Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”By toddApril 20, 2017
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

  Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing…

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JJ Watt Is Banging Kate HudsonBy toddApril 13, 2016
JJ Watt Is Banging Kate Hudson




Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this date. Nick Jonas hasn’t responded yet, but he probably will after he finishes contouring his eyebrows or whatever Nick Jonas does.

 

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Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this…

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Megan Fox Doesn’t Need MauryBy toddApril 13, 2016
 

#notthefather

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Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third kid. Then we saw all the speculation that came with that, so Megan Fox posted this on Instagram to clear up any confusion. The good news is that my picture isn’t up there so you never know. The bad news is that she was out with Brian Austin Green yesterday. So he’s probably the dad. Or me. It could still be me. My semen is sentient and has the power to travel great distances.

  #notthefather A photo posted by Megan Fox (@the_native_tiger) on Apr 12, 2016 at 12:47pm PDT Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third…

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Farrah Abraham Said An Uber Driver Tried To Assault HerBy toddMarch 07, 2016
Farrah Abraham Said An Uber Driver Tried To Assault Her


Farrah Abraham entire existence is why some people think Bill Cosby is innocent. Take it away, Farrah. 

Abraham tells Us Weekly exclusively that the incident took place when she was on her way from Jericho Gardens to a friend’s house in the Hamptons at 2:30 a.m. “It was very scary and I was very upset,” she said, adding that police were called. …“[The driver] kept trying to get money, saying he would go to the press and sue me since I shut my account down and wouldn’t pay him for a ride,” Abraham said of what happened after the altercation. “Obviously I told him to stop lying.”..“My non-boyfriend threw him in the window and almost broke his car window,” she said of her on-again, off-again boyfriend Simon Saran during her Farrah & Friends podcast on Thursday, March 3. “The Persian dude ran after me. The cops were like, ‘You’re harassing her,’ and I was like, ‘See, I told you!’ and then I went to bed.”

Man, Farrah was so distraught about the ordeal that she went to bed. I hope she at least filed a complaint. 

We have no record of a complaint from a rider on this trip,” Uber said in a statement to Us Weekly. “We have received a complaint from the driver. We review all feedback and safety allegations are taken seriously and investigated thoroughly.”

Basically, she needed to make up a story about an Uber driver threatening to “go to the press”, so she would have an excuse to “go to the press”. Is that how this works or am I missing something?


Farrah Abraham entire existence is why some people think Bill Cosby is innocent. Take it away, Farrah.  Abraham tells Us Weekly exclusively that the incident took place when she was on…

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Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

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Incorrect, CeeLo. Incorrect.By toddSeptember 02, 2014
Incorrect, CeeLo. Incorrect.

 

In October 2012, CeeLo Green slipped a woman some ecstasy, then she woke up in bed with him the next morning with no idea what happened. And like any normal person would, she thought, “yeah, maybe he slipped me this shit so he could have sex with me while I was unconscious” and filed a police report. His lawyer claims the pair had consensual sex and Green plead not guilty. No rape charges were filed due to lack of evidence, but on Friday, CeeLo pleaded no contest to a felony drug charge and was sentenced to three years probation and 45 days of community. Uhhh…then he went on Twitter.

“If someone is passed out they’re not even WITH you consciously,” he said, adding, “People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!!”

Look, I can understand that when you look like CeeLo Green, you might think the best course of action to facilitate sex is to render the woman incapacitated and unconscious so she’ll have no memory of it happening. I get that. And I’m not here to say what happened or what didn’t happen. The dude had his day in court, and for better or worse, that’s how it played out. I just want to know what fraternity CeeLo is pledging right now, because maybe I should pull him aside and tell him, that in my experience, sex is like waaaayyy better when the chick is awake and able to contribute equally to the two hours we both carved out of our busy schedules. If you have sex with a woman who is unconscious, uhh, that’s rape. There’s no possible way you can spin that, bruh. Sorry. If I wanted to have sex by myself, I can just jerk off. I’ve been doing it since I was 13, and I’ve become amazingly proficient at it. It cures headaches, helps you sleep, calms your nerves, but most importantly, it’s pretty fun. But you know what’s even better? A chick who does it for you. Some are really great at it! Just something to keep in the back of your mind for next time.

 

On a related note, four male students from North Carolina State University in Raleigh, where I lived for five years of my life, developed a nail polish that detects GBH, Rohypnol or Xanax when the polish is dipped into a woman’s drink. The four students developed this drug, because they all personally knew victims of sexual assault then identified a problem and found a way to prevent it. But then….feminists happened. They shit all over it. Maybe because four dudes came up with the idea first. Why you might ask? Because, and I’m quoting here, “I Shouldn’t Have To Dip My Nails In A Drink To Reduce My Risk Of Rape”. Yes, it doesn’t get to the root cause of rape, but tell you what, until we figure that shit out, slap on that fucking nail polish, so your actual risk goes way down. Unfortunately we don’t live in a Vagina Utopia where each one is respected and walked home without incident, but sadly, that’s not the case. The LoJack on my truck doesn’t get to the root cause of  grand larceny either, but guess what? This coffee shop has a pretty big window and I can clearly see my truck. Like, I’m waving to it right now. It’s not waving back, because we as a society haven’t progressed that far technologically.

  In October 2012, CeeLo Green slipped a woman some ecstasy, then she woke up in bed with him the next morning with no idea what happened. And like any…

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Here’s Angelina Jolie’s Wedding DressBy toddSeptember 02, 2014
Here’s Angelina Jolie’s Wedding Dress

 

Sure, you can call Angelina Jolie a homewrecker if your husband or boyfriend left you for another woman and that’s how you’re able to cope and process your situation, but that won’t stop her from being the most perfect woman alive.

Even Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

Between naked leaks and this picture being posted to dream wedding albums on Pintrest, the Internet might not be here tomorrow.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Loves BikinisBy toddJanuary 25, 2010

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Due to decency laws and fear of exploding the Internet, Alessandra Ambrosio and her insanely hot ass can’t walk around naked, so she just wears a bikini a lot. Like this one. Not to brag or anything, but you see the orange ball in pic #2? Yeah, I’ve hit that five times already. No more unforeseen dry cleaning bills! No more burning eyes! Ladies, call today for your free precision and accuracy demonstration and consultation!!

Due to decency laws and fear of exploding the Internet, Alessandra Ambrosio and her insanely hot ass can’t walk around naked, so she just wears a bikini a lot. Like…

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Candice Swanepoel Says Good MorningBy toddJanuary 25, 2010
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I’d be more than happy to leave my MS paint masterpiece of Pocahontas as the top post all day for the world to enjoy, but the people who pay me say I have to update this thing once in a while, so here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. There, is that updated enough?! When will I ever be good enough for you?!

I’d be more than happy to leave my MS paint masterpiece of Pocahontas as the top post all day for the world to enjoy, but the people who pay me…

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Olivia Wilde In Italian GQBy toddJanuary 24, 2010

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I’m not entirely sure I could think of anything better than Olivia Wilde on a couch with her ass in the air, so here she is in Italian GQ in what historians will later call the greatest pictures in the history of Sunday, January 24th. Mostly because these pictures make me want to put on a bib.

I’m not entirely sure I could think of anything better than Olivia Wilde on a couch with her ass in the air, so here she is in Italian GQ in…

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