‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New Trailer With Donald Glover In ItBy toddMay 24, 2017
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Has A New Trailer With Donald Glover In It

 

The third trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming dropped today, and I don’t it’ll be as good as a DC movie. There isn’t a Queen song and Peter Parker doesn’t hate his job or have a Jesus complex and the jokes don’t seem forced. I’m sure the critics will get hard over it, because they all just seem to like enjoying going to the movies and not wanting to self-harm trying to makes sense of what the plot is supposed to be. This movie might be better after the Ultimate Edition comes out I bet.

 

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Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This WeekendBy toddMay 24, 2017
Katy Perry And Other People Are Performing In London This Weekend

 

Two days ago, a suicide bomber blew himself up after an Ariana Grande concert, killing 22 people (mostly kids) and wounding 59 others (also, mostly kids), in Manchester. After that, the UK raised their terror threat to critical. But good news, everyone. Katy Perry and The Chainsmokers are coming to perform this weekend. Be sure to head out with your kids and loved ones.

Katy Perry, Lorde, Lana Del Rey, Imagine Dragons, Shawn Mendes and The Chainsmokers are not bowing to the terrorists, because they’re fully committed to performing in England this weekend … with an asterisk.  They’re all performing at the BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend Saturday and Sunday, and all have pledged to take the stage as planned. Here’s the rub. 50,000 people are expected to attend, and the fan base is young … similar to the crowd at Ariana Grande’s ill-fated concert. Our sources say the various teams representing the artists are working with the venue to ramp up security in a huge way. We’re told security was already at red alert level, but it pales by comparison to the new plan keeping the venue and the crowd safe.

Pretty awesome of them to not bow to terrorists by getting 50,000 people together in a confined area in a country that just pretty much accepts getting shredded by a nail bomb as just another day in the life. Because haven’t you heard? Love conquers all. Hugs not hate will defeat terrorism. That must be why all those victims from Monday have come back to life. Too bad if you don’t believe that. You must be racist. I feel so sorry for you. Something about Timothy McVeigh and The Crusades and George Bush.

 

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Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image SearchBy toddApril 09, 2014
Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image Search

 

Kim Kardashian was in Thailand last week for a much needed vacation, and I'm not going to get into how gross these are, but if Kim is known for one thing, its for attempting to portray her life in the most realistic way possible. Her show is never edited or subject to reshoots for dramatic effect or to push a certain narrative, and she's never had one plastic surgery procedure. And her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries wasn't a ploy to help sagging ratings. All of these are vicious lies perpetrated by haters. So imagine everyone's shock and surprise when she posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram. And by "posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram", I mean she typed "Thailand beach" into a Google image search and posted that. Just so we're clear, Kim Kardashian was actually IN Thailand but had to look up a picture of Thailand to post on Instagram. Like, I don't even know where to start with this. Sorry. I need to get up and walk around.

 

 

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling StoneBy toddApril 09, 2014
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling Stone

 

Wearing only the words of Thomas Jefferson like the most popular dancer in a Tea Party strip club, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked for Rolling Stone. At 53 she's still getting it done with the help of airbrushing, but it's pretty disgusting that after being on Seinfeld and Veep, Dreyfus has to remove her clothes to get on the cover. Just another example of the patriarchy subjugating a succcessful woman by reducing her to nothing more than a sex object and the whore archetype. How long must we as a society allow hahahaha just kidding. Hey, guys! Elaine Benes is naked. Set your jack off hand to 1994.

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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 09, 2014
Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, Links

 

Um, okay  [Dlisted]

BREAKING: Lena Dunham says dumb shit  [Fishwrapper]

Edita Vilkevicuite is butt ass naked on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Ultimate Warrior died   [The Superficial]

Byana Holly in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Garner looking hot   [Popoholic]

Beyonce hand bra  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Aniston is trying to win an Oscar  [Celebitchy]

Paulina Gretzsky. Good god, man [Celebslam]

Tommy Boy had a joke that took 20 years to notice [Film Drunk]

 

 

pic source = Instagram

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‘The Other Woman’ Had A PremiereBy toddApril 08, 2014

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks in her movies with her because, well, look at the banner picture. Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann are just happy to be here at this point. The film's script was rewritten and the title was changed to The Other Woman after the studio found out it was just Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann in the movie. "Wait, do what now? Nope." a studio executive said.

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks…

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Dina Lohan Got A DUIBy toddSeptember 13, 2013
Dina Lohan Got A DUI

 

Since the House of Lohan will fall unless one of them is drunk, I guess it's all up to Dina Lohan now. TMZ reports:

Dina Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island, NY last night … and cops say her blood alcohol level was more than TWICE the legal limit. Lindsay Lohan's 50-year-old mother was pulled over on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 pm Thursday night … after she was allegedly going 77mph in a 55 in her white BMW. During the stop, cops say she appeared intoxicated — and tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at .20 — more than twice the legal limit of .08. According to officials, "Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest" … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina "recanted her claim."   Lohan was hauled to a nearby station where she was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding. After posing for a squinty-eyed mug shot, Lohan was released to a sober 3rd party. So far, no word on WHO picked up Lohan from the station. Lohan is due back in court later this month.

This wouldn't be a Lohan story without drama, so of course Dina made up a story that the police injured her and had to recant because only Lindsay can lie and get away with it. They should give her license back and tell her she can only drive at night in Colorado.

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This Is Supposed To Be Britney SpearsBy toddSeptember 13, 2013
This Is Supposed To Be Britney Spears

 

I don't know who is responsible for making Britney Spears look like this for the cover of "Work Bitch", but they should have given her a unicorn horn and lasers for eyes just to fully drive the point home that this was Photoshopped.

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Kim Kardashian Is Devastated You Guys Are Calling Her FatBy toddSeptember 13, 2013

Because I assume he's just happy somebody wanted interview him, Kim Kardashian's stepbrother, Brody Jenner, says he is upset how cruelly  the media treated Kim (HAHAHAHAHA)  when she was pregnant and gained enough weight for five babies. He also said it gave her lots of sads. Take it away, Radar Online:

“A lot of very cruel things were written about her,” Brody, who was prominently featured on this past season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, told the U.K.’s Now magazine. “When you’re pregnant it should be a great stage in your life and you shouldn’t have to go to every newsstand and see pictures and headlines saying: ‘Kim’s a whale.’” He gave insight as to how rough things got, saying that “for a while, Kim was all bummed out with all the ridicule she was getting about her weight during her pregnancy … it was definitely getting to her. “I know it upset her — it should have been one of the happiest times of her life and it wasn’t,” the hunky star of The Hills said. “People gain weight when they’re pregnant and there’s nothing wrong with that. It upset me to read some things about her.”

Look, yes, a woman gains weight while she's pregnant. It's gross and stuff, but that's what happens when another human being is growing inside of you. But most women aren't trying to squeeze their fetus into things like this and this. And, brace yourself, this. Also, when you and your mom continually manipulate the media by putting you on the cover of every magazine in a bikini and it looks like Pixar did the post work, expect some backlash when you gain 200 pounds. Babies aren't some magical force fields that deflect jokes about your weight. Sorry. People put babies in barrels now. If they had any special powers, they would probably try to destroy the barels with their minds instead of making you feel better when you eat chocolate pizza.

 

Note: Why pictures of Kendall Jenner in tiny shorts instead Kim Kardashian? Bro. Never ask me that question again.

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Toby Keith Said…Wait, Do What Now?By toddOctober 03, 2011

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Hillbilly human growth hormone and country artist who wrote a song that I’m sure is played on a constant loop at terrorist training camps, Toby Keith, was interviewed this weekend and asked about his thoughts on gay marriage and DADT. Now take a moment and imagine what he said. Yeah, it’s the complete opposite. CMT reports:

Toby Keith has no concerns about the recent repeal of the U.S. military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy banning openly-gay troops from enlisting and serving in the armed forces, although he questions the safety of females who are sent to the front lines of battle. “That whole gay issue thing, that’s never bothered me,” he told CMT Insider correspondent Allison DeMarcus. “I’ve never seen what that affects and [why] anybody should care — and they never do affect me.” He continued, “First of all, we’re going to stop somebody from getting a marriage license because they’re gay? You won’t stop them from living together, so what have you accomplished? … Wasting a lot of money here and a lot of time that could be spent working on this deficit that we’re under … I never saw the reasoning behind getting in people’s personal lives.” Keith went on to say, “But the military is a tough thing. I don’t worry as much about the heterosexual people fighting as I do … about the gays. … In the military or any class in life, you have people who have problems with it, and I’m wondering how that’s going to be compatible on the battlefield. That’s the only question I have, other than that I don’t care. “It’s just such a big issue that people make such a big stink about — ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ … And that sounds like our government: ‘We’ll fix it by saying, “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Everybody agree, raise your hands. All right, let’s go get a snack,'” Keith added with a laugh. “You know, I don’t know enough about what they proposed or what they’ve put in place here. … Somebody’s sexual preference is like, ‘Who cares?'”

It’s hard for me to give a guy who wanted to behead the Dixie Chicks because they had the audacity to criticize George Bush credit for anything, but to alienate the vast majority of your fan base because you don’t see a problem with homosexuals having rights, then good for you. There’s other things we as Americans should be worrying about. Things like bears.

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