Megan Fox Appeared In Public & LinksBy toddSeptember 11, 2017
Megan Fox Appeared In Public & Links

 

Kim Kardashian is annoyed she doesn’t have any privacy  [  Dlisted  ]

Rihanna still hates bras  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Hillary Duff in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Good lord, Selena Gomez  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Thorne in black leather  [  Egotastic  ]

Alessandra Ambrosio did Burning Man  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid also hates bras  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Alba is a librarian now  [  Moe Jackson   ]

XXXTentacion is a damn monster  [  The Blemish  ]

Megan Fox walked the runway at Liverpool Fashion Fest  [  Variety  ]

 

  Kim Kardashian is annoyed she doesn’t have any privacy  [  Dlisted  ] Rihanna still hates bras  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Hillary Duff in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Good…

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Tomi Lahren’s Immigrant Ancestor Forged His Citizenship DocumentsBy toddSeptember 08, 2017
Tomi Lahren’s Immigrant Ancestor Forged His Citizenship Documents

 

Jennifer Mendelsohn over at Wonkette describes herself as an “avid genealogist” and she says she has proof that Tomi Lahren‘s immigrant great-great-grandfather was indicted was indicted for forging his citizenship documents. *spins around in chair, strokes cat*

I bring this to light not to shame or embarrass Tomi Lahren.

Haha, yeah ok. This story of pulled receipts is hilarious, but you really have to appreciate the level of petty it took to do this.

It means it’s pretty damn ironic that she continues to claim the moral high ground on this one, throwing stone after stone at illegal immigrants, unaware that she’s been living in a proverbial glass house all along.

Why she gotta do my boo like this? You can’t get her out until I grudge bang her to death. She’s a child who also contributes to the economy (still trying to figure that argument out), it’s not her fault her ancestor immigrated here illegally. He was just an undocumented citizen. This country is all Tomi knows. It doesn’t matter he broke the law, where is your compassion and empathy? Humans cannot be illegal or something. Man, I hope I’m doing this right.

 

  Jennifer Mendelsohn over at Wonkette describes herself as an “avid genealogist” and she says she has proof that Tomi Lahren‘s immigrant great-great-grandfather was indicted was indicted for forging his…

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Hilary Duff Has Leg PositivityBy toddFebruary 03, 2017

 

Hilary Duff has great legs, so you’re probably wondering why “didn’t always love them”. I guess she didn’t because she outweighs most of the women in LA by like 40 pounds. That’s mostly legs and ass weight. I applaud her for preaching leg positivity, but it is 2017, and I don’t think as a white woman that she understands intersectional leg issues or the all marginalized legless women out there without a Instagram or whatever Twitter and Tumblr will eventually say about this picture. I would list more, but it will all be covered in the think piece written by the POC without legs.

 

I didn’t always love my legs, but as I’ve grown, I’ve learned to love and celebrate myself, just as I am. I began to realize that my legs are STRONG…

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Beyonce Is Pregnant With TwinsBy toddFebruary 01, 2017
Beyonce Is Pregnant With Twins

 

I don’t know why Beyonce wanted to announce she was pregnant with twins in a picture that looks like she’s having a funeral for the twins, but Beyonce announced today that she’s pregnant with twins on the first day of Black History Month. This might be the best start to Black History Month that white girls have had in a while.

 

  I don’t know why Beyonce wanted to announce she was pregnant with twins in a picture that looks like she’s having a funeral for the twins, but Beyonce announced…

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Evan Rachel Wood Is Engaged To A Married Dude In Her BandBy toddFebruary 01, 2017
Evan Rachel Wood Is Engaged To A Married Dude In Her Band

 

Evan Rachel Wood is engaged to Zach Villa. He’s the dude in the banner pic. He looks like he knows what this post is about.

Dolores is getting hitched! Evan Rachel Wood is engaged to her bandmate Zach Villa, her rep confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. Wood, who is now Nashville-based, and Villa met in 2015 when they performed together at a cabaret with a John Hughes (Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club) theme. They launched the musical duo group Rebel and a Basketcase that same year.

Page Six unfortunately had to Twitter egg all over Us Weekly‘s excitement.

Villa is still married to actress and audio-book narrator Amy Landon. Landon was his bandmate in a group called Cylvia. But another source explains, telling us, “Zach has been separated from his ex for quite some time.”

Ah ok, he’s been separated for “quite some time”, so I guess that’s cool or whatever. Anyway, this is one of their music videos. They’re super into the 80s and justifying being engaged when one of them is still married. Congrats to the happy couple.

 

 

 

  Evan Rachel Wood is engaged to Zach Villa. He’s the dude in the banner pic. He looks like he knows what this post is about. Dolores is getting hitched!…

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Johnny Depp Spends $2M A Month, $30K On Just WineBy toddFebruary 01, 2017
Johnny Depp Spends $2M A Month, $30K On Just Wine

 

Now that Johnny Depp’s divorce is final, he has other people trying to take his money, but unfortunately for them, he’ll probably blow it all by this time next month on dumb shit. Depp sued The Management Group last month for breach of contact and misconduct, now they’re pulling all the receipts.

Joel and Robert Mandel claim they and their company did everything within their power to handle Depp’s finances responsibly and repeatedly warned him that he was overspending, according to a cross-complaint filed Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court.  Depp lived an ultra-extravagant lifestyle that often knowingly cost Depp in excess of $2 million per month to maintain, which he simply could not afford,” writes attorney Michael Kump in the cross-complaint. “Depp, and Depp alone, is fully responsible for any financial turmoil he finds himself in today.” Among the examples of excess listed by TMG is $75 million spent on 14 residences, $18 million spent on a luxury yacht and $30,000 per month spent on wine. “Depp also paid over $3 million to blast from a specially-made cannon the ashes of author Hunter Thompson over Aspen, Colorado,” writes Kump.

I’m not gonna sit here and spend somebody else’s money, but “The Management Group” sounds just generic enough to be a money-laundering scheme. I don’t understand how you could spend $30K a month on wine, I spend like $20 on red wine and it makes me want to impregnate the world. Not a good look!

  Now that Johnny Depp’s divorce is final, he has other people trying to take his money, but unfortunately for them, he’ll probably blow it all by this time next month…

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Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal…

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