A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie YesterdayBy toddJanuary 30, 2015
A Guy Died On A Martin Scorsese Movie Yesterday

 

This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously.

“Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film, Silence, is in pre-production. An existing structure on the CMPC backlot had been deemed unsafe by the production, and accordingly a 3rd-party contractor was hired to reinforce and make it safe prior to any production-related work commencing in this building. Sadly, during this process, the ceiling collapsed, resulting in the death of one of the contractor’s employees and injuries to two others. Everyone is in shock and sorrow and expresses their deepest concern and sympathy to the families of the individual who died and those who were injured.”

This movie still hasn’t killed more people than Chris Kyle, so it’s going to be a while before it’s labeled a hero. Give it time, my friends. Also, you might want to skip visiting a movie set this week.

  This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously. “Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film,…

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Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The MirrorBy toddJanuary 29, 2015
Kim Kardashian Took A Bathroom Selfie, Bent The Mirror

Kim Kardashian is still living under the delusion that she’s not a bell and a picket fence away from being a menu item at Farm Burger that was fattened and finished on sweet grass and narcissism, so here’s another bathroom selfie because she can’t pass a mirror without being completely entranced by her own psychosis. That felt like a run on sentence. Anyway, check the mirror in the back. Did Khloe kick in? Is this bathroom haunted? Who can say? It’s pretty weird that every inanimate object in a selfie with this ho can bend space and time.

Kim Kardashian is still living under the delusion that she’s not a bell and a picket fence away from being a menu item at Farm Burger that was fattened and…

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Christina Hendricks Is Doing It WrongBy toddOctober 07, 2011

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I assume she lost a bet or got dared, because Christina Hendricks showed up to the Club Tacori 2011 event in West Hollywood in all black without her massive rack hanging out forcing people to look at her face. C’mon, man. Nobody wants to see that.

I assume she lost a bet or got dared, because Christina Hendricks showed up to the Club Tacori 2011 event in West Hollywood in all black without her massive rack…

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Are You Ready For Some Firing?!By toddOctober 06, 2011

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As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has killed six million people. Makes sense. TMZ reports:

The Monday Night party is over for Hank Williams … ESPN has just fired the singer, days after he compared President Obama to Hitler. ESPN had already pulled the song from Monday’s game while they mulled Williams’ fate — but now, it’s permanent. ESPN released a statement, saying, “We appreciate his contributions over the past years. The success of Monday Night Football has always been about the games and that will continue.” As we previously reported, Williams went on Fox News earlier this week, and referred to Obama and Joe Biden as “the enemy.” He later called his comments “dumb” — but never really apologized for saying them.

Teabaggers and Republicans Everybody (including Hank himself) has been on the Internet today saying that his 1st Amendment rights have been violated. Jesus. Let me explain this to everyone. The 1st Amendment doesn’t apply when the government isn’t involved. If you represent a private corporation and you say something stupid to millions of people then they have every right to fire you. If Hank Williams, Jr. had said that on FOX News then Obama had a sniper shoot him, then yes, his 1st Amendment rights would have been violated. If you want to say you’re defending the Constitution, I don’t know, maybe you should understand it first.

As expected, Hank Williams Jr.’s services are no longer needed at ESPN Monday Night Football after he went on FOX News and compared Obama to Hitler. Right. Because Obama has…
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Jennifer Love Bread, Pie, Other Things Like ThatBy toddOctober 03, 2011

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It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio City in a dress she stole from a kid on Toddlers & Tiaras. Man, how did we get these? Just lucky I guess!

It’s easier to see a recent picture of Bigfoot than it is to see a paparazzi pic of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s ass from behind, but here she is in Studio…

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Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not NakedBy toddApril 26, 2011

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Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to come back down because he would smile and see that all was good. Look, don’t ask questions. But if you’re gonna do Playboy, do fucking Playboy. What is, this the Nordstrom catalog? The chicks at Playboy put on clothes “after hours”? I don’t get it. Whatever. I’m just glad we broke out a new pose, because you know when you draw on the corner of a bunch of pages then flip the pages really fast then those pictures tell a story? If you stack up all Sophie Turner’s pictures then flip them really fast they tell the story of how her back her arched and her ass is in the air.

Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to…

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Olivia Munn Is Hardcore. Not Really.By toddApril 26, 2011

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Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana White and supermodel Selita Ebanks. Then she went outside. NY Daily News reports:

The 31-year-old approached a group of “about four others, both men and women,” whom she had been seen with throughout the evening. The crowd stood near “a bunch of tables to the left of the entrance of Pure.” Despite her previously sweet demeanor, Munn “started yelling and swearing,” and apparently didn’t care who heard. “You can go f— yourselves!” she told the group, adding that her “career will go on,” but the slack-jawed group she was addressing was “going to have to kiss peoples’ asses for the rest of [their] lives!” Our eyewitness said initially the group tried to calm the belligerent actress. “It’s okay, we understand,” one woman said nervously to Munn. But efforts to quiet the actress’ outburst fell flat. Those in the group “weren’t really talking much,” said the spywitness, “just listening” to her yelling…”I’m rich!” Munn continued. “I come from a well-off family.”…After Munn had completed her tirade, we’re told, she stormed off, leaving the group in silence and bystanders in shock.

It’s amazing how someone can walk into a Vegas nightclub happy and filled with joy then walk out a few hours later with paranoia and violent mood swings. It’s almost like they did cocaine. The article goes on to say that this incident was due to somebody trying to “manhandle” her friends inside the club and that “profanity to protect them is the least aggressive thing she could have done in the moment.” So, um, what would have been the most aggressive thing? She’s a video game dork in a cocktail dress. Hit A+B+->+-> really fast? Challenge them to a game of Cranium? I guess what I’m saying is that maybe she should shut the fuck up before she’s picking her teeth out of her forehead.

Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana…

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Sara Jean Underwood Is For No ReasonBy toddNovember 09, 2010

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Sara Jean Underwood recently got implants, and that might not be big news to you, but according to the message board my penis subscribes to, he might disagree with you.

Sara Jean Underwood recently got implants, and that might not be big news to you, but according to the message board my penis subscribes to, he might disagree with you.

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Tom Hardy Is GayBy toddJuly 29, 2010

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Tom Hardy, the breakout star of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Inception, has won the hearts and wet the panties of women around the world with his portrayal of Eames the forg…BOOM! Daily Mail reports:

But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. ‘I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’ In an interview with Now magazine, the former party-boy who has battled drink, drugs and crime to turn his life around, added: ‘A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. ‘I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. ‘Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.’

I realize this guy is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley and has a kid from another chick, but if you one day find a cock in your mouth, you’re gay. There’s no way around that. I know people will argue that he is evolved and doesn’t adhere to gender norms that forced him into a box of masculinity, but if you you’re man, and you have to wipe semen out of your eye, you’re a queer. This guy could chop down an entire forest with a blue ox and beat up Bigfoot in a cage match, and his obituary would still include the words “used to jack off dudes”

Tom Hardy, the breakout star of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Inception, has won the hearts and wet the panties of women around the world with his portrayal of Eames the forg…BOOM!…

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George Clooney’s Girlfriend Loves CocaineBy toddJuly 29, 2010

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Witnesses in a cocaine scandal, which involved the closing of clubs in Milan and Los Angeles and lead to the arrest of five people, has named George Clooney’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, in their testimony.

RadarOnline.com has discovered that Canalis has been implicated in an Italian cocaine scandal where one witness testified: “I’ve done cocaine with other people including Elisabetta Canalis.” According to one of Italy’s most prestigious newspapers, Corriere della Sera, an investigation was launched in 2008 into two Milan, Italy nightclubs that were allegedly running an escort and prostitution ring fueled by alcohol and cocaine. Those nightclubs were regularly frequented by celebrities.They [the girls] were brought into the clubs by the various characters acting as PR for the evenings to entertain customers at the tables of the private club,” prosecutor Frank Di Maio stated in the investigative documents. “Their job was to encourage these customers to drink alcohol as to increase the table’s bill, followed up by sex off premises.”

It’s kinda hard to tell from this story, but was Elisabetta Canalis one of the celebrities or one of the prostitutes? Also, what is this lump on my arm? It’s really starting to freak me out.

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