Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their DivorceBy toddMarch 08, 2017
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Have Called Off Their Divorce

 

Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love and cultural conditioning!

Though the actors, both 44 — who announced their separation back in June 2015 — aren’t back together, they have decided to keep working on their marriage after going through a recent rough patch that nearly led to a permanent split. “Jen has called off the divorce,” a source close to Garner tells PEOPLE in the latest issue. “She really wants to work things out with Ben. They are giving things another try.” But a source close to the couple says it was a decision they both made: “There is always a chance of reconciliation. They love each other. They also really, really love their kids, and those kids love their parents.”

I don’t know if she feels sorry for him after Batman v Superman and Live By Night or what. Her Capital One commercials are better than those. Anyway, I hope it works out. But Garner really missed to an opportunity to prank him during this whole A Day Without A Woman thing.

  Who says you can’t bang the nanny then come home again? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce to “work things out”.  Shout out to blind love…

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Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana GrandeBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The Music Video For ‘Beauty And The Beast’ With John Legend And Ariana Grande

 

A theater in Alabama is refusing to play Beauty And The Beast because it has a gay character, not because Emma Watson is fucking a werwolf, and feminists hate Emma Watson now because she showed her boobs in Vanity Fair. Here’s Chrissy Teigen summing up my thoughts on all that.

 

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You’re free to discuss all these on your Facebook wall by reciting an opinion you’ve absorbed as your own, but here’s the video for John Legend and Ariana Grande’s version of Beauty And The Beast. I like it. Ariana Grande is hot and can sing, and John Legend always dresses better than you and can sing and play piano. The CGI is kinda wack, but it is what it is. Relive your childhood below:

 

 

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Katy Perry Got Break Up HairBy toddMarch 06, 2017

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck.  Please enjoy.

 

I WASNT READY TILL NOW

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Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ TeaserBy toddMarch 06, 2017
Here’s The NSFW ‘Deadpool 2’ Teaser

 

According to the box office numbers for Logan, you probably went to see Logan. So you probably saw the teaser for Deadpool 2 where Ryan Reynolds flashes his ass, makes fun of Superman, makes fun of Wolverine, and tells Stan Lee to shut up. If you look closely, you can see Marvel slapping DC in the face their dick.

 

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Bella Thorne Got Topless On SnapchatBy toddMarch 03, 2017

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I used to be super into Bella Thorne now it kinda looks like it smells bad, quite frankly. Anyway, she’s been trying to show off her nipple ring for a while now, so here it is. Enjoy. Don’t let your eyes stare too long at the acne and that weird skin thing. (NSFW).

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Jennifer Aniston Should Get That Checked OutBy toddJuly 24, 2013

Here's Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, Squirrels and Nuts, that will predictably bomb at the box office but not effect her A-list status in any way because remember when that evil Angelina Jolie broke into her house and kidnapped Brad Pitt against his will then forced him to have children with her and stay with her longer than Aniston and make him talk about how much he loves his life in interviews? That bitch. But enough run on sentences. Have scientists decided what's up with Aniston's nipples? Why are they always hard? It can't be that cold all the time. Does she need a blood transfusion? Do cameras make her horny? Are her nipples made of some material not from this earth? TELL US JENNIFER YOU HARLOT OF THE DEVIL!!

Here's Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, Squirrels and Nuts, that will predictably bomb at the box office but not effect her A-list status in any way…

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Wow. Imagine That.By toddAugust 24, 2010

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Life’s too short to care about your dignity or to pretend you’re divorced and fighting a vindictive ex-husband to stop the release of a sex tape, so Heidi Montag is now meeting with Vivid to work out a “backend deal”. OMG, I can hardly believe it! TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag. Hirsch told us he’s leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week.

Since they’re estranged and in the middle of a bitter feud, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are vacationing together in Costa Rica right now, so expect the sex tape to be released sometime soon. Mainly because they’re not even trying anymore to make this not look like exactly what it is. I don’t know if anybody has a swarm of bees or a bunch of mutant sharks with lasers for eyes laying around, but I hear Costa Rica has exciting vacation packages! In Costa Rica the visitor can enjoy lovely tropical beaches, the grandest adventures, the wonders of nature, scintillating culture, all the necessary components of an ideal vacation. No wonder, then, that thousands of tourists have made Costa Rica their top travel choice!

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Lucy Pinder Says Good MorningBy toddAugust 24, 2010

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I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks is on the cover of the new issue of DONUTS. I’m not sure, but I don’t think these two are related.

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Heidi Montag Made A Lesbian Sex Tape With ThisBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports:

We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.
Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment
— much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum. As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Man, this sounds like so much drama! That is until you realize that if the tape “sees the light of day”, it means that both Heidi and Karissa Shannon will have signed consent forms. Which of course is just a formality at this point so they can feign shock and disgust in the media while cashing their checks from Vivid in private. See how that works? Good. You know what also works? Emery Cat. It not only satisfies your cat’s need to scratch but also trims its nails at the same time! No more shredded furniture! A cat scratching post and nail grooming board all rolled into one! Thanks, Emery Cat!

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Vivien Leigh Was A Bisexual SlutBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Only narcissistic weirdos want to see themselves on a movie screen or naked in photoshoots, so I hope this doesn’t surprise anyone. Daily Mail reports:

According to a new biography, the actress who starred as southern belle Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind was a serial bisexual adulterer. Her marriage to Olivier was a sham, with both cheating on one another within months of becoming lovers in 1937, according to unpublished memoirs and witness accounts. At least three of the Oscar winner’s lesbian conquests are revealed in ‘Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara’, to be published in the U.S. And, according to reports, the biography describes her insatiable appetite for ‘rough trade’ – male prostitutes picked up at Scotty’s, a Los Angeles brothel that masqueraded as a petrol station. ‘She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O’Hara,’ a publishing source said. Miss Leigh was apparently even kicked out of an Italian hotel for bringing back too many ‘street boys’.

Literally nothing in Hollywood surprises me anymore. James Dean liked little boys, Elvis Presley had a homosexual relationship with Nick Adams, the actor played Johnny Yuma in the hit TV series “The Rebel”, Lucille Ball got into show business by being a prostitute, Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson, police believed Bette Davis killed her second husband, and Scarlett O’Hara needed bukkake to go to sleep. I swear to God, if I found out that Jason Stratham was born a woman and needs to put cigarettes out on Cambodian babies to get off, I would fully expect it.

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