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Miley Cyrus’ tour was scheduled to stop in Greensboro, NC tonight, and apparently NC heard about this so it caused her bus to crash, killing the driver and injuring nine others. National Enquirer reports:
Virginia State Police confirm one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned. The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star was not on board. Sgt. Thomas Molnar says the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. Friday on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, about 40 miles south of Richmond. The bus driver was killed and nine others were injured. Miley was in the fourth bus in the caravan . Members of her lighting crew are believed to have been on the deadly bus. The pop princess was scheduled to perform Sunday in Greensboro, NC according to Miley’s web site.
I really hope the Cyrus family loads a PODS full of gold and precious jewels to deliver to this guy’s family, because I can imagine an obituary that reads “tour bus driver for Miley Cyrus” isn’t it’s own reward.
Reporter Wayne Convil is being told:
NOTE: Hi everyone, I appreciate the emails and comments, but I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this or not, but this site is intended to be sarcastic. This includes the headlines. I’m not sure why I have to even point that fact out, but if I believed half the crap I wrote on here I clearly would be insane, so when you visit this site, take it for what it is. Some idiot who can’t spell writing about celebrities. And sometimes about your mom. If you see her on Thanksgiving, do me a favor and let her know that me having an unlimited data plan doesn’t mean she can send me picture texts every time she ruins a pair of panties. It was cute the first few times, but I have to be honest, it’s getting a little annoying. Have you considered buying her a puppy?