Hey There, Jessica Lowndes & LinksBy toddAugust 30, 2013

Jesse Eisenberg's Feelings About Feeling Like a Douchebag Make Him More of a Douchebag [Fishwrapper]

Pam Anderson See Through Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Jamie Foxx Grabbed Katie Holmes’ Ass [The Superficial

Olivia Wilde’s Casual Fangirl Hotness [Popoholic]

Nicole Scherzinger Lets It Hang Out [Hollywood Tuna]

Shailene Woodley Is The Earthy Forest Girl Version Of GOOP [Dlisted]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Ireland Baldwin posted some bikini pics (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Lena Dunham covers Marie Claire UK [Lainey Gossip]

Duchess Kate has lost all of her baby weight in just 5 weeks [Celebitchy]

Emmanuelle Chriqui Shows Off Her Bikini Body [Moe Jackson]

The world lost another memorable character actor this week in Murray Gershenz [Film Drunk]

Tricia Helfer taking side boob to a whole new level [Celebslam]

40 Reasons To Rush A Fraternity This Fall [COED Magazine]

Miley Cyrus Has a Photo Shoot for ‘Bangerz’ [The Blemish]

Kate Moss Has A Secret Instagram [Evil Beet Gossip]

More Casting Rumors for Star Wars Episode VII [Crave Online]

Kanye West is doing a remix with Miley Cyrus [Popbytes]

Jesse Eisenberg's Feelings About Feeling Like a Douchebag Make Him More of a Douchebag [Fishwrapper] Pam Anderson See Through Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Jamie Foxx Grabbed Katie Holmes’…

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Hey, Guys. Hayden Panettiere Wants You To Notice Her ButtBy toddAugust 29, 2013

I'm gonna be honest for a minute here, I've never really understood the appeal of Hayden Panettiere. And now that she has bangs, my penis is in the next room waiting for me to finish writing this. She's like, what? 4'5"? I might be overestimating, but these pictures are apparently popular today so I'm posting them. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but I'd feel weird after. Like I'd have to get her an ice cream cone and take her on a ride on a ferris wheel so she wouldn't tell anybody.

I'm gonna be honest for a minute here, I've never really understood the appeal of Hayden Panettiere. And now that she has bangs, my penis is in the next room…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Michael JacksonBy toddJuly 12, 2010

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Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed. Not only is she on Dilaudid (prescribed heroin, basically), Lindsay is taking Zoloft, Trazodone, and Nexium. How does she get all of these with such ease? Hold on to your goddamn hat.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she would go to six different doctors for prescriptions. One source says, “When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.” We’re told Lindsay has doctors both in Los Angeles and New York — even one of her past rehab facilities still prescribes her meds. As we first reported, Lindsay has prescriptions for: Zoloft (antidepressant), Trazodone (antidepressant), Adderall (stimulant to control ADHD), Nexium (acid reflux) and the extremely powerful painkiller Dilaudid. We’re told Lindsay “would get a large supply every time” she visited a doctor.

A “large supply every time”? Did this bitch get an amputation recently that we don’t know about? Is her psychiatrist making her wear the jacket? Why the hell does she need this much drugs? The only thing that should be in Lindsay’s blood is Plan B and T-cells that just made the endangered species list.

Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed….

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