Margot Robbie Did The Gotham AwardsBy toddNovember 28, 2017
Margot Robbie Did The Gotham Awards

 

Margot Robbie attended the Gotham Awards last night and it looks like some Tonya Harding was left behind on her face. What’s happening here? She also looks about 20 pounds lighter. She looks like the ghost of Margot Robbie who died because the NARCAN was late. I need answers.

 

  Margot Robbie attended the Gotham Awards last night and it looks like some Tonya Harding was left behind on her face. What’s happening here? She also looks about 20…

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Meghan Markle Is Officially The Hottest Princess Of All TimeBy toddNovember 28, 2017
Meghan Markle Is Officially The Hottest Princess Of All Time

 

Unlike his lame ass brother (Prince William) who is pumping out babies with his plain white toast cousin (Katie Middleton), Prince Harry officially got engaged to a piece of seasoned chicken yesterday, making Meghan Markle the hottest princess of all time. Remember that time people kept saying Pippa Middleton had a great ass? Haha, that was fun. Pippa probably won’t pose next to Meghan in pictures. Before you say “Princess Diana was hot!”, I mean, she was cute. Probably not so much anymore. Anyway, it’s been a pretty bad week for white supremacists. So click through these pics and see why Prince Harry has a permanent grin on his face.

 

 

  Unlike his lame ass brother (Prince William) who is pumping out babies with his plain white toast cousin (Katie Middleton), Prince Harry officially got engaged to a piece of…

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Uma Thurman Is Coming For Harvey Weinstein’s Ass SoonBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Uma Thurman Is Coming For Harvey Weinstein’s Ass Soon

 

During the first wave of the #MeToo movement after it was learned Harvey Weinstein was using his company as a front for actress sex trafficking, Uma Thurman purposefully chose to be measured and logical. Remember this interview with Access Hollywood last month when Uma Thurman had to fight the urge to impale the interviewer’s head on her own microphone and ended with “and when I’m ready, I’ll say what I have to say”? Remember that?

 

 

SHE’S READY NOW GUYS AND HOLY SHIT:

 

Some women hop on Twitter and Facebook and tell their #MeToo stories while every else is doing it, and other women sit back, get all their ducks in a row, calculate every possible scenario and response, then decapitate you when you thought it was safe to walk outside. Guess which one Uma is? If there’s any woman in a position to bring down Harvey Weinstein, it’s Uma Thurman. Anybody who has ever wronged Uma Thurman better be getting their wills updated, because Beatrix Kiddo is about to ride in on one of Khaleesi’s dragons.

  During the first wave of the #MeToo movement after it was learned Harvey Weinstein was using his company as a front for actress sex trafficking, Uma Thurman purposefully chose…

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Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

  Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner…

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Good Lord, Selena GomezBy toddMarch 24, 2017

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your…

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Bella Hadid And The Weeknd SplitBy toddNovember 11, 2016
Bella Hadid And The Weeknd Split

 

Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering.

“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.” A rep for the Weeknd had no comment. A rep for Hadid did not immediately respond to request for comment.

Sounds pretty generic, so I guess we’re left to draw our own conclusions on why they broke up. Maybe he voted for Trump and she called him a racist. Maybe he said banning the Electoral College would render poor states’ votes meaningless and she flipped her creme brulee in disgust. Never really know with these things.

 

  Bella Hadid (uglier version of this) and The Weeknd have split after a year and a half.  You know, in case you were wondering. “Their schedules have been too…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Talking With Some Weird Ass Accent Now For Some ReasonBy toddNovember 02, 2016
Lindsay Lohan Is Talking With Some Weird Ass Accent Now For Some Reason

 

I have no fucking idea what is going on here, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, so I’m gonna assume drugs. It’s probably drugs. No way it’s not drugs.

 

 

Like, I know what drug it is that makes you compare a Greek nightclub to the Syrian refugee crisis while sounding like Cady Heron talking like a backup Bond girl, but maybe it’s only available in Greece. 

I don’t know, ask your therapist. Just make an appointment, talk about whatever you want it’s okay.

  I have no fucking idea what is going on here, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, so I’m gonna assume drugs. It’s probably drugs. No way it’s not drugs.   #LindsayLohan…

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Abigail Ratchford’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 02, 2016

 

These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ]

Elle Fanning shouldn’t have stood there   (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lena Dunham is incapable of joy  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Amelia Earhart probably fought a smoke monster  [  Dlisted  ]

The butthole of Jennifer Lopez is #WithHer  [  The Superficial   ]

The 5th reason why you should be watching Westworld  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Biel wore these jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

You should know Rachel Cook  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Khloe Kardashian with the Halloween fail  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Some Halloween costumes I missed  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Abigail Ratchford  [  IDLY  ]

A photo posted by A b i g a i l (@abigailratchford) on Oct 28, 2016 at 11:37am PDT   These Ariel Winter pics tho  [  Egotastic  ] Elle Fanning…

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Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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