Ryan Gosling Cries After SexBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Ryan Gosling Cries After Sex

 

“Hey, girl.  Don’t throw that Kleenex away. Let’s save that for my tears.”

“He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn…”I thought I heard him sniffling,” she says. “Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes.”

I don’t understand why Ryan Gosling would cry after sex. Maybe he realized he was in Only God Forgives. I can see how it would be hard to tell with his four lines of dialogue.

 

  “Hey, girl.  Don’t throw that Kleenex away. Let’s save that for my tears.” “He was the best lover I’ve ever had,” recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night…

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Kill It With FireBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Kill It With Fire

 

Kim Kardashian is being applauded for posting a selfie that didn’t include 18 billable Adobe After Effects’ hours, but is this something we should really applauding? Or should we applaud anybody who walked by and didn’t ask her if she was on a no-fly list? Racial stereotypes are dangerous.

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Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’By toddAugust 01, 2014
Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’

 

Zach Snyder didn’t need much help to ruin Man of Steel, but it seems Ben Affleck is gonna help out in ruining Batman v. Superman by pissing away the Wayne fortune at the Texas Hold Em table.

After scathing reviews and dismal box office numbers when Affleck played the title role in 2003’s Daredevil, he has faced even more scrutiny for taking on the legendary caped crusader Batman. “He’s been under so much pressure playing Batman, he is absorbing himself into gambling,” added the source. “He’s taken the criticism so personally, especially after the failure of Daredevil. Those who’ve seen the film think it’s going to be a hit and all worth it, but he’s feeling a lot of pressure for it to do well.” Those closest to Affleck understand the need for a bit of distraction, but some believe it’s gone too far. “It’s a way to just to be with the guys, but he seems obsessed with poker,” continued the insider. “It’s now beyond a family issue. It’s starting to worry people. It’s too much and everyone around him is saying they have to find another outlet for him.”

Affleck has a long history of not being able to stop himself from gambling, so I guess we can call this sickness. Just like people call anything that can be solved by will power, but they just make up some disease and call themselves predisposed to like gambling or tequila or whatever. We have lots of treatment centers and specialists who are cool with taking your money to keep you believing you’re “sick”. But what about people who start their restaurant orders with a question? Where is their treatment center? We as a society should consider that.

 

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Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat RingBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat Ring

 

Not sure how we live in a world where the lead singer of Nickelback can afford to buy a 17-carat emerald cut ring for Avril Lavigne for their 1 year anniversary, yet here it is. I honestly can’t think of one reason where I’d buy anyone a 17-carat ring, unless the ring had magical powers and I bought it for myself, because vagina is only worth 1-carat, 2 tops. Maybe just a Sephora gift card.  And we’ve all seen Avril’s teeth. This wasn’t a reward for Best Achievement In Blowjobs. It’s 2014 and Chad Kroeger still frosts his hair, so its obvious decision making isn’t really his thing.

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Lindsay Lohan Is On VacationBy toddJuly 31, 2014

 

Quick: Tell me the last time Lindsay Lohan got paid to be in anything. Stop, you won’t be able to, it’s too early to think that hard. But that doesn’t stop Lindsay from taking vacation in Ibiza and contaminating the water supply and making the sun work. I guess we’re all left to wonder how she can afford to party in Ibiza without zero taxable income. My only guess is that we can take clues from other pictures she’s taken. She can open her mouth really wide.

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