‘Black Panther’ Has A PosterBy toddJune 09, 2017
‘Black Panther’ Has A Poster

 

Marvel Studios just released the first poster for Black Panther ahead of the teaser trailer that’s gonna drop during Game 4 tonight, and damn. All I can really say if this was a character on Game Of Thrones, the show wouldn’t be on the air anymore because all the white characters would have ran away to the suburbs.

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  Marvel Studios just released the first poster for Black Panther ahead of the teaser trailer that’s gonna drop during Game 4 tonight, and damn. All I can really say…

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Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’By toddMay 19, 2017
Here’s Some Pics Of Amber Heard As Mera On The Set Of ‘Aquaman’

 

I guess Aquaman is filming. Man, can you believe they’re filming another superhero movie? This one is about a dude who can talk to fish and stuff. Cool. Amber Heard plays his wife Poison Ivy I meant Mera. His wife’s name is Mera. Here’s some pics of her from the set.

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Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Promoting ‘Passengers’ (The Other Space Movie)By toddNovember 29, 2016
Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Promoting ‘Passengers’ (The Other Space Movie)

 

*taps microphone, leans in*

Jennifer Lawrence has been in two good movies, Chris Pratt has been in one.”

 

Now they’re in Paris promoting Passengers, the space movie that isn’t Arrival. I’ve only seen one trailer, but from what I can tell, it’s a movie about one man’s living hell after he’s trapped in outer space with nobody to talk to except Jennifer Lawrence. Not sure if it’s the wax mannequin Jennifer Lawrence that attended this photocall in Paris. Big if true.

 

 

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Levi Johnston Won His Seven Year Custody Battle Against Bristol PalinBy toddFebruary 24, 2016
 

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on



When Christians preach family values and abstinence, it’s always because a child needs two parents in order to not become like a kid in Chicago or a refugee. Unless those two parents are gay then ewww not what they meant. But since human nature and archaic belief systems are no match for wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af, abstinence doesn’t work. And when it doesn’t work, there’s more money in keeping the father from seeing his child and quoting Bible verses that question his manhood if the check doesn’t arrive on time. Man, religion has this thing on lock. That brings us to Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s first baby daddy whose semen somehow fertilized her egg despite fervent prayer. Let’s flashback, shall we?

In 2009, Levi announced that he was going to sue his high school sweetheart for joint custody of Tripp after alleging that the entire Palin family was making it difficult for him to see his son. The exes reached a child custody stipulation in 2010, allowing Levi to see Tripp on Saturdays between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., and Wednesdays from 12:00 p.m. to 6 p.m. The court never approved Levi and Bristol’s agreement, however, so it never became finalized. The case was dismissed in 2012 for lack of activity. Then, in 2013, Levi filed a petition in which he sought at least equal custody of Tripp.

Keep in mind Levi Johnston, a teenager,  paid $600 a month to Bristol Palin in order to his son 13 hours a week. I pay less than that for cable and I can see SportsCenter anytime I want. Now, after a 7-year legal battle against Bristol Palin (seen here capitalizing on her new child with vertical revenue stream) and her self-serving family, he had some news to share on Facebook yesterday.

I’m so happy to have my son in my life, and to put all of this back in forth in the courts behind me. It might have taken me 7 years and cost me around $100,000 in lawyer fees, spread out among 3 different lawyers, as well as a lot of patience, but it was all worth it. I’m happy now to be successfully co-parenting. Although I do owe some back child support, altogether I have paid $50,000 in child support for Tripp, which is $600 a month, since Tripp’s birth so at the end of the day I know I have worked hard to meet my obligations as a father. Despite what some have heard I’ve always been there for him, and I go to almost every school event that I can and spend all of my free time with my kids.

Much like Jesus would do, the Palins used Johnston as a prop in 2008 then proceeded to make his life a living hell when all he wanted to do was see his son. They’re currently doing the same thing to Bristol Palin’s second baby daddy even though all of this could have been avoided if they showed Bristol a video about how to properly apply a condom. But contraceptives are the Devil’s business. He roams the Earth like a roaring seeking to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Hopefully Bristol’s fifth baby daddy will have more disposable income so he can afford a better lawyer. 


Speaking of “wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af”, here’s Demi Rose. Tell Liz Cameron I’ll be ready for her in like 20 minutes give or take. 


  A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Sep 10, 2015 at 9:12am PDT When Christians preach family values and abstinence, it’s always because a child needs two parents…

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Hey, Everybody Look At Beyonce’s AssBy toddFebruary 26, 2014

 

Beyonce's video for "Partition" is out, and if you didn't already love Beyonce already, this song is about her not wanting to be seen by photographers while having car sex. Women, please learn and apply these principles and advice in this video into your daily lives. Thank you and have a good day.

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Katy Perry And John Mayer SplitBy toddFebruary 26, 2014
Katy Perry And John Mayer Split

 

"That new chick who showed up in my Snapchat top 3 is just a friend, baby. A friend I banged for a few weeks."

 

Oh, love. What a funny thing. E! online reports:

Katy Perry and John Mayer have called it quits. A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days. No other details about what prompted the "Dark Horse" singer's decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry's side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.  Despite some early ups and down, the musical pair fast became one of Hollywood's hottest couples, sweetly gushing about each other in interviews and collaborating on the song "Who You Love," off of Mayer's latest album, Paradise Valley.

John Mayer is a white dude with short hair and sleeve tattoos who is out of town a lot, and sometomes his job makes him be out of town for up to a year at a time. If Katy Perry thought he wasn't banging other people, then she doesn't just look and sound dumb, she's actually dumb. Because when you have a penis, it really doesn't matter how big your girlfriend's ass or boobs are, somebody in your general area have just as good or better. As it turns out, there's hot chicks in every city and country. Oh, I know! I couldn't believe myself.

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton SplitBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Split

 

I have really no new, important information to add here, except that all of you should stop with the all the "Blurred Lines" jokes. Seriously. They're dumb. Good morning! Us Magazine reports:

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are parting ways after two decades together. The couple, who met as teens and have been married since 2005, have decided to separate, reps for the stars confirm to Us Weekly. "We will always love each other and be best friends," the singer and his actress wife tell Us in a statement. "However, we have mutually decided to separate at this time."

A lot of people were outraged over the pic of Robin Thicke grabbing that random chicks ass, but it's one of the worst kept secrets that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are swingers. They've been banging each other for 20 years, so naturally that gets old after a while. So either this lifestyle just wasn't working for them anymore or we can speculate about the marriage of two people we don't know who have no bearing on our lives at all. I'll leave you to make this tough decision for yourself.

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links

 

Daniel Radcliffe looks like this now [Dlisted]

Kaley Cuoco moves quick [Fishwrapper]

Sometimes your boob pops out when you're on a car hood [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bieber didn't accept the plea deal [The Superficial]

Helen Flanagan likes to please [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde kinda has a butt now [Popoholic]

Rita Ora is flashing everything [Drunken Stepfather]

Robin Thicke is trying to save his marriage [TMZ]

Kim Basinger doesn't understand selfies [Celebitchy]

Bella Thorne vs. Maggie Grace [Moe Jackson]

 

Pic source = Instagram

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My Head ExplodedBy toddFebruary 24, 2014
My Head Exploded

 

Here's a picture of a drunk Chrissy Teigen (drunk Chrissy Teigen is the best. The best) getting grindin on by Anastasia Ashley. This picture is what happens when worlds collide.

 

Note: Hey, old white guy in the blazer, nobody is listening to what you're saying.

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Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 24, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, Links

 

"Gotdamn, homey. I said gotdamn." – that wooden rail

 

This is a picture of January Jones when she was 9 [Dlisted]

Miley Cyrus kissed Katy Perry [Fishwrapper]

Dita Von Teese in pasties [Taxi Driver Movie]

There's gonna be a lot of "The Human Torch got burnt" jokes [The Superficial]

GOOD GOD [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez is all legs [Popoholic]

The grossest thing you'll see all day [Drunken Stepfather]

American Idol is losing money [TMZ]

Jennifer Lawrence's Dior campaign is awkward [Celebitchy]

Hannah Ferguson. Damn. [Moe Jackson]

Pic source = Instagram

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