Sup, Kate?By toddMarch 28, 2012

Kate Winslet attented the London premiere of Titanic 3D in London yesterday, looking as hot as she did when it first came out 15 years ago. Everybody remember that? You should because it was in the theater for a fucking year and every girl you knew when to see it 75 times and then it was released a while back and now it’s in fucking 3D because James Cameron doesn’t have enough money to go scuba diving and women have vaginas so they think a movie about 1,514 hitting an iceberg and drowning to death is an epic love story. Jesus, ladies. Who cares if the guy is dying from hypothermia and is about to sink to the bottom of the black ocean? As long as he’s holding your hand and telling you he loves you, then that’s all that really matters, right ladies?

Near? Far? Wherever you are? I’m dead, bitch. You know where the fuck I am:

Kate Winslet attented the London premiere of Titanic 3D in London yesterday, looking as hot as she did when it first came out 15 years ago. Everybody remember that? You…

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Spike Lee Is Here To HelpBy toddMarch 28, 2012



Unless you were just recently discovered and thawed by scientists in Antarctica and are now scared and confused by the new world around you, you are very familiar with the shooting death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin inside the gated community of The Retreat at Twin Lakes by 28-year old neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman on February 26. Zimmerman, who was on the phone with the Sanford Police while following Martin (Martin also made a call to the police during the incident), claimed he shot and killed the teenager in self-defense invoking Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law. However, due to conflicting eyewitness testimony, the Sanford Police Department’s bungling of the immediate and initial investigation, and allegations of racism, this has become an inevitable sensationalized, media circus that has garnered worldwide attention resulting in protests and rallies around the country.

In their quest for justice, many activists have taken it upon themselves to do the law’s job. Particularly, Marcus Davonne Higgins. Who tweeted the address of George Zimmerman to every celebrity he could think of and asked them to repost. Spike Lee did. The Smoking Gun reports:

The original tweet was sent to Lee (and numerous other celebrities like Will Smith, 50 Cent, and LeBron James) last Friday afternoon by Marcus Davonne Higgins, a 33-year-old Los Angeles man who uses the online handle “maccapone.” Higgins included the direction, “EVERYBODY REPOST THIS.” Higgins, pictured at right, first began disseminating the Sanford address to his Twitter followers last Wednesday, including the claim that Zimmerman “Like the fat punk he is, he still lives at home with mommie & daddy.” In a simultaneous post to his Facebook wall, Higgins told his 4000 friends, “FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT & TOUCH HIM.” He also claimed in another post that, “REAL TALK MY PEOPLE OUT THERE IN FLORIDA JUST TOLD ME GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT AT HIS HOUSE THEY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.”

However, in case his tweets didn’t give it away, Marcus Davonne Higgins isn’t a licensed detective and apparently also has rudimentary knowledge of public records. Because you see, 159 Edgewater Circle, is the current address of David and Elaine McClain, a married couple in their 70s who work for the public school system. And “George W. Zimmerman” is 6’5″ and white. And the man who shot Trayvon Martin is “George M. Zimmerman”. Who is 5’9″ and self-described as Hispanic.

The man who shot Martin is George Michael Zimmerman. Higgins has repeatedly identified him as “George W. Zimmerman.” The residence on Edgewater Circle is actually the home of David McClain, 72, and his wife Elaine, 70. The McClains, both of whom work for the Seminole County school system, have lived in the 1310-square-foot lakefront home for about a decade, records show…Besides overlooking the different middle initial, perhaps that answer is connected to an old voter record for a “William George Zimmerman” at the Edgewater Circle property. That registration, which dates back to 1995, is for a 41-year-old man. The Zimmerman who shot Martin is 28.

Yeah, so guess what’s happening now. You’ll never believe it.

In an interview tonight, Elaine McClain told TSG that she and her husband were “afraid” due to the online linking of her address to Zimmerman. “We’re keeping everything locked,” she said. McClain added that the couple was particularly unnerved by a letter mailed to them at their home. On the envelope, she said, were printed the words “Taste The Rainbow…The McClains (pictured below) only became aware that their address was being widely circulated online two days ago, when a TV reporter arrived at their home asking for “George.” Bewildered by their sudden–and erroneous–connection to Martin’s killer, the elderly couple’s distress can only be heightened by posts made by Twitter and Facebook users who threaten to visit their residence in search of Zimmerman. Or other posts that goad followers to vigilante action.

If you take the time to read the full details and evidence of the case, you quickly realize some shady shit went down. And you’ll soon realize that only two people actually know what happened, and one of them was shot dead carrying only a bag of Skittles and an iced tea. Trayvon Martin was suspended from school and wearing a hoodie, but that doesn’t mean he should have lost his life over it. And George Zimmerman, who wrapped a horrible idea in his own perceived good intentions, finally found the trouble that he, by all accounts, spends all his days looking for. And everyday since we have been bombarded by the media with nothing more than speculation and fear, including Geraldo Rivera’s now infamous victim blaming statement that Martin’s hoodie got him killed (umm, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X would like a word). So instead of Spike Lee pouring gasoline on an already volatile situation and potentially causing more innocent lives to be lost, maybe he should shut the fuck up and let people who know what they’re doing handle it. It should be obvious to everyone that the murder of Trayvon Martin was racially motivated (Settle down, white people. Zimmerman is Hispanic. You’re off the hook. This time), and anybody who refuses to see that is part of the problem. At the same time, we shouldn’t be too quick to call Zimmerman a raging bigot, because the same media that makes you want to believe that, is the same media that has perpetuated the stereotype that has been systematically seared into Zimmerman’s brain and therefore partly responsible for him shooting a black teenager in the chest. So get your shit together, America. The world doesn’t end at your community’s gate. Or the end of your block. It’s a round world last time I checked.

UPDATE: The police surveillance video taken the night that George Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon Martin was released today, and remember that part where Zimmerman had a broken nose and was covered in blood because Martin nearly beat him to death? Man, Zimmerman must have some kind of mystical healing powers.

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The Homely GamesBy toddMarch 27, 2012

Usually, Jennifer Lawrence is pretty hot (here and here), but then she went to the Spain premiere of The Hunger Games last night. Look, I'm all for racism, but if they're going to get a soft, white, blonde chick with big tits to play an athletic Native American girl, they should at least make the blonde chick show said tits more.

 

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Whitney Houston’s Cause Of Death Is Shocking (Not Really)By toddMarch 23, 2012



Just like her cause of death would have read in 2001, Whitney Houston had a heart attack and fell into a bathtub because her heart was completely shredded from years of cocaine use. But above all this, I wish you lov..to know she had cocaine in her system. And weed. And Xanax. And a muscle relaxer. And Benadryl. TMZ reports:

Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died — this according to the L.A. County Coroner. The L.A. County Coroner has just released the singer’s official cause of death — accidental drowning … but the report also notes heart disease and cocaine use were contributing factors to Whitney’s demise. Officials say Houston also had traces of marijuana in her system … as well as Xanax (anxiety medication), Flexeril (muscle relaxer) and Benadryl (allergy medication). A source connected to the investigation tells us it is “very possible” Whitney had a heart attack that caused her to lose consciousness and drown. The heart attack may have been triggered by hardening of the arteries as a result of cocaine use. As we previously reported, Whitney was found dead in a bathtub at the Beverly Hilton hotel last month and several pills were found on the scene — including Xanax, Ibuprofen, and Midol. Investigators found NO EVIDENCE of cocaine in the hotel room. Law enforcement sources have told us from the beginning they did not suspect foul play — and believe her death was not a homicide. Her family however had doubts about Whitney’s demise — suggesting there may have been foul play.

It really is sad when truly talented people die relatively young, but it’s hard to find the sympathy for a truly talented person when they die because they do stupid shit. I guess what I’m saying is, I don’t care. Yes, she was a great singer, but so was Ariel. She didn’t do cocaine and she has legs now. Let that be a lesson, kids.

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Dumbass In ParisBy toddMarch 21, 2012



Katy Perry is still in Paris where she’s still trying to apparently make this blue thing happen by shaving Grover’s balls and pasting them on her head. Katy, you have big tits. You really don’t have to try this hard.

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Jennifer Lawrence is Everywhere, LinksBy kathyMarch 21, 2012



The Situation is in “rehab” not rehab [The Superficial]
Irina Shayk is the best thing about The Hunger Games [Popoholic]
Miss Bahamas is in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
The screen grabs from Tulisa Contostavlos‘s sex tape are out (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Katy Perry traded way, way up [Celebuzz]
Maria Menounos is almost hot enough to make Dancing with the Stars worth watching (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
$25/minute to scream at Dina Lohan is worth it, possible [Celebitchy]
Rachel Bilson is ridiculously adorable, in a bikini [The Nip Slip]
The 50 sexiest Jennifer Lawrence photos [COED Magazine]
The 12 different types of hangover [College Humor]
Someone didn’t think this through [Dlisted]
This teenager asked a bunch of porn stars to prom, a couple said yes [The Chive]
Jennifer Lawrence and David Letterman don’t know how to have a conversation [Moe Jackson]
Ali Landry is still bitter, in a bikini [Celebslam]
Michael Bay is isn’t going to ruin your childhood [The Blemish]
Michael Lohan is a light sleeper [Evil Beet Gossip]
Johnny Depp might be hooking up with Ashley Olsen [Lainey Gossip]
Spring Breakers has a topless chicken fight, might be worth watching [Egotastic]
Toni Braxton looks amazing [Cityrag]
Adam Levine is an actor now [PopCrush]
Robert De Nero is sorry he made a dumb joke [Film Drunk]
Madonna still won’t accept it’s not 1990 anymore [Popbytes]
Hockey game becomes violent, world shocked for some reason [Heyman Hustle]
Ashton Kutcher may be taking avoiding Demi Moore a little too far [Allie is Wired]

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Peyton Manning Is A Denver BroncoBy toddMarch 19, 2012



Tim Tebow: “But I notice that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why you left my side when I needed you most.” Jesus: “Bro, you watch ESPN? Where you see only one set of footprints, I was showing Peyton Manning my new kick ass snowboard.”

Barring an unforeseen setback in negotiations, Peyton Manning will sign a 5-year/$95M contract to give the Denver Broncos something they haven’t had in a year. A quarterback. ESPN reports:

Peyton Manning will become the next quarterback of the Denver Broncos, barring a snag during intensified contract negotiations that have commenced under the instruction of the four-time MVP to his agent Tom Condon, according to multiple sources. Once the Manning deal becomes official, Denver will try to trade Tim Tebow, according to sources. ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter talks about the news that Peyton Manning will sign with the Denver Broncos. Schefter believes if John Elway wasn’t involved, this deal would not get done. Manning instructed Condon to negotiate the finite details of a contract that would conclude with him joining the Broncos after a frenzied but focused process that began when the Indianapolis Colts released him March 7. Manning called Broncos vice president of football operations John Elway on Monday morning to tell him the news. Manning also called the San Francisco 49ers and Tennessee Titans to inform them of his intent to now play for Denver. A contract between the two sides is expected to be a formality. Elway and Manning first discussed the parameters of a five-year, $95 million contract during their March 9 meeting in Denver, the first time the quarterback visited a team during his free agency.

According to ESPN, the Broncos don’t expect to get anything of value for Tim Tebow, so it’s a possibility that he’ll be released. And before we start the righteous indignation and moral outcry over a novelty who lost his job to the greatest quarterback of his generation, yes, Tebow is wonderful human being who uses his ingrained religious beliefs, money, and name to do many positive things with charity. Great. Go be a pastor or join the Peace Corps, because he has no business on a football field. Peyton Manning could break his own neck before every game and still have a better QB rating than Tebow. And he wouldn’t even have to thank Jesus for it.

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Katy Perry Is Super Hot, You GuysBy toddMarch 19, 2012



Seen here leaving Nobu in London with her longtime gay, Katy Perry once again has her tits on display to distract from her completely average in every way face and freakishly large head. This looks like something you get at a baseball game if you’re one of first 100 people through the gate.


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Seen here leaving Nobu in London with her longtime gay, Katy Perry once again has her tits on display to distract from her completely average in every way face and…

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Kim Kardashian Just Responded To Jon HammBy toddMarch 12, 2012



“I called you all here today because I usually want to get paid when I hold a black hose.”

Brace yourselves, a woman who took a nut in the mouth from Brandi’s little brother on video for the sole purpose of skyrocketing to fame so she could shamelessly cash in on every product and fabricated story her mother could stack on her desk is taking the high road. On Twitter.

“I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless.

“Calling someone who runs their own businesses (hooker prints made by kids in a Chinese sweatshop), is a part of a successful TV show (scripted and heavily edited “reality” pimped relentless by E!), produces (producer credit because your name is in the title), writes (sponsored tweets), designs (shit for Sears), and creates (?), ‘stupid,’ is in my opinion careless.” FIXED

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“I called you all here today because I usually want to get paid when I hold a black hose.” Brace yourselves, a woman who took a nut in the mouth…

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Heather Morris Was Definitely HackedBy toddMarch 12, 2012

Unlike Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, and January Jones who aren't whorish enough to take pictures of their face and boobs in the same photo, Heather Morris is on Glee, so I guess that means she's whorish. To be honest, I really don't know that much about her so I'm just speculating. But apparently she really enjoys her webcam.

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