Jennifer Lawrence Voted Most Desirable Woman Of 2013By toddDecember 12, 2012



Jennifer Lawrence was voted AskMen‘s Most Desirable Woman of 2013 with Mila Kunis, Kate Upton, Rihanna, and Emma Stone rounding out the top 5. Oh, and by the way, remember when Kim Kardashian was #8 last year? She fell 90 spots to #98 this year. So if there are any fair virgins in and around the Calabasas area, AVOID Kris Jenner. She’s coming for your blood. YOUR BLOOD, I SAY!

In 2012, sultry 22-year-old actress Jennifer Lawrence achieved wide recognition by playing heroine Katniss Everdeen in the highly anticipated film adaptation of The Hunger Games. Based on her performance in the film, Rolling Stone named her “the most talented young actress in America.” Now that’s some high praise. But Jennifer’s real breakout role was playing Ree in 2010’s Winter’s Bone for which she was nominated for an Oscar. This past September, Lawrence reprised her role as Katniss as production began on The Hunger Games sequel. In 2012 Jennifer also starred alongside Elisabeth Shue in House at the End of the Street and with Bradley Cooper in Silver Linings Playbook.

Women everywhere (especially on the Internet), think lists like these perpetuate the belief that a woman’s worth is based solely on how she looks in a bikini and how many guys want to fuck her, when in reality it’s solely based on her cup size-to- waist ratio and how often she sits in complete silence making you another drink. I only bring this up, because the 2013 list is now being heralded by women because it apparently shows that a “normal woman” can be considered most desirable. So, just to clear this up, Jennifer Lawrence is only not normal in Hollywood or in magazines. She’s hot as fuck in real life. If she worked at your job, you’d be talking shit about her and not allowing her around your boyfriend. Because, you know, bitches be crazy. Hope that clears everything up, ladies!

Jennifer Lawrence was voted AskMen‘s Most Desirable Woman of 2013 with Mila Kunis, Kate Upton, Rihanna, and Emma Stone rounding out the top 5. Oh, and by the way, remember…

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Charlie Sheen Gave $75K To A Little Girl’s Cancer FundBy toddDecember 11, 2012



BREAKING: A positive Charlie Sheen story. TMZ reports:

Charlie was recently having a conversation with a Hermosa Beach police officer (don’t worry he was not being arrested) and learned about a cop whose 10-year-old daughter Jasmine had been diagnosed with Childhood Rhabdomyosarcoma. FYI — CR is a nasty form of cancer that occurs in the muscle tissue and requires over a year of expensive medical treatments like chemo and radiation therapy. We’re told … Charlie told the officer, “No parent should have to watch their kid go through that” … and vowed to help. The next day Charlie fired off a check for $75,000 to the Hermosa Beach Police Assoc. — which had started a fund in Jasmine’s honor.

Say whatever you bad stuff you want about Charlie Sheen, and since that would probably take all day, so we’ll just congratulate Sheen on his recent hobby of passing out money to females who will probably die soon.

BREAKING: A positive Charlie Sheen story. TMZ reports: Charlie was recently having a conversation with a Hermosa Beach police officer (don’t worry he was not being arrested) and learned about…

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Hayden Panettiere Is SingleBy toddDecember 11, 2012



Hayden Panettiere and ex-NFL player Scotty McKnight have split. I know, your world is spinning off its axis. TMZ reports:

Hayden Panettiere and her football player boyfriend Scotty McKnight are officially broken up … this according to sources close to the couple. Sources tell us … the two broke up a couple of weeks ago … but it wasn’t a nasty breakup. We’re told the two are still “really good friends.” One source tells us, “They will probably be back together sometime down the road.” Scotty — who played for the NY Jets — is the 2nd pro athlete Hayden has dated — she was with pro boxer Wladimir Klitschko for a year and a half starting in late 2010.

I don’t know why they broke up, but keep in mind that Scotty McKnight was waived by the Jets in August. The Jets. Their starting QB doesn’t know how a football works, and their backup QB is just holding a clipboard until he has enough endorsement money to open a megachurch. So I guess what I’m saying is that you have to be pretty bad to be cut from the Jets.

Hayden Panettiere and ex-NFL player Scotty McKnight have split. I know, your world is spinning off its axis. TMZ reports: Hayden Panettiere and her football player boyfriend Scotty McKnight are…

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