Sara Underwood Has A Private SnapchatBy toddApril 19, 2017
Sara Underwood Has A Private Snapchat

 

If there was any justice in this world instead of Kardashians, I’d probably post about Sara Underwood everyday, but I can’t because the world is a dark place on the brink of dystopia where our President will bomb a country if they tweet something about his hands and where Democrats have to spend $8M and hire Samuel L. Jackson in order to celebrate a loss like it’s a win in district with 72% rich, white people. The future looks bleak, my friends. But at least Sara Underwood has a private Snapchat we can all look at while we prepare for the nuclear winter.

(more…)

  If there was any justice in this world instead of Kardashians, I’d probably post about Sara Underwood everyday, but I can’t because the world is a dark place on…

Related Posts:

Tags:
This Instagram Chick Said Drake Knocked Her Up Then Ignored Her TextsBy toddApril 18, 2017
This Instagram Chick Said Drake Knocked Her Up Then Ignored Her Texts

 

A “model” by the name of Layla (@iamlaylalace) said Drake pretty much stalked her on Instagram, got her pregnant, then dipped. She has pulled every single receipt.  (Swipe that Instagram box thing).

 

#Drake got some explaining to do (swipe for more)

A post shared by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on

 

She had some more words to say. Specifically, Drake has a two-inch penis.

 

ALSO IMA MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR I NEVER CHECKED FOR THIS LIL 2 INCH DIRTY DICK ASS NIGGA !!! HIS LIEING ASS SENT FOR ME !!! NEVER DID I THROW MY SELF AT HIM !!!! NEVER A GROUPIE !!!! NEVER DID I ASK FOR ANY OF THIS !!!! NO WE DIDNT MEET AT NO VIDEO SHOOT/STUDIO/CONCERT OR IN NO CLUB !!! THIS MAN MADE IT HIS BUIESNESS TO ASK TO MEET ME OFF OF SEEING A PIC OF ME THAT WAS SENT TO HIM BY HIS MANS.I NEVER ASKED HIS MANS TO SEND DRAKE A PIC OF ME EITHER LETS JUST MAKE THAT CLEAR TOO !!! WHEN I MET HIS MANS I HAD NO CLUE HE EVEN KNEW DRAKE !!! UNTIL THE NEXT DAY WHEN HIS MANS HIT ME UP ON INSTAGRAM AND TOLD ME THEY WERE FRIENDS !!! EVEN THOU I WAS NERVOUS TO EVEN MEET DRAKE HE MANAGED TO PERSUAD ME INTO LEAVING MY COUNTRY WITH HIS MANS TO MEET HIM.I WAS LIVING MY LIFE DRAMA FREE BEFORE ALL OF THIS AND HERE HE COMES OUT OF FUCKING NOWERE !!! CORRUPTING MY FUCKING LIFE !!!

A post shared by Layla

 

Say what you want about Drake and his actions, but at least he didn’t body shame this woman. That should get him some points on Twitter and Tumblr while he’s denying he got this chick pregnant. I mean, wouldn’t we all? I feel like we all would.

  A “model” by the name of Layla (@iamlaylalace) said Drake pretty much stalked her on Instagram, got her pregnant, then dipped. She has pulled every single receipt.  (Swipe that…

Related Posts:

Tags:
The 71st Golden Globes Nominations Were AnnouncedBy toddDecember 12, 2013
The 71st Golden Globes Nominations Were Announced

 

Hollywood loves them a good circle jerk, so the nominees for the 71st Golden Globes were announced this morning, so I've listed the awards I care about because I too enjoy a private circle jerk. My predictions are in bold. Feel free to argue with me. You know, like normal.

 

 

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

12 Years A Slave

Captain Phillips

Gravity

Philomena

Rush

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

Sandra Bullock, Gravity

Judi Dench, Philomena

Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks

Kate Winslet, Labor Day

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

Chiwetal Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave

Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Robert Redford, All Is Lost

 

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

American Hustle

Her

Inside Lleywn Davis

Nebraska

The Wolf Of Wall Street

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Amy Adams, American Hustle

Julie Delpy, Before Midnight

Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha

Julia Dreyfus, Enough Said

Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Christian Bale, American Hustle

Bruce Dern, Nebraska

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis

Joaquin Phoenix, Her

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

The Croods

Despicable Me 2

Frozen

 

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Blue is the Warmest Color

The Great Beauty

The Hunt

The Past

The Wind Rises

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine

Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Lupita N'yongo, 12 Years a Slave

Julia Roberts, August: Osage County

June Squibb, Nebraska

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips

Daniel Bruhl, Rush

Bradley Cooper, American Hustle

Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

 

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity

Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips

Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave

Alexander Payne, Nebraska

David O. Russell, American Hustle

 

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

Her

Nebraska

Philomena

12 Years A Slave

American Hustle

 

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Breaking Bad

Downton Abbey

The Good Wife

House Of Cards

Masters Of Sex

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black

Taylor Schilling, Orange Is The New Black

Kerry Washington, Scandal

Robin Wright, House Of Cards

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex

Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

James Spader, The Blacklist

 

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

The Big Bang Theory

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Girls

Modern Family

Parks & Recreation

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl

Lena Dunham, Girls

Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Amy Poehler, Parks & Recreation

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Jason Bateman, Arrested Development

Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show

Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

 

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

American Horror Story: Coven

Behind The Candelabra

Dancing on the Edge

Top of the Lake

White Queen

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor

Rebecca Ferguson, White Queen

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven

Helen Mirren, Phil Spector

Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra

Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra

Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge

Idris Elba, Luther

Al Pacino, Phil Spector

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge

Janet McTeer, White Queen

Hayden Panettiere , Nashville

Monica Potter, Parenthood

Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Josh Charles, The Good Wife

Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra

Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad

Corey Stoll, House of Cards

Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

 

  Hollywood loves them a good circle jerk, so the nominees for the 71st Golden Globes were announced this morning, so I've listed the awards I care about because I…
Kanye West Is Whining Again About Not Getting Nominated For SomethingBy toddDecember 11, 2013

 

In new Kanye West is a petulant child, jealous woman news, West brought his insatiable thirst and paranoia to the Hammersmith Apollo in London on Saturday night where he ranted for over 10 mins about the evils of corporations and the Grammys because they have yet to kneel and beg before him. MTV News reports:

Standing onstage alone during the G.O.O.D. music banger "Clique" at the Hammersmith Apollo, West started out giving props to London's creativity and slamming "business people" who make him sick. "People get on the phone with me and [ask me] … 'what kind of business are you doing?'" he said in a video of the incident on YouTube. "'What's the numbers? How much did you sell? What's the radio spins? How much shampoo can you sell with your face on it and s—?'" "Remind me again why we in this s—?" he sang over and over in an improvised bit. "Since when was making art about getting rich?" Soon enough, though, the not impecunious rapper took it way further. "I got love for Hov, but I ain't f—in' with that 'Suit & Tie,'" 
 he sang, dissing the comeback single from Justin Timberlake that features Yeezy's Throne mate Jay....But West had other people in his sights as well. He went on to rail against the Recording Academy as well, telling the Grammys they can "suck my d–." The slam against the organization (as well as "every mother—in' sponsor" that puts their logos over his concerts and those annoying execs at backstage meet-and-greets who want to tell him about themselves) came just weeks after they awarded him three golden gramophones
 for his work with Jay and the G.O.O.D. crew….West also took another shot at Taylor Swift, whom he famously interrupted at the 2009 MTV VMAs. "Taylor Swift beat Beyoncé at the Grammys? Beyoncé be dancing in heels and s—," he said, according to reports. The longest part of his rant didn't name names, but it made some very strong comments about stars who take big bucks from corporations for selling drinks. "Can I sell your drink for you please? So you can help me put on a better show," he said in a mocking tone just months after Jay's wife, Bey, announced a $50 million deal with Pepsi that will have the soda giant investing in some of her creative efforts. Timberlake also recently announced a drink deal, in which he was named the creative director for Bud Light Platinum. "Please corporations? Can you please support me, Please? Me, Kanye West? I swear I'm a nice n—a now. I swear I'll put the pink polo back on. I swear to you. Please? Just for three million dollars. I need it so bad. I need a new pool in my back yard. So I'll tell all my fans your s— is cool. And if they believe in me they should also believe in you . . . Did we you the check yet? Did the corporation send the check yet? What's my public rating right now? Are people liking me again? Enough to get some money from the corporations? Are they liking me now? They forgot about the whole Beyonce thing right? Ok cool. Is it okay now?"

Hopefully he can take some of his Adidas money and get a vaginoplasty and some Lexapro, because it must exhausting to be constantly posing for a picture that nobody is taking. Yeezus sucked and your temper tantrum got you escorted out of the lobby of the most powerful and recognizable athletic apparel corporation in the world. I realize you might not have been taught this, but the world doesn't revolve you, bruh. I know, I know, sit down if you have to, it's okay. Take a deep breath. Breathe it out. Also, ranting against corporations then in the same sentence asking them for money is kinda a bitch move. At best, you're the greatest teenage white girl rapper who has ever lived. Nobody can take that away from you.

 

  In new Kanye West is a petulant child, jealous woman news, West brought his insatiable thirst and paranoia to the Hammersmith Apollo in London on Saturday night where he…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Emmy Rossum Got Topless For EsquireBy toddDecember 11, 2013
Emmy Rossum Got Topless For Esquire

 

Emmy Rossum looks like a young Angelina Jolie born with fetal alcohol syndrome, but somehow that still manages to be hot. So here she is in January 2014 issue of Esquire, because she's topless. The issue also includes an interview with the actress and hahahahaha why? Dude, she's topless and in a thong. Trust me on this, nothing she will say will matter. Hitler was misunderstood? Cool, cool. *resumes slideshow*

 

  Emmy Rossum looks like a young Angelina Jolie born with fetal alcohol syndrome, but somehow that still manages to be hot. So here she is in January 2014 issue…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Emergency! Burger King Is Out Of Linkonade.By daveFebruary 25, 2009

That is one urgent emergency. [BestWeekEver]

There’s only one thing worse than your mom discovering your lube. You mom discovering your anal lube. [CollegeHumor]

Paris Hilton has moved on to Amanda Bynes sloppy seconds, which is a downgrade in almost every sense of the word. Except the intended software sense.[FatBackMedia]

I’m developing an obsession with Anne Hathaway. That and the slow news day means an Anne Hathaway link. [LaineyGossip]

London Fashion Week seems much cooler than New York Fashion Week. Maybe it’s the more nipples? Site NSFW [DrunkenStepfather]

Holly Madison broke up with Cris Angel when he made her self respect disappear.[ImNotObsessed]

Emily Blunt: not as smokable as her name would imply. [ICYDK]

That is one urgent emergency. [BestWeekEver] There’s only one thing worse than your mom discovering your lube. You mom discovering your anal lube. [CollegeHumor] Paris Hilton has moved on to…

Related Posts:

Tags: , ,
Lindsay Lohan Really Needs To StopBy toddFebruary 24, 2009

[Gallery not found]

I have no idea exactly what Lindsay Lohan is trying to do here, but whatever it is, it’s not working. She’s topless, and I appreciate the effort, but good luck trying to get me to masturbate to something with a tattoo on her wrist that looks like it should be making hinges at Schindler’s factory. My penis just thinks that’s in poor taste. Like Asian girls.

If “topless” didn’t give it away, some of these pictures might be NSFW. Especially #6. And the closeup version of #6 here. Oh, and the picture your girlfriend sent me on my cell phone:

I have no idea exactly what Lindsay Lohan is trying to do here, but whatever it is, it’s not working. She’s topless, and I appreciate the effort, but good luck…

Related Posts:

Tags: , ,
She Hasn’t Paid Her Mortgage in 10 MonthsBy toddFebruary 24, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Nadya Suleman gained national attention after she gave birth to octuplets with the help of assisted reproductive technology even though didn’t have a job and already had six children. Man, I wonder how she can afford it all? Oh, wait. Us Magazine reports:

The source says that the house is set to be auctioned off on March 5. The Whittier, Calif., residence is actually owned by Suleman’s mother, Angela, who has not paid the bungalow’s mortgage in 10 months. She owed more than $23,000 in back payments. Suleman and her 14 children do not have a plan for where they will live once the house is gone, the source tells Us.

She’s not technically a celebrity, but unless you’re Noah’s wife, any chick that wants 14 kids clearly wants to be. I’m only half joking when I say that I wish the bank bulldozes this house to the ground. Then hopefully, the California government will step in and take these kids away from the this crazy bitch. They can at least give Jennifer Aniston one. Then she won’t have to DVR Noggin for her cats or wonder why her Baby Alive doll doesn’t like the outfit that she bought. It’s pink ponies!

No real reason for the Sarah Jessica Parker pictures other than the fact that this is probably the first time that they can’t be worse than the banner picture.

Banner picture credit: TMZ

Nadya Suleman gained national attention after she gave birth to octuplets with the help of assisted reproductive technology even though didn’t have a job and already had six children. Man,…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Adriana Lima is Married, Can Have Sex NowBy toddFebruary 24, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Victoria’s Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Adriana Lima, announced today on her MySpace that she got married to retired NBA guard Marko Jaric in Wyoming on Valentine’s Day. I guess this is only news because Lima has long claimed that she would remain a virgin until she was married. Hey, Marko. Fuck you.

Hello!
By this point, some people know about my big news! Yes, I like to keep my life personal but I did become married on Valentine Day to the love of my life. I am SO happy inside and I want to spread my love!
The marriage was very small and not most friends and family could attend because it was a quick decision. Luckily, we will be having another wedding this summer that will be a bigger event!
We have not decided where it will be because my family is in Brasil and Marko is from Serbia. It will be great no matter where!
And finally, there are rumors of me pregnant. I just cannot say.. YET! .
beijos!!!
adri

I have no clue what this has to do with the story, but Jaric once played for a team called Kinder Bologna. I’m sure that means something more threatening wherever he’s from, but in American it sounds like something off a pre-school lunch menu. I didn’t look it up, but I’m going to assume their logo is a Panda and smiling sunshine face drinking a glass of milk.

Note: Yes, I know the body in the banner picture doesn’t belong to Adriana Lima. It’s an ass in the air. I hope you have some kind of point you’re trying to make here.

Victoria’s Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Adriana Lima, announced today on her MySpace that she got married to retired NBA guard Marko Jaric in Wyoming on Valentine’s Day….

Related Posts:

Tags:
What Elephant?By daveFebruary 23, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Last night was the Academy Awards, and if you didn’t see the Slumdog Millionaire sweep coming down the tracks, well, you probably had more fun watching TV last night than I did. My hopes going into the Oscars were three-fold:

1) Buy lots of beer and take a drink every time I’m amazed that Hugh Jackman can be Wolverine in movies, but occasionally strays into metrosexual territory.

2) Mickey Rourke spontaneous breakdown over his recently dead chihuahua.

3) Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer throwdown against Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie.

It seems like no matter how many gigabytes of space we take up on the internet trying to get Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie into some sort of no-holds barred pudding match, they just refuse to do it.

Just do it already! Stop being in movies, I don’t care. I would give up every future Angelina Jolie movie or Jennifer Aniston vehicle if I could just see their nipples touch. Seriously.

Last night was the Academy Awards, and if you didn’t see the Slumdog Millionaire sweep coming down the tracks, well, you probably had more fun watching TV last night than…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,