Lady Gaga Is SuingBy toddSeptember 17, 2010

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You’d think that an egomaniac and manufactured pop star whose songs are about how every guy wants to bang her even though she looks like the 4th runner up in a transvestite contest would be happy that people would want to have sex with a better looking version of her. I guess not.
MTV UK
reports:

Lady GaGa has taken legal action against a company making a blow-up doll that looks like her, according to reports. A firm called Pipedream Products was selling a ‘Lady Gag Gag Love Doll’ earlier this year, but has now been forced to withdraw the product. GaGa’s people apparently said the doll was a copyright infringement on the star…

Lady Gaga looks like Gargamel, so she should be happy that people would think the chick on the box was her. Because if it was, I’d be more apt to tolerate her god awful music and her even more unbearable sense of self-worth. Look, you wear meat dresses and Kermit the frog as a hat. And your lyrics sound like a rejected poem from Highlights magazine. I have no idea why these weren’t sold with a complimentary bottle of lighter fluid.

btw, this is required reading. there will be a test tomorrow.

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Jessica Simpson Was A Good ChoiceBy toddSeptember 16, 2010

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Jessica Simpson celebrated the launch of the Macy’s “Find Your Magic” campaign at Macy’s Herald Square yesterday, and as usual, she brought her unbridled sexiness and intimidating intelligence to a department store where it all comes together. I don’t know what magic Jessica Simpson has found, but I’m pretty sure beans are involved.

Jessica Simpson celebrated the launch of the Macy’s “Find Your Magic” campaign at Macy’s Herald Square yesterday, and as usual, she brought her unbridled sexiness and intimidating intelligence to a…

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Anna Kournikova Does MaximBy toddSeptember 16, 2010

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I’m gonna say this to make myself feel important, but this post was quoted in a 2007 issue of Maxim (thanks to Jesus and Jenny), but then you realize it’s Maxim and it’s 2010 and they have Anna Kournikova on the cover. Man, I can’t wait for next month when they have the cast of Charmed and an interview with up and coming actress Carmen Electra. Pre-order your copy today!

I’m gonna say this to make myself feel important, but this post was quoted in a 2007 issue of Maxim (thanks to Jesus and Jenny), but then you realize it’s…

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Nope, Not Gay At AllBy toddSeptember 16, 2010

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Herpes infected guido, Mike Sorrentino, finally took his cast photo for Dancing With The Stars, and I don’t know about you, but I wonder how much he charges German men to shit on his chest in a bathtub. I don’t want to tell him how to run his business, but he could probably charge more since he’s famous.

Herpes infected guido, Mike Sorrentino, finally took his cast photo for Dancing With The Stars, and I don’t know about you, but I wonder how much he charges German men…

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Christina Hendricks Won’t Get NakedBy toddSeptember 15, 2010

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Man, I guess we’ll never know. ShowbizSpy reports:

The busty Mad Men star is keen to break into movies — but is adamant she won’t be taking her clothes off, sources say. “Christina is riding the crest of a wave right now and the offers are flooding in,” says a source close to the star. “She would love to do more movies and is in the process of considering projects to tie in with the show’s hiatus. She has noticed though that a good number of roles she’s being offered require her to go nude. “Clearly everyone wants to see more of Christina but she doesn’t want to be over exposed in the wrong way.”

The Internet tells me that I am massive homosexual who likes to have sex with 10-year old boys because I had the audacity to question her citizenship of Mt. Olympus and point out the fact that it wouldn’t hurt Christina Hendricks to join a body boot camp. It’s hard to penetrate such flawless logic, so I guess I’m left wondering why Christina Hendricks won’t get naked. When she’s in a dress and heels everything looks like it wants to come out anyway, so what’s the hold up? She makes it a point to make sure we see half of her tits at all times, so why not take them all out? Hogwarts hasn’t developed an anti-gravity spell? I’m so confused right now.

Man, I guess we’ll never know. ShowbizSpy reports: The busty Mad Men star is keen to break into movies — but is adamant she won’t be taking her clothes off,…

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Coco Is A ModelBy toddSeptember 15, 2010
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You can  see the rest of Coco walking the runway for the Sachika Twins S/S 2011 Fashion Show yesterday during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York, but trust me, it's not gonna get any better. Or worse. Because I really can't tell if this picture makes me want to check out the Sachika Twins' fall line or go to Boston Market.

You can  see the rest of Coco walking the runway for the Sachika Twins S/S 2011 Fashion Show yesterday during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York, but trust me,…

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Lindsay Lohan Does One Thing RightBy toddSeptember 14, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan pissed away whatever career she thought she might have had on dick and speedballs, but if there is one thing she can do right it’s dressing up in slutty outfits and looking like she wants you to help her study for her airtighting final.

Lindsay Lohan pissed away whatever career she thought she might have had on dick and speedballs, but if there is one thing she can do right it’s dressing up in…

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Kim Kardashian Is A Blowup Sex DollBy toddSeptember 14, 2010

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This might be a little redundant at this point. Splash News says:

TV beauty Kim Kardashian is likely to be feeling a little deflated when she finds out she’s been made into a blow-up sex doll called “Kinky Kim”. The box for the x-rated inflatable pokes fun at Kim’s raunchy ads for burger chain Carl’s Jr. On the front a Kim-lookalike model seductively tucking into a burger, while on the back she poses naked with just a piece of lettuce and two tomatoes to protecti a modesty. The doll is the latest in the ‘Super Stars Series’ from adult novelty manufacturer Pipedream Products.

“3 Hungry Holes!”, “Guess what? No more Bush!”, “I Could Use Some Nuts Right Now!”….I don’t know who has the job of writing for Pipedream Products, but it’s obvious they were hired for their subtlety.

This might be a little redundant at this point. Splash News says: TV beauty Kim Kardashian is likely to be feeling a little deflated when she finds out she’s been…

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