Eliza Dushku Has A StalkerBy toddFebruary 05, 2010

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Um, yeah. ONTD says:

A Shoreview man obsessed with TV star Eliza Dushku drove to California with plans to deliver four scripts he had written to her at a charity benefit. The scripts, written over many months, were for her canceled science fiction drama “Dollhouse”. The charity event was canceled and the man was reported missing but later found somewhere in L.A. Tore Simonsen, 37, was a successful lawyer until he took off to L.A behind his family’s back. He was flown home by his sister however his car is still somewhere in L.A. with the scripts still in the trunk. The man now lives in a homeless shelter in Minneapolis and has made it his mission to save Eliza Dushku’s show “Dollhouse”. He is currently involved in some legal drama as he sought an order against Catholic Charities homeless shelter — they wouldn’t allow him to hand out Dollhouse fliers or to take their picture. Catholic Charities requested a continuance, which the judge granted, so the judicial hearing is delayed until Feb. 11.

I’ve never seen an episode of Dollhouse, but apparently it emits an insidious transmission through your TV that turns you into dumbass. That’s why my foster mother only lets me watch porn. She even makes me cookies before we watch it. I don’t know what’s in them but they make me really sleepy because she knows I don’t like naptime. She loves me so much!

Um, yeah. ONTD says: A Shoreview man obsessed with TV star Eliza Dushku drove to California with plans to deliver four scripts he had written to her at a charity…

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Damn, SexyBy toddFebruary 01, 2010

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Photographers in Miami were able to capture the elusive beauty known as Britney Spears this weekend. “It was once believed that beauty like this was a myth and would never reveal itself to mankind,” a leading scientist was quoted as saying.

Photographers in Miami were able to capture the elusive beauty known as Britney Spears this weekend. “It was once believed that beauty like this was a myth and would never…

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Jessica LinksBy toddJanuary 30, 2010

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The New York Times called Christina Hendricks fat. [Popeater]
Milli Vanilli: 20 years later [Popeater]
Marisa Miller is bootylicious [Popoholic]
Ali Larter upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Katrina Bowden’s ass is now in movies [Egotastic]
How to date a college cheerleader [COED Magazine]
Maddox Jolie-Pitt wants to fuck Kim Kardashian [Celebslam]
The least true thing you have ever heard [Cele|bitchy]
Weed is the best medicine [Cityrag]
It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch [College Humor]
Kate Moss is alive [Heyman Hustle]

Hot ass Dollar Tree Megan Fox, Jessica Lowndes at the 1st Annual Data Awards.

The New York Times called Christina Hendricks fat. [Popeater] Milli Vanilli: 20 years later [Popeater] Marisa Miller is bootylicious [Popoholic] Ali Larter upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie] Katrina Bowden’s ass is now…

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Simon Monjack Was Serious, Still Really HighBy toddJanuary 28, 2010

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During an interview on The Today Show, Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, says Hollywood killed the 32-year old actress because they didn’t offer her a part in the sequel to Happy Feet. Apparently Warner Bros. hires ninja assassins and sentient cyborgs who have the power to send 100-pound white chicks into cardiac arrest, because in an interview with the The Daily Beast, Monjack says he is filing a wrongful death suit.

The Daily Beast has learned that Simon Monjack, the much-maligned husband of Brittany Murphy, is only days away from filing a wrongful-death action against Warner Brothers, claiming that the studio is responsible for the unexpected death of the 32-year-old actress last December. “They killed her,” he told me. Although the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office hasn’t released a final cause of death, Monjack and Brittany’s mother, Sharon, who also spoke to me, are convinced that the once-promising star died of a heart attack from the stress caused by Warner Brother’s canceling of a contract just two weeks before she died. Murphy was excited to have begun production on the sequel to the animated hit Happy Feet, but when she was fired by Warner Brothers, Monjack says, “She was devastated.”…Monjack believes that Murphy’s career was stopped cold by the failure of 2004’s Little Black Book. Chicago Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper had a typically negative reaction when he said, “One of the worst romantic comedies of this or probably any other year.” The following year, Murphy, who had lost 20 pounds, was dogged by anorexia and drug rumors. Ted Casablanca, nee Bruce Bibby, E! Online’s entertainment journalist, ran a blind item in 2005 that said a “Jordache Junky” had had sex with a waiter in a back stairwell at a Hollywood bar mitzvah. Almost everyone pegged Brittany, then a Jordache model, as the girl. “In all the time I’ve known her, she has never, and I repeat NEVER, done drugs,” Monjack told me. “Not a line of cocaine, not a hit from a joint, nothing. She was anti-drugs. There are no drugs involved. If any were, I would not be on the phone with you.”…“The drug rumors made her lose roles, I’m sure,” says Monjack. And they took a toll on her, he says, depressing her and making her fret that she might not find a comeback vehicle. “All she wanted to do was to make movies. She was waiting for the role that would revive her career, waiting for the call from Penny Marshall or Gary Fleder, people she had worked with before, that they might remember how talented an actress she was and call with a new magical role.”

I’m sure the interviewer wanted to hear more of this story, but I assume Monjack talked into a banana then said he had to go because his dragon was in a tow-away zone and he had to get back to Pandora to fax some very important papers to Care-A-Lot or whatever it is you say when you are skii’d out of your goddamn mind.

During an interview on The Today Show, Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, says Hollywood killed the 32-year old actress because they didn’t offer her a part in the sequel to…

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