Brooklyn Decker Makes Jennifer Aniston CryBy toddMay 12, 2010

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In Just Go With It, the new Sandler movie now filming in Hawaii, Jennifer Aniston’s fading media-created hotness is once again completely overmatched by her co-star, Brooklyn Decker. So of course, Jennifer Aniston’s constant need and insecurity has made her a whiny, difficult bitch on set. To recap, Brooklyn Decker is insanely hot, was discovered in a mall in Charlotte, NC, and is married to Andy Roddick, the only American male tennis player ranked in the top 10. Jennifer Aniston is not hot, and thanks to being born to actor John Aniston and actress Nancy Dow, Aniston’s fame was handed to her. Yet she couldn’t even carry a movie if the only thing she was allergic to was kryptonite. If somebody was drunk enough to marry her and get her pregnant, she could maybe get a job at MILF Hunter. The ORIGINAL reality porn site dedicated to MILFs and mature sex! Most credit cards accepted.

In Just Go With It, the new Sandler movie now filming in Hawaii, Jennifer Aniston’s fading media-created hotness is once again completely overmatched by her co-star, Brooklyn Decker. So of…

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Brock Hogan Has Hot FriendsBy toddMay 11, 2010

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Brock Hogan looks like she was on stage at a transvestite beauty pageant when she got blasted with gamma radiation, but whoever her friend is, she has a hot ass. That’s good for me, because I like chick’s with hot asses. The guy that lets me sneak in the morgue at night says he’s sure I’ll find one someday.

Brock Hogan looks like she was on stage at a transvestite beauty pageant when she got blasted with gamma radiation, but whoever her friend is, she has a hot ass….

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Buy AmericanBy toddMay 11, 2010
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Here’s Marisa Miller in her new ads for Harley Davidson, and I don’t know what the Japanese think about all this, but maybe they should have thought about that before…whatever. It’s Marisa Miller and her perfect body straddling a motorcycle. The only way these pictures could be any better is if she was riding a Pegasus and flew on my balcony.

Here’s Marisa Miller in her new ads for Harley Davidson, and I don’t know what the Japanese think about all this, but maybe they should have thought about that before…whatever….

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Elisha Cuthbert Is DifferentBy toddMay 11, 2010

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There was a time when I would have shot a litter of pound puppies in the face to lick Elisha Cuthbert’s ass, but that time was ten minutes ago. I don’t want to say she’s put on weight, but no, wait, yes I do. You probably can’t see it, but the bucket of chicken tied to her leg is there just in case. She had to wait an hour to get in the water after the last bucket, you know.

There was a time when I would have shot a litter of pound puppies in the face to lick Elisha Cuthbert’s ass, but that time was ten minutes ago. I…

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Kendra’s Sex Tape Is Basically A GangbangBy toddMay 10, 2010

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The awesome just got awesome, because the fantastic RadarOnline is reporting that Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is a gangbang.

New documents uncovered by RadarOnline.com show that not only were there multiple sex tapes , as we exclusively reported, but also multiple partners! And while Kendra has threatened to sue if the tapes are released she has not returned requests for comment about her attempts to secretly sell the tapes and the company she formed in November, 2008 to do so. While attempting to sell the tapes in 2008 Kendra was already with Philadelphia Eagles’ wide receiver Hank Baskett, who is now her husband. She needed the approval of Playboy’s Hugh Heffner to go through with the deal, as she was starring in her final season of The Girls Next Door.

Kendra has a sick body, but her mask is all kinds of fucked up, so I’m glad her face is apparently gonna be covered.

The awesome just got awesome, because the fantastic RadarOnline is reporting that Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is a gangbang. New documents uncovered by RadarOnline.com show that not only were there…

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Tom Cruise Has Great FriendsBy toddMay 10, 2010

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Shortly after the death of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard in 1986, David Miscavige (banner pic) became the leader Church of Scientology. He is one of Tom Cruise’s closest friends and even served as best man at Cruise’s 2006 wedding to Katie Holmes. That’s what best friends do. Oh, and show your recorded confessionals at parties. TMZ reports:

Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.

Miscavige suffers from asthma and severe allergies and he might be 5’1″ if he wore stilts and stood on a park bench, so I’m not understanding how Tom Cruise could let him get away with this. I’m pretty sure you could trap him in a room by having a cat and pollen guard the door.

Shortly after the death of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard in 1986, David Miscavige (banner pic) became the leader Church of Scientology. He is one of Tom Cruise’s closest friends…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddOctober 03, 2009
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Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic]
Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie]
264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine]
Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic]
Sexual favor FAIL [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Hips missing. [Celebslam]
Aubrey O’Day’s ass in on Twitter [DrunkenStepfather]
Rihanna is see through [Cityrag]
Letterman banged this chick [Cele|bitchy]
Aubrey O’Day is naked with her dog [Heyman Hustle]

More Denise Milani. See through. You’re welcome:

Eva Longoria is topless [Popoholic] Jenni Falconer is a landing strip [TaxiDriver Movie] 264 pictures of Denise Milani. That is all. [COED Magazine] Gillian Jacobs is topless [Egotastic] Sexual favor…

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Chris Rock > Whoopi GoldbergBy toddOctober 02, 2009


You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

You should already have plenty of reasons to love Chris Rock and plenty of reasons to hate Roman Polanski, but let me add one more.

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Okay, It All Makes Sense NowBy toddFebruary 18, 2009
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In case you don’t remember, actor Terrence Howard was one of the few celebrities to come out in the defense of Chris Brown (“it’s just life, man“) after her beat Rihanna so bad that she allegedly now needs plastic surgery. I wonder what would make somebody defend a woman beater. Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! The Smoking Gun says:

Police and court records reveal that Howard, 39, was once arrested for a similar crime, the details of which have not been previously reported. The actor, who co-starred in “Iron Man” and was nominated in 2006 for an Academy Award for his role in “Hustle & Flow,” was arrested by Pennsylvania cops in September 2001 for assaulting his estranged wife. According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.” While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.” The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.”

Wow. It takes a special kind of asshole to tell a woman you’re going to beat her ass then get in your car and drive to her house to beat her ass while the woman is on the phone with the police. Because everybody knows you’re only supposed to hit a woman if she forgets the safe word. Look, I’m sorry, sweetie. I’ll drive you to the hospital and all, but I finding this whole situation to be very unprofessional quite frankly.

Looking for pictures of Terrence Howard isn’t in my contract, so here’s Rihanna and her rack again. How fascinating!

In case you don’t remember, actor Terrence Howard was one of the few celebrities to come out in the defense of Chris Brown (“it’s just life, man“) after her beat…

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Fergie is in MexicoBy toddFebruary 17, 2009

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As stated before, Fergie’s body was built for sex, so it’s unclear why God built her face to sit out on your porch during Halloween. Seriously, she looks like she should have snakes for hair. It’s like everything from the neck up was put there by mistake. They only good thing going for her now is that she doesn’t have a tail. Because if she did, I’m pretty sure people would think she was a minotaur.

As stated before, Fergie’s body was built for sex, so it’s unclear why God built her face to sit out on your porch during Halloween. Seriously, she looks like she…

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