‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Has A Final TrailerBy toddMarch 16, 2018
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Has A Final Trailer

 

The last trailer for Avengers: Infinity War dropped today, and as you can tell, it’s yet another comic book movie where a CGI villain tries to collect objects to gain the ultimate power in the universe or whatever. But this is Marvel movie, so it’ll be, you know, better. Captain America looks to have a beard on purpose, so that’s good. Anyway, the movie is the culmination of all the crap they’ve done for the last 10 years, and I expect Iron Man to die, because even Disney can’t afford Robert Downey, Jr. anymore. Maybe Black Widow and Hulk will die because Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo look like Black Widow and Hulk’s parents now. I’ll pay money to see this, obviously.

 

  The last trailer for Avengers: Infinity War dropped today, and as you can tell, it’s yet another comic book movie where a CGI villain tries to collect objects to…
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Kim Kardashian Is PregnantBy toddDecember 31, 2012



Kim let Kanye finish 12 weeks ago. TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian’s got a little Kanye in her — as in she’s pregnant with Kanye West’s baby … according to the rapper himself. Yeezy dropped the baby bombshell on stage Sunday night in Atlantic City by simply asking the crowd, “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?” Our Kardashian sources confirm Kim is 12 weeks pregnant, and apparently several members of the K clan have been sitting on the secret. Shortly after Kanye’s announcement … Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!” Kourtney also tweeted, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can.”

So, the chick who launched her family into fame and fortune by getting cum in the mouth, is now helping her family’s record-low ratings by getting cum shot in her vagina. How exciting! And a special congratulations to Kris Humphries for being a new stepfather. Although, hopefully he won’t have to live with the embarrassment long when Kim drops the baby off in front of a fire department after 72 days.

Kim let Kanye finish 12 weeks ago. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian’s got a little Kanye in her — as in she’s pregnant with Kanye West’s baby … according to the…

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Rosie Fortescue is New Here, LinksBy kathyDecember 28, 2012

Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s boob fell out on set? [The Superficial]
Miranda Kerr in lingerie. You’re welcome [Popoholic]
Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures are artsy [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Greene gets sexy in Cosmopolitan [MyEx]
Rihanna Caught Naked Changing into her Bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Even more blind items [Dlisted]
Mila Kunis does Esquire (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Top 5 WTF/LOL/OMG Moments of 2012 [Celebuzz]
Kristen Stewart is worth every dollar [Celebitchy]
The year in celebrity cleavage [COED Magazine]
What Kind of Superhero Are You? [College Humor]
60 of the funniest photos ever [The Chive]
Top Nude Movies of 2012 (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Top 10 Beautiful Women Performing Monotonous Tasks [Moe Jackson]
Worst Lindsay Lohan picture ever? [Celebslam]
Dakota Fanning plays “find the pickle” [The Blemish]
Katy Perry is letting herself go [Evil Beet Gossip]
Christina Hendricks isn’t a natural red head [Amy Gindhouse]
The Academy voters are stupid [Lainey Gossip]
The week’s sexiest twitpics [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian or Octomom? [Cityrag]
Taylor Swift‘s stalker is free to keep stalking [Popcrush]
Famous people playing themselves [Film Drunk]
Shakira might have given birth, or not [TooFab]
Brad Pitt wants to buy Angelina Jolie’s sex tape [Popbytes]
Kim Kardashian is probably knocked up [Allie Is Wired]
Denzel Washington is 58 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
The 25 worst movies of the year [ComingSoon]
The Hobbit is making stupid amounts of money [Superhero Hype]
The Ten Best TV Dramas of 2012 [Crave Online]
Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups in 2012 [Hollyscoop]
Gwen Stefani plays happy families in London [Splash News]
Jessica Simpson shows off her pregnancy cleavage [Starcrush]

Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s boob fell out on set? [The Superficial] Miranda Kerr in lingerie. You’re welcome [Popoholic] Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures are artsy [Hollywood Tuna] Ashley Greene gets…

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Nick Stahl Was Arrested For Masturbating In A Porn StoreBy toddDecember 28, 2012



Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a Hollywood adult store last night. His wife must be thrilled! TMZ reports:

Law enforcement tells us, LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.” We’re told the “Terminator 3” star appeared to be “touching himself” — you can figure out the rest — and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor. Nick was cited and released from police custody a few hours later … and as he walked out of the police station he told our camera guy it was all a “misunderstanding.”

Stahl was reported missing like 500 times this year and has reportedly received treatment for substance abuse. But seriously, if you want to jack off, do it in the privacy of your own home. Then tell your grandma so she can pray with you and make you cookies.

Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a…
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Kate Winslet’s New Married Name Is “Kate Rocknroll”By toddDecember 28, 2012



Why would a 37-year old single mom and Oscar winner who has been married twice already, marry a dude with the last name “Rocknroll”? Easy. He’s Richard Branson‘s nephew. CHA-CHING! Page Six reports:

“Titanic” star Kate Winslet quietly married her boyfriend of a year, Richard Branson’s epically named nephew, Ned Rocknroll, in upstate New York earlier this month. According to reports, the intimate, “romantic, private” ceremony took place at a barn with only a few close friends present, including her “Titanic” co-star Leo DiCaprio, who gave the bride away. While reps for Winslet and DiCaprio didn’t immediately comment, it seems Winslet and Rocknroll, who changed his name from Abel Smith, have recently appeared deeply in love.

Kate Winslet split from director Sam Mendes in 2010 and now she’s married again. And obviously DiCpario woke up underneath a pile of bridesmaids. Congrats to both.

Why would a 37-year old single mom and Oscar winner who has been married twice already, marry a dude with the last name “Rocknroll”? Easy. He’s Richard Branson‘s nephew. CHA-CHING!…

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Britney Spears Is Getting Fired From X-FactorBy toddDecember 27, 2012



Apparently she wasn’t crazy enough for television. ‘MERICA! Us Magazine reports:

“Britney will get the boot,” an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in May, along with fellow newcomer Demi Lovato. “Producers wanted her for the long haul, but it isn’t working.” One reason? Spears’ $15 million contract, which sources say the low-energy mentor hasn’t earned. “They paid all that for her to say ‘amazing’ and offer half-claps,” a second insider tells Us. Adds a third source of show co-creator Simon Cowell, who is leading the charge to axe the performer: “He wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney.”

Much like the The Voice and American Idol, X-Factor is rarely about the people on the stage. It’s just an excuse for networks to parade America’s great reservoir of idiots and narcissists on stage so the hosts can pick on the low hanging fruit. But as it turns out, the majority of the hosts are fruit already rotting on the ground. Britney Spears judging a singing competition? That’s like me judging a competition that tells you which tampon is the most comfortable.

Apparently she wasn’t crazy enough for television. ‘MERICA! Us Magazine reports: “Britney will get the boot,” an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in…

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Hayden Panettiere is Proud of Her Hoodie, LinksBy kathyDecember 27, 2012

The best of 2012: Remember when Christina Hendricks got hacked? [The Superficial]
Gracie Carvalho is selling lingerie [Popoholic]
Natalia Siwiec is new here [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Simpson is no Jessica Alba [MyEx]
Stephanie Seymour fell out of her top (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Let’s guess some blind items [Dlisted]
Doutzen Kroes keeps the Christmas cheer going (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kate Upton‘s year in review [Celebuzz]
Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend [Celebitchy]
13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012 [COED Magazine]
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List [College Humor]
Merry Christmas from [The Chive]
Top 10 Naked Stars Who’ve Been Arrested for a DUI (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
The best bikini pics since June [Moe (more…)

The best of 2012: Remember when Christina Hendricks got hacked? [The Superficial] Gracie Carvalho is selling lingerie [Popoholic] Natalia Siwiec is new here [Hollywood Tuna] Ashley Simpson is no Jessica…

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Katy Perry Posted This On Twitter YesterdayBy toddDecember 26, 2012



In case you were on the fence about whether Katy Perry and John Mayer are actually together, Perry posted this picture of Mayer in a Santa outfit on Twitter yesterday. Because *puts on sunglasses* he came down her chimney.

In case you were on the fence about whether Katy Perry and John Mayer are actually together, Perry posted this picture of Mayer in a Santa outfit on Twitter yesterday….

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Miley Cyrus Is Super Edgy, You GuysBy toddDecember 26, 2012



For some unexplainable reason Miley Cyrus thinks she’s a rock star instead of the product of a famous dude cumming inside a uterus then using his famous connections to get her a television show because he wanted to stay rich. And as expected, she’s trying to shed her clean cut Disney image by trying way too fucking hard. Yes, Miley. You’re a dangerous, edgy rock star who lives life with no rules. Hey, remember that time when you were 11 and you rode your pet unicorn the amusement park in your backyard even though your butler and nanny said you were late for your tennis lesson? Rock ‘n roll, baby!

For some unexplainable reason Miley Cyrus thinks she’s a rock star instead of the product of a famous dude cumming inside a uterus then using his famous connections to get…

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Scarlett Johansson Was Too Sexy For Girl With The Dragon TattooBy toddOctober 18, 2011

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Since Hollywood is devoid of any original ideas and has run out of Asian films to remake (yes, I’m looking at you too, The Departed), Hollywood is now raping and pillaging Sweden (they started here) for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. A litany of A-list actresses, including Scarlett Johansson, were vying for the part, but director David Fincher thought some homely chick would be better. Totally. Because if Americans hate one thing, it’s seeing hot chicks in their movies. Us Magazine reports:

Director David Fincher eventually gave the part in his American adaptation to lesser-known actress Rooney Mara, with whom he worked on The Social Network. “We flew in people from New Zealand and Swaziland and all over the place,” Fincher explained to Vogue. “Look, we saw some amazing people. Scarlett Johansson was great. It was a great audition, I’m telling you.” So why didn’t Johansson, 26, nab the part? “But the thing with Scarlett is, you can’t wait for her to take her clothes off.” Indeed, Johansson is probably too voluptuous for the edgy role as it is written in the book. Brilliant, socially freakish computer hacker Salander is a “a pale, anorexic young woman who had hair as short as a fuse, and a pierced nose and eyebrows,” author Larson wrote of Lizbeth, who is covered in tattoos.

So to recap, a pale, socially awkward, and unattractive computer hacker with Asperger Syndrome spends two hours stealing money from a bank. Ooohh, how exciting! I’m sure this will be a big hit in America. Maybe they should change the name to The Girl With The Dragon Tramp Stamp just to make sure, though. Then have some sort of Taco Bell tie-in. And maybe make it in 3D. And have a contest where audiences will have the chance to win a lifetime supply of Mt. Dew. Or be an extra on Pawn Stars. Or get a free makeover. Or something having to do with the McRib.

Since Hollywood is devoid of any original ideas and has run out of Asian films to remake (yes, I’m looking at you too, The Departed), Hollywood is now raping and…

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