Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar FightBy toddDecember 30, 2016
Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar Fight

 

I really can’t think of anything more rich and white than “disorderly conduct at an Aspen bar”, so it makes sense that Connor Kennedy would get arrested for that. Here’s what happened or whatever.

Authorities tell us the 22-year-old was arrested on local charges of disorderly conduct related to a fight. “At about 1:40 a.m. Aspen PD officers were dispatched to Bootsy Bellows…for a report of a person who was refusing to leave the premises,” Aspen Assistant Chief Bill Linn said in a press release. “While officers were on scene dealing with that situation, they witnessed a fight occurring on the street in front of the bar. Officers tried to separate the two men, who were ‘rolling around on the ground.'”  Witnesses told officers that they saw “Kennedy throwing approximately four or five punches to the head of the other party. Kennedy was charged with disorderly conduct and was issued a court summons for Feb. 22, 2017, at 9 a.m. He was released without bond.” Kennedy apologized to the officer after he was arrested, the report states (according to local reports). “Kennedy then said, ‘He called my friend the f-word.'” A municipal charge of disorderly conduct carries a possible penalty of up to a year in jail and up to $2,650 fine.

The “f-word”? We must get to the bottom of this. Freemason? Fajita? Or was it fag? It was probably be fag. It seems Connor is prone to violent outbreaks due to some deep psychological issues. I wonder if it has anything to do with a grown woman buying a house across the street from you when you’re a junior in high school after you dated her for three months. Somebody should look into that.

 

#FBF

 

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Every ‘Passengers’ Review: “lol nah”By toddDecember 16, 2016
Every ‘Passengers’ Review: “lol nah”



“Essentially amounts to a risable two-hour exhibit of sci-fi Stockholm Syndrome.”EW

 

Passengers currently has a 30% on Rotten Tomatoes. Was there really any doubt? Let’s read some of the greatest hits, shall we?

 

Variety:
“Passengers is the tale of a lonely guy in space, the drama of an ethical conundrum, a love story featuring two of the hottest actors on the planet, and a turbulent sci-fi action-adventure – and for all of that, it manages to be not a very good movie.”

 

IndieWire:
“Titanic” in space? No, but it’s certainly a disaster.

 

Time Out:
“Dreams up one of the most intriguing ‘what would you do?’ scenarios in recent movie memory and takes it precisely nowhere.”

 

Screen International:
“Part space romance, part space thriller and all space corn, Passengers is a messy and unconvincing mash-up that tries to get by on the not inconsiderable charm of stars Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt.”

 

I’m gonna keep saying this until somebody listens, but Jennifer Lawrence has been in two good movies. Two. Winter’s Bone and the one where Bradley Cooper was a stalker who used to be fat. And in those movies, if you would have replaced her with anyone else, they still would have been good movies. If you want to say Joy was a good movie, that’s cool, but please remember it was about a woman who invented a mop. Chris Pratt has been in one. Possibly two if you count the new Guardians Of The Galaxy. In his last movie, he played a dude who could kinda talk to velociraptors. Let’s not confuse what these people bring to a movie. Columbia spent $120M to make a “romantic science fiction thriller” which turned out to be neither of those things and thought if you stuck Jennifer Lawrence’s and Chris Pratt’s faces on the poster they’d get that money back. Shoulda used some of that money to pay a screenwriter. Live and learn!

 

 

 

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Ryan Reynolds Is A StarBy toddDecember 16, 2016
Ryan Reynolds Is A Star

 

It was only five months ago that Ryan Reynolds was praying for the sweet release of death at Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party, but now he has a Golden Globe nomination and a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. He also still has a hot ass wife. I think Blake Lively just had a baby, but go look in the mirror. Her mom bod looks better than your regular bod. I’m not making this up. Seriously, go look.

 

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Ciara And Cartoon Unicorns Are Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 15, 2016
Ciara And Cartoon Unicorns Are Today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

I’m pretty sure Ciara is some type of singer. She’s also today’s 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. The good thing about this is that she’s married to Russell Wilson now, so he doesn’t have to wait until God goes to sleep later to jack off to this. He can do it anytime he wants! That’s great. As for the concept of this? Your guess is as good as mine.

 

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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook AgainBy toddFebruary 12, 2016
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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Adrianne Curry Might HelpBy toddAugust 18, 2014

Dude, what was up with last week? Suicide, depression, people needing further information that 9/11 wasn’t a massive government conspiracy or that the murdered Sandy Hook children existed at all but have no problem believing that an unarmed black man deserved to be shot three times in the face, and people wasting drinking water for charity. Shit got crazy. So, for Monday, I just downloaded the first pics of a chick in a bikini I saw. In this case, it’s Adrianne Curry at the Encore Beach Club in Wynn in Vegas on Saturday.  This world is a scary, shitty place sometimes, but when you’re at your darkest moments, please remember that chicks with huge boobs exist.

 

 

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Thanks, Jessica LowndesBy toddAugust 15, 2014
Thanks, Jessica Lowndes

 

Long story short, Jessica Lowndes is perfect. So, I’m happy to announce that, now she’s mastered this yoga handstand, I can pee then have morning sex with her without having to change my stance.

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Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’By toddAugust 01, 2014
Ben Affleck’s Degenerate Gambling Will Ruin ‘Batman v. Superman’

 

Zach Snyder didn’t need much help to ruin Man of Steel, but it seems Ben Affleck is gonna help out in ruining Batman v. Superman by pissing away the Wayne fortune at the Texas Hold Em table.

After scathing reviews and dismal box office numbers when Affleck played the title role in 2003’s Daredevil, he has faced even more scrutiny for taking on the legendary caped crusader Batman. “He’s been under so much pressure playing Batman, he is absorbing himself into gambling,” added the source. “He’s taken the criticism so personally, especially after the failure of Daredevil. Those who’ve seen the film think it’s going to be a hit and all worth it, but he’s feeling a lot of pressure for it to do well.” Those closest to Affleck understand the need for a bit of distraction, but some believe it’s gone too far. “It’s a way to just to be with the guys, but he seems obsessed with poker,” continued the insider. “It’s now beyond a family issue. It’s starting to worry people. It’s too much and everyone around him is saying they have to find another outlet for him.”

Affleck has a long history of not being able to stop himself from gambling, so I guess we can call this sickness. Just like people call anything that can be solved by will power, but they just make up some disease and call themselves predisposed to like gambling or tequila or whatever. We have lots of treatment centers and specialists who are cool with taking your money to keep you believing you’re “sick”. But what about people who start their restaurant orders with a question? Where is their treatment center? We as a society should consider that.

 

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Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat RingBy toddAugust 01, 2014
Avril Lavigne Got A 17-Carat Ring

 

Not sure how we live in a world where the lead singer of Nickelback can afford to buy a 17-carat emerald cut ring for Avril Lavigne for their 1 year anniversary, yet here it is. I honestly can’t think of one reason where I’d buy anyone a 17-carat ring, unless the ring had magical powers and I bought it for myself, because vagina is only worth 1-carat, 2 tops. Maybe just a Sephora gift card.  And we’ve all seen Avril’s teeth. This wasn’t a reward for Best Achievement In Blowjobs. It’s 2014 and Chad Kroeger still frosts his hair, so its obvious decision making isn’t really his thing.

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Lindsay Lohan Is On VacationBy toddJuly 31, 2014

 

Quick: Tell me the last time Lindsay Lohan got paid to be in anything. Stop, you won’t be able to, it’s too early to think that hard. But that doesn’t stop Lindsay from taking vacation in Ibiza and contaminating the water supply and making the sun work. I guess we’re all left to wonder how she can afford to party in Ibiza without zero taxable income. My only guess is that we can take clues from other pictures she’s taken. She can open her mouth really wide.

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