‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul PremiereBy toddFebruary 06, 2018
‘Black Panther’ Had A Seoul Premiere

 

Black Panther drops in 10 days, and it’s set to break Marvel box-office records unless the people who it was made for don’t bootleg it and try to sell me a copy on the MARTA. So let’s not do that. In the meantime, they had a premiere in Seoul last night and Lupita Nyong’o looked like a black angel. It’s cool because Koreans have probably never seen a black person up close.

 

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Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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#WCW Stormy DanielsBy toddJanuary 31, 2018
#WCW Stormy Daniels

 

I’m not saying Stormy Daniels looks like the type of chick who would have an affair with a rich man then accept $130,000 to not talk about it then go on a late night talk show and talk about it to another man who is using her for ratings, but you gotta respect the hustle.

 

 

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Here’s Carrie Fisher’s ‘Star Wars’ AuditionBy toddDecember 28, 2017
Here’s Carrie Fisher’s ‘Star Wars’ Audition

 

The first anniversary of Carrie Fisher‘s death was yesterday, and the last movie she was in before she died is making dorks upset and has already made $843M in 13 days. The soulless, corporate movie where they used CGI to artificially milk your tears sucked ass, but The Last Jedi is awesome. I’m sorry you just wanted more of the same and hated it. You’re dumb. Anyway, in lieu of her dying and the biggest movie out right now, here’s Carrie Fisher’s original Star Wars audition with a little help from Harrison Ford and Variety. What? I’m not crying. Fuck off.

 

 

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Trump Tried To Bang Brooke ShieldsBy toddOctober 05, 2017
Trump Tried To Bang Brooke Shields

 

Brooke Shields was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen this week and this happened

The supermodel shared the tidbit during a game in which she had to guess who she had been photographed with throughout her career. When a black-and-white snapshot of herself and the former Celebrity Apprentice host at a charity event flashed across the screen, Shields pretended to gag and stuck out her tongue. “I can’t even speak,” she joked before recounting the story.

If you’re wondering what kind of pickup lines Trump uses, don’t think too hard, he uses the exact pickup lines you’d expect he would.

“I really think we should date because you’re America’s sweetheart and I’m America’s richest man and people would love it.”

I don’t have a vagina (on me), but If I had one it would turn to sand then the sand would turn into diamonds.

 

 

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Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody AllenBy toddOctober 05, 2017
Selena Gomez Is Doing Woody Allen

 

I don’t think Selena Gomez‘s friend gave up a kidney so she could do a Woody Allen movie, yet here we are. Woody Allen makes movies that only a specific type of white people will like, and he also likes to have sex with young brown chicks he adopts. Hopefully Selena’s character doesn’t get adopted in this movie. I want to her she looks adorable.

 

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Jared Leto Is Playing Hugh HefnerBy toddOctober 04, 2017
Jared Leto Is Playing Hugh Hefner

 

If your skin hasn’t crawled in a while, Brett Ratner is making a Hugh Hefner movie. We already know what that means. If you thought it would be unrealistic, congrats, Jared Leto is playing Hefner.

Jared Leto will soon be donning the iconic silk pajamas and smoking jacket of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, who died Sept. 27 at age 91, for an upcoming biopic from Brett Ratner. “Jared is an old friend,” says Ratner, who will direct the film. “When he heard I got the rights to Hef’s story, he told me, ‘I want to play him. I want to understand him.’ And I really believe Jared can do it. He’s one of the great actors of today.”

So, this movie will basically be just titties in slow mo and Jared Leto in a robe walking around the slo mo titties. My over under on the Rotten Tomatoes score is 34%. Fans of Batman v Superman should love it.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & LinksBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & Links

 

Jared Leto wore thisWhy tho?  [  Dlisted  ]

Cayley King is see through  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lindsay Lohan in a bathing suit is worse than North Korea  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning is wearing pajamas to things now [  Popoholic  ]

Sarah Hyland in spandex [  Egotastic  ]

Miley Cyrus had a weird Labor Day  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Vanessa Hudgens is also see through  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Here’s what some celebrities donated to Hurricane Harvey  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Dave Bautista is a giant chameleon gorilla  [  The Blemish  ]

Here’s the Venice Film Review of Jennifer Lawrence‘s mother!  [ Variety ]

 

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Labor Day Dump 09.04.2017By toddSeptember 04, 2017

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Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.

 

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Izabel Goulart Did The Venice Film FestivalBy toddAugust 31, 2017
Izabel Goulart Did The Venice Film Festival

 

Full disclosure: when I saw the thumbnails this for these pics, I thought this was Eiza Gonzales and immediately started downloading them by reflex. These pictures are not Eiza Gonzales, they are pictures of Izabel Goulart. After typing those letters in sequence into Google, I found that she’s a Brazilian model who used to be a Victoria’s Secret model and she was also in Baywatch. That doesn’t seem like a Venice Film Festival type movie. I guess a dude whose family is really rich invited her. Shout out to him.

 

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