A Male Escort Named “Big Red” Said He Banged Tom Cruise In 1999By toddJanuary 18, 2016
A Male Escort Named “Big Red” Said He Banged Tom Cruise In 1999


The “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors have been around long before this site or you probably you existed, and let’s be honest, Top Gun didn’t help. But unlike fellow Scientologist John Travolta, these rumors have been pretty difficult to prove. Haha, not fast says Paul Barresi, a Hollywood private detective who was sent to prison in 2008 for illegal wiretapping!

Stories about Tom Cruise’s sexuality have dogged his career….Speaking exclusively, Paul said he’s going to reveal “the inside story” of bombshell homosexual claims made about Tom, 53, by a former male escort and porn star named Nathan “Big Red” Hamilton. The man, also known as Theodore Ragsdale Jr., was at one time shopping his own book about Tom to divulge what he claimed was a series of sordid sex romps with the superstar in London in 1999.

We’ve all seen Tom Cruise do all his own stunts. That should have clued us in that he’s definitely a power top. 

Paul said he asked Big Red if he was nervous and the man said, Tom whispered in my ear, ‘It’s OK. Just relax. Just relax.’” He alleged the two men wrestled for a time and then Tom asked Big Red to pleasure himself! “At the time, he actually picked me up and threw me down. Then, once my underwear was off, he got into some serious stroking. He told me to (masturbate) so he could watch. I did and after I (ejaculated), he threw me a towel. I got dressed and then two men drove me back to Marcello’s club in London.”

When the National Enquirer gets a story wrong, they get it way wrong, but when they get it right, they tend to break the Internet. So, I guess this is up to you to believe. I don’t know if I believe Tom Cruise is gay or just weird. Every time you see him not in a movie, it seems like he’s an alien who just landed on Earth and watched some commercial to practice. And it’s always been creepy the way Scientology uses an Excel spreadsheet and a sun dial to pick which women he should date and/or marry. Or maybe he likes banging dudes. Anyway, Happy MLK Day. 


 So I Googled “Big Red” and it was either pictures of Christina Hendricks or pictures of gum that’s been deliciously different since 1937:


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Ryan Gosling Cries After SexBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Ryan Gosling Cries After Sex

 

“Hey, girl.  Don’t throw that Kleenex away. Let’s save that for my tears.”

“He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn…”I thought I heard him sniffling,” she says. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”

I don’t understand why Ryan Gosling would cry after sex. Maybe he realized he was in Only God Forgives. I can see how it would be hard to tell with his four lines of dialogue.

 

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Kill It With FireBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Kill It With Fire

 

Kim Kardashian is being applauded for posting a selfie that didn’t include 18 billable Adobe After Effects’ hours, but is this something we should really applauding? Or should we applaud anybody who walked by and didn’t ask her if she was on a no-fly list? Racial stereotypes are dangerous.

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Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’By toddAugust 01, 2014
Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’

 

Zach Snyder didn’t need much help to ruin Man of Steel, but it seems Ben Affleck is gonna help out in ruining Batman v. Superman by pissing away the Wayne fortune at the Texas Hold Em table.

After scathing reviews and dismal box office numbers when Affleck played the title role in 2003’s Daredevil, he has faced even more scrutiny for taking on the legendary caped crusader Batman. “He’s been under so much pressure playing Batman, he is absorbing himself into gambling,” added the source. “He’s taken the criticism so personally, especially after the failure of Daredevil. Those who’ve seen the film think it’s going to be a hit and all worth it, but he’s feeling a lot of pressure for it to do well.” Those closest to Affleck understand the need for a bit of distraction, but some believe it’s gone too far. “It’s a way to just to be with the guys, but he seems obsessed with poker,” continued the insider. “It’s now beyond a family issue. It’s starting to worry people. It’s too much and everyone around him is saying they have to find another outlet for him.”

Affleck has a long history of not being able to stop himself from gambling, so I guess we can call this sickness. Just like people call anything that can be solved by will power, but they just make up some disease and call themselves predisposed to like gambling or tequila or whatever. We have lots of treatment centers and specialists who are cool with taking your money to keep you believing you’re “sick”. But what about people who start their restaurant orders with a question? Where is their treatment center? We as a society should consider that.

 

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Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat RingBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat Ring

 

Not sure how we live in a world where the lead singer of Nickelback can afford to buy a 17-carat emerald cut ring for Avril Lavigne for their 1 year anniversary, yet here it is. I honestly can’t think of one reason where I’d buy anyone a 17-carat ring, unless the ring had magical powers and I bought it for myself, because vagina is only worth 1-carat, 2 tops. Maybe just a Sephora gift card.  And we’ve all seen Avril’s teeth. This wasn’t a reward for Best Achievement In Blowjobs. It’s 2014 and Chad Kroeger still frosts his hair, so its obvious decision making isn’t really his thing.

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Lindsay Lohan Is On VacationBy toddJuly 31, 2014

 

Quick: Tell me the last time Lindsay Lohan got paid to be in anything. Stop, you won’t be able to, it’s too early to think that hard. But that doesn’t stop Lindsay from taking vacation in Ibiza and contaminating the water supply and making the sun work. I guess we’re all left to wonder how she can afford to party in Ibiza without zero taxable income. My only guess is that we can take clues from other pictures she’s taken. She can open her mouth really wide.

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Kate Upton Really Wanted To Go To This EventBy toddNovember 05, 2013

When you think of Kate Upton, you automatically think of horses. No, wait. Let me try that again. When you think of Kate Upton, you automatically think of an event attended by a bunch of wealthy men who own horses. Like Melbourne Cup Day at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Australia. Mostly because she'll be 30 in 9 years, and that's basically the end of the Mayan calendar for women. It's never too early to plan ahead.

When you think of Kate Upton, you automatically think of horses. No, wait. Let me try that again. When you think of Kate Upton, you automatically think of an event…

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Kate Upton. That Is All.By toddMarch 14, 2011

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I’m as late as Miley Cyrus’ period on these, but since the imaginary clause in my contract says I must post every Kate Upton picture that exists, here are some more outtakes (even more here) from her SI Swimsuit photoshoot. Sooo…does God still get high fives because of her rack? Did he autograph it somewhere? A Saudi prince hasn’t bought her yet? How does all this work?

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Charlie Sheen Has Died Four Times In The Last Six MonthsBy toddMarch 14, 2011

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When he’s not busy winning and riding a mercury surfboard into a puddle of tiger blood, Charlie Sheen spends the rest of his time dying then being brought back to life. The Enquirer reports:

The drug-addled Two and a Half Men star – whose bizarre lifestyle and insane rants have become a national spectacle recently – grew so concerned that his routine cocaine benders would end in his death that he’s become a regular user of nitroglycerin tablets, say sources. The tablets contain a chemical compound commonly used to prevent cardiac arrest. “Since Charlie’s latest tailspin began in October, he’s suffered at least four potentially fatal cocaine overdoses – maybe even more – but his life was saved each time by people who rushed to his side and rescued him,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. The actor’s overdoses have become so predictable that he now actually plans for them in advance, continued the insider. Charlie reportedly carries sublingual (under the tongue) nitroglycerin pills with him when he’s using cocaine. When his drug intake reaches the point that his heart rate starts to increase dramatically, Charlie pops a pill – believing it prevents a deadly heart attack, says the insider. But on at least four occasions, Charlie – who has been fired by CBS and Warner Bros. from “Two and a Half Men” – has found himself in a life-or-death situation when he couldn’t get to the pills on time, maintains the insider. In each case, someone had to come to the 45-year-old actor’s aid after he collapsed in his home. During three of the episodes, an assistant or a friend in the home found Charlie “strewn across the floor, sweating bullets, while he was going in and out of consciousness,” continued the insider. “Luckily, they got to him in time and were able to get a nitroglycerin pill under his tongue,” which revived him.

Who is this assistant or friend? Are they in a union? How can they expect me to make any money in my dead pool if they save this idiot drug addict every time he can’t handle his blow? If somebody can find them and tell them to make their check out to “Todd”, I’d really appreciate it. I also accept PayPal. Or gift cards from a selective list of online businesses.

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Jenny McCarthy Understands BikinisBy toddMarch 14, 2011

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Jenny McCarthy was in Miami Beach this weekend and while she was there she tweeted constantly about how the paparazzi were hounding her and not letting her relax. Which, of course, means she loved the attention and wanted everyone to know that people still give a shit about her. When she’s not killing children with her reactionary, completely insane ramblings about Autism sheHOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER TITS! Sorry. I got sidetracked for a second there.

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