Kanye Is Under Psychiatric EvaluationBy toddNovember 22, 2016
Kanye Is Under Psychiatric Evaluation

 

Kanye West was forcibly taken to UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation earlier today. What did I tell you? Fun.

According to law enforcement sources … cops responded to a call for a welfare check on Kanye around 1:20 PM PT. He wasn’t at his home at the time. We’re told paramedics also responded and ended up transporting Kanye to the hospital by ambulance. Sources connected to Kanye tell us he was getting checked out by one of his doctors for severe sleep deprivation when someone — possibly the physician — decided he needed to be admitted. Law enforcement sources tell us Kanye did not want to go, and was restrained  when he was transported.

In today’s political climate, not sure if  “call for a welfare check” is problematic language or not here. Twitter will tell us soon. Anyway, get well soon, buddy. Trump’s Cabinet is filling up quick.

 

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  Kanye West was forcibly taken to UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation earlier today. What did I tell you? Fun. According to law enforcement sources … cops responded to a…

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Justin Bieber Has To Pay $80K, Go To Anger Management For That Egg ThingBy toddJuly 10, 2014
Justin Bieber Has To Pay $80K, Go To Anger Management For That Egg Thing

“Probably should gave him those eggs instead. Looks like he’s been heavy carb.”

 

Hey, remember that time Justin Bieber was a douche (no, the other time) and egged his neighbor’s house? Yeah, he pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism and now has to attend anger management classes and pay his neighbor $80,900. I guess because the eggs weren’t free range and organic? Not too clear on that. They have weird laws in California.

Justin Bieber is required to take anger management classes as part of his plea bargain in the egging case … and he has to pay his neighbor a fortune. Justin’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, was in court with the prosecutor as the plea was entered. Justin pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism and was placed on 2 years probation and ordered to perform 5 days labor — probably picking up trash or graffiti removal. Justin was ordered to pay his neighbor $80,900. Law enforcement sources had told TMZ … the victim submitted estimates totaling around $20K but in court Wednesday the judge said the actual damages exceeded $80K. The prosecutor said, “The house is a dream house” and a lot of work had to be done. As for anger management … Justin is required to attend 12 weeks of classes with a minimum of 1 per week. And Justin was ordered to stay 100 yards away from the victim and his family. That won’t be a problem since Justin has moved.

I don’t know if this will do anything to keep Bieber from eventually being found in a ditch with his panties stuffed in his mouth one day, but that $80K might hurt a little bit. That was his entire pedicure budget.

 

 

 

“Probably should gave him those eggs instead. Looks like he’s been heavy carb.”   Hey, remember that time Justin Bieber was a douche (no, the other time) and egged his…

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Kim Kardashian Is SubtleBy toddJuly 10, 2014

Now I don’t know about you, but when I think of a legendary and iconic Italian fashion house that is one of the highest expressions of couture savoir faire worldwide, I think of a fat Armenian chick who dresses like she’s in a poster for a strip club advertising a featured dancer.

Now I don’t know about you, but when I think of a legendary and iconic Italian fashion house that is one of the highest expressions of couture savoir faire worldwide,…

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Some Dude In Colorado Offered Obama Some WeedBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Some Dude In Colorado Offered Obama Some Weed

 

 

You can’t talk all you want about Obama abusing his executive powers and that time he worked out in pants, but turning down free weed? That’s just bad manners. #tcot #hobbylobbygirl #chicago #2A #bible #GOP #USA #Jesus

    You can’t talk all you want about Obama abusing his executive powers and that time he worked out in pants, but turning down free weed? That’s just bad…

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Here’s Britney Spears Without Auto-TuneBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Here’s Britney Spears Without Auto-Tune

 

 

 

This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody, but Britney Spears can’t sing for shit. So if you want to stare at your screen like you did when you first saw 2 Girls 1 Cup, go ahead and play this video of Britney singing “Alien” after she was obviously just hit with a drone in the throat. Explain it away producer guy!

Dearest Music Lovers, I have heard that Britney vocal link that everybody’s been discussing. It has been impossible not to as there have been many comments directing my attention to it. [I won’t re-posting it here]. I’d like to affirm that ANY singer when first at the mic at the start of a long session can make a multitude of vocalisations in order to get warmed up. Warming up is essential if you’re a pro, as it is with a runner doing stretches, and it takes a while to do properly. I’ve heard all manner of sounds emitted during warmups. The point is that it is not supposed to be shared with millions of listeners. A generous singer will put something down the mic to help the engineer get their systems warmed up and at the right level, maybe whilst having a cup of herb tea and checking through lyrics before the session really kicks off. It’s not expected to be a ‘take’. I think that 99% of you reading this will totally understand.

Ok, first off, Britney Spears ain’t drinking herbal tea. She’s chasing laxatives with a Sunkist frappucino, so you’ve lost credibilty here off top. Second, a “generous singer” can, you know, sing. That’s why they call them singers. Third, let’s not use a running metaphor to describe Britney Spears. She won’t understand what you’re talking about. And you really should have started this whole thing with “Attention Wal-Mart shoppers”.

      This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody, but Britney Spears can’t sing for shit. So if you want to stare at your screen like you…

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Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great BoyfriendBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great Boyfriend

 

I always have to look up Karrueche Tran because I don’t remember if that’s her actual name or more of a description, but here is a pic if her ass that Chris Brown posted on Instagram then immediately deleted, because she’s not Rihanna and doesn’t seem to want her ass all over social media. She also dumped him and isn’t even talking to him anymore.  If she’s bored, maybe she can start some shit on Twitter with a stranger. People really seem to enjoy that.

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Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011By toddJuly 09, 2014
Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011

 

On Monday, we learned that Zac Efron has a very specific type, and since there’s not a lot of famous brown women in Hollywood, it was only a matter of time before he got to Michelle Rodriguez. That happened in 2011.

Not too long after Zac and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens broke up in 2010, he fell into the arms of Michelle, literally. “”Whenever they’re together and both single, they hook up,” a source tells us. But just recently, Michelle was linked to model, Cara Delevigne, so why the sudden change? “They’re just having fun on vacation,” adds the source. It looks a bit more than just a hook up if you ask us, at one point on the yacht, Zac was spotted being ever so chivalrous and covered Michelle with his beach towel.

We all have that one emergency vagina and/or penis we get to use when neither of us has anything else going on, but unlike Zac Efron’s emergency piece, yours probably won’t stab you and carve Cara Delevigne’s name in your chest.

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Here’s Tom Hanks Dressed Like A Rabbi Dancing To Montell JordanBy toddJuly 09, 2014

 

Here on a Justin Bieber Instagram video, Tom Hanks showcases his unlimited acting range by portraying a 58-year old rabbi who gets too turned up over 90s club bangers.  I mean, this is good, but I’m still partial to his performance in The Green Mile.

  Here on a Justin Bieber Instagram video, Tom Hanks showcases his unlimited acting range by portraying a 58-year old rabbi who gets too turned up over 90s club bangers. …

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Hugh Jackman Almost Cut Off His Junk With The Wolverine ClawsBy toddMay 02, 2014
Hugh Jackman Almost Cut Off His Junk With The Wolverine Claws

 

Bryan Singer would have recast immediately. Immediately.

"There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set," Jackman said. "I ran around the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there." "I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh," Jackman continued. "It was just the inner thigh, thankfully. The metal claws had to go-you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

As a man, anything going around your junk that's not putting her hair in a ponytail always causes severe anxiety and high levels of stress, so I don't even want to think about metal claws in the vacinity of my junk. Or claws in general. Or anything made of metal. I mean, except maybe my iPhone.

  Bryan Singer would have recast immediately. Immediately. "There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set," Jackman said. "I ran around the corner and…

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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAsBy toddOctober 07, 2013
Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAs

 

If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:

A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:

  • Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
  • Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."

 

Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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