Why, Bella Thorne?By toddJanuary 23, 2018
Why, Bella Thorne?

 

Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to stick your tongue out constantly and flip the camera off as much as possible. Like Miley Cyrus did before she turned black then turned back to white again but this time as a folk singer or whatever she is now. Doing this let’s people know you mean business and aren’t projecting your insecurities onto others in a package that everyone can understand.

 

  Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to…

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Margot Robbie Did A PremiereBy toddJanuary 23, 2018
Margot Robbie Did A Premiere

 

Margot Robbie just got nominated for Best Actress for I, Tonya, but she’s in Australia right now at the premiere of I, Tonya. You’d think Australians would have seen this movie by now since Margot Robbie is Australian. Maybe it has something to do with their gun laws. I don’t know. Robbie is rocking the rib cage cleavage thing now and I’m not sure how to process this, but if she ever wanted a half brown baby I could look past that if needed.

 

  Margot Robbie just got nominated for Best Actress for I, Tonya, but she’s in Australia right now at the premiere of I, Tonya. You’d think Australians would have seen…

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Jennifer Garner Dropped “Bless His Heart” On Ben Affleck’s Bitch AssBy toddFebruary 27, 2016
Jennifer Garner Dropped “Bless His Heart” On Ben Affleck’s Bitch Ass


In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Garner talked publicly for the first time about her split with Ben Affleck (he had instant regret) Please keep in mind, she’s from the South. If you read closely, you can almost see the hair flip. You can read the full interview over at Popsugar, but here’s a few highlights. Including the on where the hair flip swung and dropped the goddamn hammer directly on Ben Affleck’s soul.

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In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Garner talked publicly for the first time about her split with Ben Affleck (he had instant regret) Please keep in mind, she’s from…

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Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing NowBy toddFebruary 26, 2016
Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing Now




I’m not exactly sure why you would fake murder your child in 1996 in a secret plot just for her to become Katy Perry, but if this true, damn, JonBenet Ramsey filled out. Yeah, so. WAKE UP SHEEPLE or something I guess.





As with most conspiracy theories, it completely falls apart as soon as you sit and actually think about it for five minutes (Katy Perry was 6 when Ramsey was born OR WAS SHE??!!) But, it’s being told by someone who knows “the truth”, so you could put JonBenet Ramsey’s corpse in his yard and he still wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, you’re grown adults. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if being brutally murdered at 6 or being Katy Perry would be the better option.


I’m not exactly sure why you would fake murder your child in 1996 in a secret plot just for her to become Katy Perry, but if this true, damn, JonBenet…

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless & LinksBy toddFebruary 26, 2016
 

A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on



Kayleigh Morris did this ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Jennifer Bambi Martinez in a bikini  [   The Superficial   ]

Lily Aldridge did LUI  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A moment with Paula Bulczynska Hollywood Tuna  ]

Christina Hendricks wore this   [  Popoholic  ]

Rihanna wore this  ( NSFW site )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Elton John is not here for Janet Jackson  [  Dlisted   ]

Here’s who won’t win DWTS this season  [  Reality Tea  ]

Let’s not forget Emily Ratajkowski naked (NSFW) [  IDLYITW  ]


#fbf


  A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Feb 25, 2016 at 2:57pm PST Kayleigh Morris did this ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Jennifer Bambi…

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Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting DivorcedBy toddJune 14, 2013
Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced

 

As you can see, being the only white lesbian member on the Twerk Team causes your father to disown you and cut off all communication, and apparently it causes your parents to get divorced. TMZ reports:

Billy Ray Cyrus is getting divorced … TMZ has learned. Billy Ray's wife, Tish Cyrus, is citing "irreconcilable differences" in her filing.  Her decision to pull the plug on the marriage comes 3 years after Billy Ray filed for divorce but dropped it in an attempt to work things out. Billy Ray and Tish have been married for 19 years and have 5 children, including, of course, Miley.  There's only one minor child left, Noah Cyrus, who is 13.  Tish is asking for full physical and legal custody, with visitation to Billy Ray. Tish is also asking for spousal support, and she wants him to pay her attorney's fees.  The date of separation is listed as TBD.

As you can tell from the blockquote, Tish seems like a very reasonable and accomodating person who only wants the best for her children and to remain civil with the man she was married to for 19 years. Hahaha jk I meant scrawled "ALL HIS MONEY AND KIDS BELONG TO ME" on one of Billy Ray's hundred dollar bills and gave it to her lawyer.

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Robert Downey, Jr. Wants You To Control Your KidBy toddJune 14, 2013
Robert Downey, Jr. Wants You To Control Your Kid

 

If You haven't seen the greatest photo to hit the Internet yesterday, here's Robert Downey, Jr. pondering his fight or flight response in Massachusetts as 18-month old, mom-proclaimed "Iron Man fan", Jaxson Deeno, has a meltdown because RDJ wasn't in the Iron Man suit. Sure, I can understand how a child would be disappointed if he was promised Iron Man and got Tony Stark after a fresh shave instead, but please keep in mind this child name's is "Jaxson" and his mom gives him a faux hawk. This probably won't be the last disappointment he faces in life. It's good for children to learn to deal with this early in life.

 

Pic source = Facebook

  If You haven't seen the greatest photo to hit the Internet yesterday, here's Robert Downey, Jr. pondering his fight or flight response in Massachusetts as 18-month old, mom-proclaimed "Iron…

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You Don’t Have To DVR The 2013 Miss USA Pageant Now, LinksBy toddJune 14, 2013

A Peek at Barbara Palvins Bare Nipple (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife [The Superficial]

Taylor Swift Won The “2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards” [Popoholic]

More Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Farrah Abraham Got More Implants [Dlisted]

"She cheated on me several times with spanish guys" (VERY NSFW) [MyEx]

Kate Upton has seen better days (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 27 years old [Lainey Gossip]

Lindsay Lohan crack-hustled her way out of of Betty Ford, now she’s in Malibu [Celebitchy]

Top 10 Best Dressed at Myspace Re-launch Party in L.A. [Moe Jackson]

Has the Rock run out of shirts? [Film Drunk

Hello there, Olivia Page [Celebslam]

The 7 Sexiest Lois Lanes of All-Time [COED Magazine]

Steven Spielberg Predicts ‘Massive Implosion’ for Film Industry [The Blemish]

Another Obvious Blind Item About Kanye [Evil Beet Gossip]

Is Warner Bros. Getting Aquaman, Wonder Woman Movies Ready? [Crave Online]

Howard Stern & JD Harmeyer call out Farrah Abraham [Popbytes]

A Peek at Barbara Palvins Bare Nipple (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife [The Superficial] Taylor Swift Won The “2013 Fragrance Foundation Awards” [Popoholic] More…

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Here’s The Video Of 2 Chainz Being Robbed At Gunpoint In Broad DaylightBy toddJune 13, 2013

As you’ve probably already heard, rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco this weekend. I’ve watched this ten times now, and if 2 Chainz ever gives up rapping, he should try out for the Olympic track team.

As you’ve probably already heard, rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint in San Francisco this weekend. I’ve watched this ten times now, and if 2 Chainz ever gives up…

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The Many Sex Faces Of Miley CyrusBy toddJune 13, 2013

Miley Cyrus is basically a ratchet lesbian now, and these pictures of her at some event about MySpace don't really seem to reverse that narrative. She also thinks she's black now. Achy Minaj? (probably not my best work)

Miley Cyrus is basically a ratchet lesbian now, and these pictures of her at some event about MySpace don't really seem to reverse that narrative. She also thinks she's black…

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