By now I’m sure you’ve read Taylor Swift‘s lack of self-awareness GQ interview, so here’s the video from the photoshoot. I thought this would do it for me, but I don’t think anyone has discovered anything that’s less sexier than whatever is happening here yet. She looks like she would present her husband a note from her doctor verifying that her hymen is intact on her wedding day.
Jessica Lowndes had a coupon for lingerie. This is an important thing to know. Let this post nourish you as you sit at your desk and try not to think about how you’re making somebody else rich. Happy Monday, everyone!
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Porn star, Joslyn James, one of the 14 whores Tiger was banging while his wife was home with his two children, is claiming that he got her pregnant twice. Look at the banner picture. Tiger would had unprotected sex with that. Just wanted to throw that out there. The Daily Mail reports:
Porn star Joslyn James has told a U.S. TV show how she always had unprotected sex with the golf star during their three-year affair. The actress, who has appeared in adult films such as Big Breasted Nurses and My Sex Teacher, tells Inside Edition that using protection ‘was never talked about’. James, 32, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis in June 2007. The next pregnancy was aborted close to the birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel, in February 2009, James claims. The golfer was not told about either pregnancy, she said. James tells the TV programme: ‘I just didn’t want to ruin anything. ‘Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,’ she said. ‘After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it.’ The porn star added that the first pregnancy and miscarriage made her ‘more emotionally attached’ to the golfer.
This is the same woman who owes $12,000 in back child support, so let’s not get too carried away here. She didn’t have a miscarriage. In a more likely scenario, she had an abortion when the ultrasound didn’t look like a bag of gold.
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In October 2009, Megan Fox was announced as the new face of Emporio Armani’s underwear line, and here is the video of her first shoot. So to reiterate, Megan Fox, panties, video. Not that I really needed the word “video”. I could have said Megan Fox, panties, grappling hook, and I would still cum at least once.
Backed by a smooth, mellow groove, John Mayer cried like a little bitch last night while playing the victim because he thinks he’s being attacked the media. Look, you narcissistic asshole, if you didn’t open your mouth and say dumb shit, nobody would “attack you”. Villagers aren’t chasing you up the windmill, jackass. You’re a douchebag and you got called out on it. That’s it. So if you could shut the fuck up and write some more vagina begging lyrics so I can quote them at last call that would be great.
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Legendary fashion icon and one of the most inspirational couture designers of the last hundred years, Alexander McQueen, was found dead in his home today after taking his own life. Daily Mail reports:
The 40-year-old committed suicide just three years after his close friend, Isabella Blow – who plucked him from obscurity and helped him become a star – killed herself. A source at McQueen’s office this afternoon confirmed his death, saying: ‘It is a tragic loss. We are not making a comment at this time out of respect for the McQueen family.’ His death comes just days before the start of London Fashion Week and weeks before he was due to unveil his new collection at Paris Fashion Week on March 9.
I shop online with promo codes, so I could neither afford nor wear any of the outlandish stuff McQueen made, but the man was a true genius who transcended what high fashion could be. He was more of an architect than designer, and I’m more of a fall than a summer. Green really brings out my eyes.
Read more about Alexander McQueen’s death.