Anastasia Ashley Because It’s FridayBy toddNovember 08, 2013
Anastasia Ashley Because It’s Friday

 

Hey, guys. It's Friday. We all love Friday. We also love Anastasia Ashley's butt. So what could be better that seeing Anastasia Ashley's butt on Friday? Ok, I guess Saturday morning. She surfs a lot, so a cool pickup line for a shark would be, "hey, gurl is your ass a Cuban refugee cuz I'd like to eat that". No charge on that one, sharks. Go with love.

 

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  Hey, guys. It's Friday. We all love Friday. We also love Anastasia Ashley's butt. So what could be better that seeing Anastasia Ashley's butt on Friday? Ok, I guess…

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It’s Kate Upton Getting Her Body Painted, LinksBy toddNovember 08, 2013

 

Tati Neves’ Reputation Has Been Cleared! [Dlisted]

Just in Case You Forgot How Adorable Ricky Martin Is … [Fishwrapper]

Abbey Clancy Reveals White Thong Panties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Working On Her Body! [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Seriously Sexy In Lingerie For Flaunt Magazine [Popoholic]

Terry Richardson shot Gisele (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Janice Dickinson got blasted in the head by a closing parking garage gate [TMZ]

Gwyneth Paltrow asking her A-list friends to ‘boycott’ Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar party [Celebitchy]

Lena Gercke Gets Leggy @ GQ Men of the Year Awards [Moe Jackson]

Disney sets Star Wars Episode VII release date for December 18th, 2015 [Film Drunk]

Kris Jenner was in tears when Kim's sex tape was released [Celebslam

Things You Didn't Know About Will Ferrell [COED Magazine]

Patrice Wilson’s Videos are Getting Creepier [The Blemish]

Lana Del Rey Prays To John Wayne [Evil Beet Gossip]

Victoria Hand, Meet the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. [Crave Online]

Lady Gaga is going to perform in space [Popbytes]

Selena Gomez Reveals Deeply Personal Meaning Behind New Tattoo [Hollywood Life]

  Tati Neves’ Reputation Has Been Cleared! [Dlisted] Just in Case You Forgot How Adorable Ricky Martin Is … [Fishwrapper] Abbey Clancy Reveals White Thong Panties (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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Jennifer Lawrence Cut All Her Hair OffBy toddNovember 07, 2013
Jennifer Lawrence Cut All Her Hair Off

 

Much like dudes who wear Affliction and Axe, I'll never get why seemingly hot women feel the need to chop all their hair off. So now my penis is confused when it looks at Jennifer Lawrence. Ladies, please don't make my penis confused. And don't cut your hair like this unless you're a detective or leading the French army in 1429. Thank you. Have a good day.

 

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  Much like dudes who wear Affliction and Axe, I'll never get why seemingly hot women feel the need to chop all their hair off. So now my penis is…

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The New ‘Robocop’ Trailer Has More Samuel L. JacksonBy toddNovember 07, 2013

 

The second trailer for the remake of Robocop hit online today, and despite Alex Murphy getting hit by a drone (oohh topical! edgy! modern!) instead of getting blasted to pieces by a shotgun, the new trailer has Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Keaton, Omar Little, and that one guy from that one thing. Also, Robocop's new mask was apparently made from the hood of Knight Rider's car. So I guess that's cool.

  The second trailer for the remake of Robocop hit online today, and despite Alex Murphy getting hit by a drone (oohh topical! edgy! modern!) instead of getting blasted to…
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Justin Bieber Will Never Go Back To BrazilBy toddNovember 07, 2013
Justin Bieber Will Never Go Back To Brazil

 
 
Hey, remember when Wigger King Justin Bieber was spray painting buildings in Rio De Janeiro before banging hookers? Turns out that building was a $46M luxury hotel. And it Brazil, that means up to a year in jail. Oops. The Daily Mail reports:
 

Justin Bieber is wanted by police in Rio de Janeiro for spraying a hotel wall with graffiti. An inquiry has been started into the 'act of vandalism' by the singer after he defaced the side of a £23 million hotel in the early hours of Tuesday morning. And a police spokesman said the Canadian could be arrested when he next tries to enter Brazil. The singer, 19, along with friends and bodyguards, was seen spraying the wall in the city's upmarket district of Sao Conrado at around 3am on Tuesday morning. As well as childish drawings of faces and baseball caps, the teen star scribbled phrases such as 'Bielibers 4 life' and 'respect privacy' on the side of the private property. The hotel – which is being renovated – was bought by a group of Brazilian businessman in 2009 for around £23 million. Local newspaper photographers trying to take pictures of the Canadian idol reportedly had to call police after being attacked by members of the singer's entourage. One paparazzo claimed he was left half-naked after having his clothes ripped off by Bieber's bodyguards. Another's car was reportedly pelted with bricks they had ripped from the cobblestone pavement. The singer was later reported to have stuck up his middle finger and shouted 'suck my d***' to photographers trying to snap him in the act. Graffiti is a considered a crime of vandalism in Brazil which carries a jail sentence of between three months to one year. According to civil police chief Antonio Ricardo, officers tried to locate the Canadian after he left the wall at around 6am.

 
Justin Bieber is a badass rebel who doesn't play by your rules of society, because he is a legendary pop artist who doesn't need to abide by laws to express his art. Right now he's probably going into his private jet's cockpit to fly the plane himself back to Brazil so he can land it right in front of the police station so he can walk right in anLOL I mean his punk ass will never go back to Brazil because they don't allow you to bring your bodyguards to jail with you.

    Hey, remember when Wigger King Justin Bieber was spray painting buildings in Rio De Janeiro before banging hookers? Turns out that building was a $46M luxury hotel. And…

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The 47th Annual CMA Awards Were Last NightBy toddNovember 07, 2013

Country music is dumb, but enough people listen to it so they have their own awards show, so the hillbilly Source Awards were last night. Specifically, the 47th Annual CMA Awards. I only know three people who were there, so here's Carrie Underwood (legs), Kellie Pickler (rack), and Taylor Swift (cold, dead vagina). Based on these pictures, the entire should have been a live feed of Carrie's legs doing various things. Great show, everybody.

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India Reynolds And Holly Peers Say Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 07, 2013
India Reynolds And Holly Peers Say Good Morning, Links

 

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner Can Add "Insensitive" and "Ill-Spoken" to Her Repertoire Now [Fishwrapper]

Claudia Romani's Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Wear A Condom, Wilmer Valderrama, Wear A Condom Now! [The Superficial]

Kelly Brook Busts Out For New Look [Hollywood Tuna]

Maitlyn Simmons Unleashes A Swimsuit Sizzle-Fest [Popoholic]

Jaimie Alexander is doing this marketing thing proper (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Motivational speaker Tony Robbins can get you laid [TMZ]

Will Smith cheats on Jada? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Lopez: ‘I have never had plastic surgery of any kind. #fact’ [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel Shows Off $10 Million Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra [Moe Jackson]

Thor: The Dark World is the Three Stooges of superhero movies [Film Drunk]

Kate Bosworth finally did a nude scene [Celebslam]

GLEE Star Naya Rivera Makes Cover of Rolling Stone: Here's Why [COED Magazine]

Janice Dickinson Has a Chinese Human Placenta Beauty Regimen [The Blemish]

Ariana Grande Claims To Have Photographed Demons And Was Visited By One [Evil Beet Gossip]

James Mangold in Talks to Write, Direct The Wolverine Sequel [Crave Online]

Charlie Sheen, the tiger blood-drinking fighter jet, has returned! [Popbytes]

CMA Awards Red Carpet: Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift & More [Hollywood Life]

 

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  Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess [Dlisted] Kylie Jenner Can Add "Insensitive" and "Ill-Spoken" to Her Repertoire Now [Fishwrapper] Claudia Romani's Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]…

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Here’s A Brazilian Prostitute Filming Justin Bieber SleepingBy toddNovember 07, 2013

 

So, remember all the Brazilian prostitutes Justin Bieber was banging? Well, one of them managed to sneak in her phone. Probably the most shocking thing about this video is that he doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.

  So, remember all the Brazilian prostitutes Justin Bieber was banging? Well, one of them managed to sneak in her phone. Probably the most shocking thing about this video is…

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Charlie Sheen’s Twins Are Violent Sociopaths In A “Zombie-Like State”By toddNovember 06, 2013
Charlie Sheen’s Twins Are Violent Sociopaths In A “Zombie-Like State”

 

When your father (Charlie Sheen) spends all his time infecting busted porn stars with tiger blood, and your mom (Brooke Mueller) is a crackhead who is rich enough to go to rehab instead of rotting in jail, sometimes you have to stay live with your dad's ex-wife (Denise Richards), because some people don't understand that you actually have take of kids once you have them. And since those are your parents, you repay your dad's ex-wife's kindness by making her life a constant, living nightmare because your DNA really left you no other choice. Luckily, Denise Richards has a choice. Bye, kids. TMZ reports:

Denise Richards has informed the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services she will NO LONGER care for the twins of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with DCFS tell TMZ … Denise wrote a letter to the agency, saying the kids are violent and out of control, and she says it's ALL Brooke's fault. DCFS sources say the letter details horrifying conduct.  Denise says Bob and Max often go into a "zombie-like state" — they repeatedly kick her dogs in the head and squeeze their heads with both hands while watching the dogs whimper in pain.  She also says the kids will flip from sweetly petting the dog to strangling the animals and lifting them off the ground by the neck. According to the letter, Denise would tell the kids they were hurting the dogs, and Bob and Max would reply that they wanted to hurt and kill the dogs. According to the letter, the violence is not limited to animals.  Denise says her daughters — Sam, Lola and Eloise — have been targets of the boys.  She says her daughters have been strangled, kicked in the head and stomach, scratched, bit, slapped, punched in the face and head, and spit on by Bob and Max.  Denise describes one incident which she seems to blame on Brooke — after visiting Mueller, Bob threw a toy at Sam's face and she had to go to the doctor. Denise says Bob and Max went to school in September and they have been problematic from the get-go.  She says Bob in particular has harmed other kids and punched and slapped teachers in the face.  Denise says the kids have also thrown their own feces into the bathroom of one of her daughters.


IDLYITW was lucky to get this exclusive video of Charlie Sheen's twins at Halloween. Pretty scary stuff:
 

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