Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom GreenBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green

 

She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.

According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.

I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.

 
  She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky. According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green…

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A Moment With Anastasia AshleyBy toddFebruary 21, 2014
A Moment With Anastasia Ashley

 

It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill passed that says if she takes a picture without being in a bikini, a rescue dog will be killed and white, Christian baby will be aborted. And Wal-Mart will no longer carry Goya products and Nike will discontinue Jordans. Trying to cover all my bases here.

  It's almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous.  I'm actually trying to get a bill…

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‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 19, 2014

 

Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks like a comedy/sci-fi thing, sorta like Firefly. But with jokes targeted for teenagers and bros. It also has a raccoon who steals cars. And a walking tree trunk. And a green chick. So this will probably make like, what? A billion dollars? Nice job again, America.

  Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks…
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