What Elephant?By daveFebruary 23, 2009

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Last night was the Academy Awards, and if you didn’t see the Slumdog Millionaire sweep coming down the tracks, well, you probably had more fun watching TV last night than I did. My hopes going into the Oscars were three-fold:

1) Buy lots of beer and take a drink every time I’m amazed that Hugh Jackman can be Wolverine in movies, but occasionally strays into metrosexual territory.

2) Mickey Rourke spontaneous breakdown over his recently dead chihuahua.

3) Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer throwdown against Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie.

It seems like no matter how many gigabytes of space we take up on the internet trying to get Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie into some sort of no-holds barred pudding match, they just refuse to do it.

Just do it already! Stop being in movies, I don’t care. I would give up every future Angelina Jolie movie or Jennifer Aniston vehicle if I could just see their nipples touch. Seriously.

Last night was the Academy Awards, and if you didn’t see the Slumdog Millionaire sweep coming down the tracks, well, you probably had more fun watching TV last night than…

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What’s A Guy Got To Do For Some Kristin Bell Pics Around Here?By daveFebruary 23, 2009
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Ok, so I have these photos of a Kristin Bell photoshoot by some guy (what do I look like? Google?) and I’ve been holding on to them waiting for Kristin Bell to make some damn news.

All I got is she’s going to be in this new series called Party Down.

Yeah, that blows. Trust me, if I had money for a plane ticket, I’d fly out to LA, and stand outside Kristin Bells house naked except for a sock until I was arrested. But, we can’t all be newsmakers, can we? We can only dream.

Complaints about how much I suck for giving you free pictures of the amazingly hot Kristin Bell without any relevant gossip can be directed to the “Dave should stay the eff off our site during weekdays” department.

Ok, so I have these photos of a Kristin Bell photoshoot by some guy (what do I look like? Google?) and I’ve been holding on to them waiting for Kristin…

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