Jacqueline Bisset Won Best In Mixing Xanax And Wine Last NightBy toddJanuary 13, 2014
Jacqueline Bisset Won Best In Mixing Xanax And Wine Last Night

 

This is the first time Jacqueline Bisset has ever been on this site, and it will probably be the last. That is, of course, unless she wins another award. And they should make a category with only "Jacqueline Bisset" listed as the five nomineess, because holy shit, man. The only way she could have been higher is if she gave her acceptance speech from a helicopter.

 

  This is the first time Jacqueline Bisset has ever been on this site, and it will probably be the last. That is, of course, unless she wins another award….

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The 71st Golden Globes Were Last NightBy toddJanuary 13, 2014
The 71st Golden Globes Were Last Night

 

Making it the only time a foreigener's opinion matters, the 71st Annual Golden Globes were last night. If you didn't watch, or if you were like me and watched and got bored halfway through, I've compiled the complete list of winners for you. Now on to other posts where I make fun of everyone without nice boobs. Thank you, and happy Monday.

 

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture –  Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie –  Jacqueline Bisset (Dancing on the Edge)

Best Miniseries or TV MovieBehind the Candelabra

Best Actress in a TV Miniseries or Movie – Elisabeth Moss (Top of the Lake)

Best Actor in a Tv Series, Drama –  Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie –  Jon Voight (Ray Donovan)

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical – Amy Adams (American Hustle)

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama –  Robin Wright (House of Cards)

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture – Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture – Spike Jonze (Her)

Best Actor, TV Series, Comedy or Musical – Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Best Actor in a TV Miniseries or Movie – Michael Douglas (Behind the Candelabra)

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy  – Amy Poehler (Parks & Recreation)

Best Director, Motion Picture – Alfonso Cuaron (Gravity)

Best TV Series, Comedy – Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical – Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street)

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy American Hustle Best

Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama – Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama – Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)

Best Motion Picture, Drama12 Years a Slave

  Making it the only time a foreigener's opinion matters, the 71st Annual Golden Globes were last night. If you didn't watch, or if you were like me and watched…

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