Kelly Preston Is Giving BirthBy jessNovember 14, 2010
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Actress and longtime beard of John Travolta, Kelly Preston, is giving birth to the couple’s third child. Radar Online reports:

John Travolta has rushed home from a promotional trip in Australia after receiving word that pregnant wife Kelly Preston has gone into labor.

The 56-year-old Grease star was due in Perth for a charity event but abruptly cancelled to pilot his own flight back to the United States.

Travolta made good on his promise that if his Preston “goes into labor, I’ll have to take the plane straight back on a 22-hour flight”.

Their baby wasn’t due until November 26, but like me, it popped out just a little prematurely. Because seriously, who the fuck wants to be a Sagittarius?

Here’s Kelly Brook at the EMAs, because she and Kelly Preston have the same first name and both spark premature things.

Actress and longtime beard of John Travolta, Kelly Preston, is giving birth to the couple’s third child. Radar Online reports: John Travolta has rushed home from a promotional trip in…

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Tiger Woods Is Sorry. Again. Not Really.By toddMarch 22, 2010
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Tiger agreed to his first interview since his wife cracked his head with a 3-wood back on November 27th, and finally we can put all this behind us. With a hard-nosed interviewer and Tiger’s desire to open up once and for all, and with such humble answers as “that’s a private matter”, “that’s also a private matter”, “that’s between Elin and myself”, and “once again, that’s between Elin and myself,” Tiger left no room for further speculation and distrust. Except for with his whores. He might want to get a prepaid cell phone this time.

Note: Seriously, why the fuck does he agree to do this shit? Instead of “answering” these obviously rehearsed and pre-screened questions, ESPN should have just filmed him with his hands over his ears and shaking his head with his eyes closed screaming “La la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la!!!”

Tiger agreed to his first interview since his wife cracked his head with a 3-wood back on November 27th, and finally we can put all this behind us. With a…

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Brittany Murphy Loved Drugs, Pt. 4By toddMarch 21, 2010

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Seriously, are we still going with “pneumonia”?

TMZ has learned Brittany Murphy used her own name — besides the alias Lola Manilow Murphy — to secure an array of prescription drugs. Sources tell us between 2003-2009, Brittany had scores of prescriptions filled for 32 different drugs … and that was at just one L.A. pharmacy — and it’s not Eddie’s Pharmacy, the one that cut her off 4 months before her death because the owner feared an accident loomed. The drugs included Inderal and Propranolol (high blood pressure), Sarafem (a type of Prozac), chlordiazepoxide (sedative), promethazine (sedative), and four different drugs for asthma. Also on the list — a number of antibiotic and allergy medications. Brittany had a prescription filled five times for Biaxin — a drug used to treat, among other things, pneumonia. The Coroner ruled Murphy died an accidental death caused by “community acquired pneumonia.”

Damn, bitch. Take enough pills? I bet they buried her with her cell phone, so she could call in prescriptions. Christ, who needs magic beans when you can stack and climb up all the bottles that say “Brittany Murphy”.

Seriously, are we still going with “pneumonia”? TMZ has learned Brittany Murphy used her own name — besides the alias Lola Manilow Murphy — to secure an array of prescription…

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Kelly Carlson Is DifferentBy toddMarch 21, 2010

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Kelly Carlson plays, Kimber, the ex-porn star with the heart and vagina of gold on Nip/Tuck, and she attended an event I didn’t bother to look up this weekend, and the discerning eye will notice that she’s now a brunette. Not that it really matters to me. She could have braided intestines for hair and I’d still cum at least once.

Kelly Carlson plays, Kimber, the ex-porn star with the heart and vagina of gold on Nip/Tuck, and she attended an event I didn’t bother to look up this weekend, and…

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Brittany Murphy Loved Drugs, Pt. 3By toddMarch 20, 2010

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Since it’s frontier times, many healthy 32-year old’s succumb to the pneumonia plague like Brittany Murphy. I hope one day science can come up with a way to stop this epidemic that are killing our young. Oh, and if they could come up with a way for women not to have babies squatting by a tree alone while biting down on a stick, that would be great, too.

TMZ has learned Brittany Murphy received no fewer than 200 pills every month from January 2008 through August 2009 … and sometimes as many as 400. As we first reported, Murphy used an alias — Lola Manilow Murphy — at Eddie’s Pharmacy in Los Angeles for nearly two years … before the pharmacy finally cut her off 4 months before her death. Pharmacy records show Murphy was getting regular scrips for hydrocodone (Vicodin), clonazepam and Klonopin (anti-anxiety), and Vicoprofen (a Vicodin/ibuprofen combo) — doubling up on some prescriptions on certain months. For example, one month Murphy was prescribed 200 hydrocodone and 100 clonazepam; another month it was 300 Vicoprofen and 100 Klonopin. All the prescriptions were prescribed by Dr. Richard Kroop — we’re told investigators paid a visit to Kroop on Friday afternoon.

So in closing, as stated previously, this wasn’t some tragic accident. Unless tragic accidents can be averted by not sucking up prescription meds like a Dyson. I wouldn’t take 400 one-a-day Jedi pills a month, much less hydrocodone. You know, except for my ExtenZe. I should be at 4″ by the summer. Look out ladies!

Since it’s frontier times, many healthy 32-year old’s succumb to the pneumonia plague like Brittany Murphy. I hope one day science can come up with a way to stop this…

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Hold Still Please, Ma’amBy toddMarch 19, 2010

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With all the Michelle Bombshell stuff yesterday, I apparently missed these pics of Heidi Montag filming The Hills in a ridiculously short skirt and shorts. I realize she’s had more work than the Millennium Falcon, but my penis isn’t here to judge. He’s here to pound her vagina until it looks like something a kindergartner made out of play-doh. That doesn’t necessarily make me a bad person. It’s him! It’s him, I tell ya!

With all the Michelle Bombshell stuff yesterday, I apparently missed these pics of Heidi Montag filming The Hills in a ridiculously short skirt and shorts. I realize she’s had more…

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Michelle Bombshell Doesn’t Care About Black PeopleBy toddMarch 19, 2010

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TMZ has obtained pictues of Michelle Bombshell posing as an unsexy Nazi in a photoshoot in which they really didn’t need to convince her to be enthusiastic.

TMZ has obtained the shocking photos of Michelle McGee, which were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic. In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics). In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”

I guess what they are trying to say here is that if Sandra Bullock was married to LeBron James instead of Jesse James, they would probably still be happily married. I don’t know. I get the feeling this chick might be racist.

If you just ate, I apologize:

TMZ has obtained pictues of Michelle Bombshell posing as an unsexy Nazi in a photoshoot in which they really didn’t need to convince her to be enthusiastic. TMZ has obtained…

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Right This Way, Ma’amBy toddMarch 18, 2010

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Audrina Patridge went to the Nail Garden on Ventura Boulevard yesterday and hopefully she wasn’t looking for a dress that fit, because if her huge rack could permanently hang out that would be great. I realize she’s a vapid whore with comically high sense of self-worth, but I’m just trying to titty fuck her, not discuss Pollock’s springs period.

Audrina Patridge went to the Nail Garden on Ventura Boulevard yesterday and hopefully she wasn’t looking for a dress that fit, because if her huge rack could permanently hang out…

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Sandra Bullock Is GoneBy toddMarch 18, 2010
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As expected, Sandra Bullock said peace bitch. People reports:

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are not living under the same roof right now. The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE. Bullock, 45, left on Monday, the source says. Bullock, who won her first Oscar – a Best Actress award – for The Blind Side on March 7, also abruptly canceled a trip to Europe for the London premiere of the film.

 

I know this is usually the time I make fun of somebody, but damn. Did you see Bullock's Oscar speech? If Jesse James doesn't hang himself, he should at least go shopping for guillotines. They're pretty painless I hear.

Note: The banner pic is Michelle Bombshell, the tattoo fetish model that Jesse James was banging. Seriously.  You know, if you're into that sorta thing. You fuckin weirdo.

 



 

 



 

As expected, Sandra Bullock said peace bitch. People reports: Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are not living under the same roof right now. The actress left the Southern California house…

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Pretty Wild Super New SundaysBy toddMarch 18, 2010


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