Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A WhileBy toddApril 03, 2014
Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A While

 

Last week, Miranda Kerr almost broke the Internet after she said that she's ready to scissor now that she's single, but as it turns out, she's been wanting to go full on lesbian for a while. Like in this 2008 interview where she says she'd go gay for the Australian former model Megan Gale (here). Megan Gale is 5'11" and kinda looks like a dude, so if she really wanted to be a lesbian she should have stayed with Orlando Bloom, no? Am I missing somthing here? He looks like he has a drawer just for nail polish.

 

  Last week, Miranda Kerr almost broke the Internet after she said that she's ready to scissor now that she's single, but as it turns out, she's been wanting to…

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A Hole Reunion Is Coming In MayBy toddApril 03, 2014
A Hole Reunion Is Coming In May

 

I'm probably more excited about this than I should be.

Twelve years after they first disbanded, the members of Hole will reunite to release new music and embark on a short U.K. tour. Courtney Love revealed to The Quietus that she and her "Celebrity Skin"-era bandmates, who played together from 1994 to 1998, will release a new song entitled "Wedding Day" in May. "I started playing with [drummer Patty Schemel] and [bassist Melissa Auf der Maur] and [guitarist Eric Erlandson], just to see how that was," Love said. "We already played like three or four times in the last week." Love and the other Hole members have hinted at reunions over the past few years. They appeared together in 2011 at the premiere of "Hit So Hard," a documentary about Schemel's life. In a photo posted to Twitter in December, Love promised something "very interesting."

Say what you want about Courtey Love, like, she might have killed Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide, but Live Through This was one of the best albums of the 90s. And if you disagree with me, you're dumb. I'm sorry that you have to hear it like this. Also, say what you want about heroin, but it has an unblemished track record when it comes to creating great music. Did you know that Katy Perry wrote all her albums completely sober? True story.

 

  I'm probably more excited about this than I should be. Twelve years after they first disbanded, the members of Hole will reunite to release new music and embark on…

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Kanye West Doesn’t Care About AustraliansBy toddApril 01, 2014
Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Australians

 

Because his ego had a scheduling conflict, Kanye West has postposed the Australia leg of his Yeezus tour to work on a new album. Kanye is the only person I know who would willingly decide not to go to Australia. Great white sharks love it there.

Rap genius, self-proclaimed fashionista and the internet's favourite figure of fun, Kanye West, has decided to postpone his tour of Australia next month. Instead he will play in Australia in September, a tour which could have a silver lining for fans. Tour promoter Live Nation said Kanye changed the dates because he was busy finishing his next studio album. Their statement read: "Due to unexpected timing requirements to finish his highly anticipated new studio album, scheduled for a 2014 release, Kanye West regretfully announces the postponement of his upcoming tour dates in Australia." The current tour is to promote his worldwide chart-topping 2013 album Yeezus. Kanye's upcoming seventh studio album, due for release in mid-2014, will be produced by Rick Rubin (who also produced Yeezus) and A Tribe Called Quest founder and MC Q-Tip. The May postponement, while disappointing for many, will likely allow fans to see songs performed from both Yeezus and the as-yet-unnamed new record.

I honestly don't have a joke for this story, because I started doing Gym Jones and Crossfit at the same time this week and now I think I might be partially paralyzed. I've basically spent the last five minutes staring at the burrito I dropped on the floor. I want it. I want it so bad.

 
  Because his ego had a scheduling conflict, Kanye West has postposed the Australia leg of his Yeezus tour to work on a new album. Kanye is the only person…

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Yes, This Is Sofia Vergara. How Could You Tell?By toddJanuary 03, 2013

I honestly don't care that Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend, Nick Loeb, got into a fight on NYE. However, I do care a great deal that they called the paparazzi to put on a happy couple face that included Sofia Vergara's enormous rack. A study I conducted says that men are 100% more likely to be sympathetic to victims of domestic violence if they have huge tits.

I honestly don't care that Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend, Nick Loeb, got into a fight on NYE. However, I do care a great deal that they called the paparazzi…

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Julianne Hough Was Abused As A KidBy toddJanuary 03, 2013



In an interview in next month’s Cosmopolitan , DWTS person and Ryan Seacrest‘s “girlfriend”, Jullianne Hough, says she was physically and mentally abused when living in London as a child. Looks like Ryan Seacrest has a new show!

“I was 10 years old looking like I was 28, being a very sensual dancer,” she says. A precociously seductive smile became her public mask—and she rarely took it off. “I was a tormented little kid who had to put on this sexy facade because that was my job and my life. But my heart was the same, and I was this innocent little girl. I wanted so much love.” With her parents an ocean away, Hough says the adults around her took advantage. “While I was in London, I was abused, mentally, physically, everything,” she says. In what way or by whom exactly, she declines to say: “I’m a very forgiving person, and I don’t want to hurt anybody. What’s past is past.” A ripple of tension tightens a face that is always so relaxed and bright, like a sheet being pulled tight. It got worse, she says, “when I started hitting puberty, when I started becoming a woman and stopped being a little girl.”

I copy and pasted that blockquote from Cosmopolitan, but I also could have copied and pasted it from an illegal children’s book. Haha, I guess we’ll never know!

Is this video still her public mask? I’m confused:

In an interview in next month’s Cosmopolitan , DWTS person and Ryan Seacrest‘s “girlfriend”, Jullianne Hough, says she was physically and mentally abused when living in London as a child….

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Rihanna Banged Chris Brown On New Year’s EveBy toddJanuary 02, 2013




Rihanna’s Instagram “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013”

Chris Brown’s Instagram “Mornings”

I didn’t look for a third picture, because I thought it might be a crime scene photo. New Year!

source = badgalriri/fuckyopictures

Rihanna’s Instagram “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013” Chris Brown’s Instagram “Mornings” I didn’t look for a third picture, because I thought it might be a crime scene photo….

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Carmen Electra Is Still Hot, LinksBy toddJanuary 02, 2013


Joanna Krupa in a bikini starts the new year off right [The Superficial]
The top 10 celebrity babes of 2012 [Popoholic]
Taylor Swift rocked leather pants for NYE [Hollywood Tuna]
Two Words: Champagne Facials [UDrunkBro]
Ashley Greene makes a granny-pantie bikini look good [MyEx]
Josie Goldberg needs a smaller top (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kim Kardashian is surprised pregnancy isn’t “easy and fun” [Dlisted]
Amanda Bynes is still begging for attention (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Adam Lambert did not like Les Miserables [Celebuzz]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie probably got married [Celebitchy]
Holy shit: plane crashes into highway [COED Magazine]
Are you going to have a good year? A flowchart [College Humor]
Nature is insane [The Chive]
Rihanna got naked for the paps (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Nicole Scherzinger is doing the beach wrong [Moe Jackson]
Madonna is a terrible skier [Celebslam]
A guy died trying to get a picture of Justin Bieber [The Blemish]
Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television [Evil Beet Gossip]
Anne Hathaway wishes she was sexier [Amy Gindhouse]
Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal might be hooking up [Lainey Gossip]
Lily Cole is pale and interesting in a bikini [Egotastic]
Who was the best performer of 2012? [Popcrush]
Kevin Smith is making Clerks 3 [Film Drunk]
Brandy has a big engagement ring [TooFab]
The best TV of 2012 [Popbytes]
Coco tweeted two different types of puppies [Allie Is Wired]
Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist was arrested [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
This might be the Justice League movie roster [ComingSoon]
Beast Gets a Makeover in All New X-Men [Superhero Hype]
January Gaming Guide: Five Titles to Play [Crave Online]
Rihanna and Chris Brown spent NYE together [Hollyscoop]
Nicki Minaj poured herself into a dress to ring in the new year [Splash News]
Hugh Hefner got married again [Starcrush]

Joanna Krupa in a bikini starts the new year off right [The Superficial] The top 10 celebrity babes of 2012 [Popoholic] Taylor Swift rocked leather pants for NYE [Hollywood Tuna]…

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Amanda Bynes Posted A Pic Of Her Boobs For New YearBy toddJanuary 02, 2013



With the caption “Happy New Year!” and an undercurrent of slowly draining sanity, Amanda Bynes posted a pic of her boobs at the stroke of midnight yesterday. “Stroke of midnight” could also have been happening twice since she likes black guys.

With the caption “Happy New Year!” and an undercurrent of slowly draining sanity, Amanda Bynes posted a pic of her boobs at the stroke of midnight yesterday. “Stroke of midnight”…

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Good God, ManBy toddDecember 31, 2012




At this point, I’m pretty sure “Sophie Turner” is Australian for “Oh, Jesus. Is my penis supposed to be this hard? This can’t be normal, right? What is it doing? Why is it looking at me like that?! Just…run….RUN!”

pic source = Twitter

At this point, I’m pretty sure “Sophie Turner” is Australian for “Oh, Jesus. Is my penis supposed to be this hard? This can’t be normal, right? What is it doing?…

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Nicole Minetti Is Still In A BikiniBy toddDecember 31, 2012



If any of you were on the fence about the importance of having big tits and a nice ass, look at Nicole Minetti‘s face. Then realize that paparazzi still follow her around and get paid for the pictures they take of her. So ladies, if you need any doctor referrals let me know.

If any of you were on the fence about the importance of having big tits and a nice ass, look at Nicole Minetti‘s face. Then realize that paparazzi still follow…
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