Holly Peers Does NUTSBy toddDecember 08, 2010
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If you're wondering "who is Holly Peers and why is she on this site?", first accept that you're gay, and second, please know that my mom and all her hippie friends on base housing got pregnant at the same time. And while our dad's were at work, they would smoke weed and pass around each others kids to breastfeed. They did that every day until my day got stationed in North Carolina. My dad got stationed in North Carolina when I was four. These pictures of Holly Peers and I make a lot more sense now, don't we?

Wow, look at that one! And that one! How exciting!

If you're wondering "who is Holly Peers and why is she on this site?", first accept that you're gay, and second, please know that my mom and all her hippie…

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Yeah, Sooo….This HappenedBy toddDecember 08, 2010

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Here’s Christina Aguilera in some leaked pics (supposedly taken in April 2010), and ummm, yeah. That’s pretty much it. Christina Aguilera naked surrounded by shoes and I’m gonna guess a lot of heroin.

Here’s Christina Aguilera in some leaked pics (supposedly taken in April 2010), and ummm, yeah. That’s pretty much it. Christina Aguilera naked surrounded by shoes and I’m gonna guess a…

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Miley Cyrus Is Drunk Some MoreBy toddDecember 08, 2010

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I have no idea what Miley Cyrus is doing here in more of these leaked phone pics, but I’m guessing that the suggestion of anal wasn’t completely off the table that night.

I have no idea what Miley Cyrus is doing here in more of these leaked phone pics, but I’m guessing that the suggestion of anal wasn’t completely off the table…

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Kelly Brook. In This Dress. That Is All.By toddDecember 08, 2010

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The British Fashion Awards were last night and Kelly Brook showed up in this. I really don’t know the science behind it, but if I ever stuck my penis in her, I’m pretty sure it would gain the power of flight where it would fly around the world healing the sick and performing other acts of miraculous wonder.

The British Fashion Awards were last night and Kelly Brook showed up in this. I really don’t know the science behind it, but if I ever stuck my penis in…

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TSA RAPE KONG!!!!By toddDecember 07, 2010

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Kong Kardashian and the rest of the Armenian sluts were on George Lopez last night, and Kong anGRY BECAUSE TSA PAT HER DOWN AND TOUCH KONG’S ASSSSS ROOAAAAARRR!!! Radar Online reports:

In comments that are certain to stir controversy and outrage, Khloe Kardashian compared airport security to being raped in public. Khloe made the statements on George Lopez’s TV show Monday, talking about the TSA’s pat down security procedure. “Well, they basically are just raping you in public,” she said. ” I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get patted down. I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey. “But the people are so aggressive. It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down. “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate.” “And they are so aggressive and forceful.” While the audience was mostly silent during Khloe’s bizarre attempt at humor, Lopez saved his guest by bringing the interview back around and getting the audience to laugh. Khloe was on the show promoting the family’s new book Kardashian Konfidential.

People always tell me that Khloe is the “cool one” and the “funny one”, but sorry. No she’s not. She’s Bigfoot with a flat iron. And of course she doesn’t want the X-ray to see everything. I bet it’s embarrassing to have a room full of people know your prostate is inflamed.

Kong Kardashian and the rest of the Armenian sluts were on George Lopez last night, and Kong anGRY BECAUSE TSA PAT HER DOWN AND TOUCH KONG’S ASSSSS ROOAAAAARRR!!! Radar Online…

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This Is The Love Interest In The FighterBy toddDecember 07, 2010

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Amy Adams also attended the LA premiere of The Fighter last night, not because they were filming an episode of Ghost Hunters, she was there because she plays Mark Wahlberg’s girlfriend in the movie. What in hell is this movie about? Do her and her two sisters tell MacBeth he’s gonna be king at some point? I’m confused, man.

Amy Adams also attended the LA premiere of The Fighter last night, not because they were filming an episode of Ghost Hunters, she was there because she plays Mark Wahlberg’s…

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“We Will Be Seeking Punitive Damages For Assault”By toddDecember 07, 2010

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Demi Lovato is in rehab for cocaine (here) and anger management issues (here), so suing her and demand that she pay for your plastic surgery might not be the best idea. Demi Lovato will cut a bitch. Radar Online reports:

The dancer Demi Lovato allegedly punched in the face is seeking medical treatment from a plastic surgeon and is taking action against the Disney star in a lawsuit which will be filed next week, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Alex Welch’s high-powered attorney, Donald Karpel, says that the injuries his client sustained warranted emergency medical care and further consultation from a cosmetic surgeon. Karpel also says Welch intends to take Lovato to court. “We will be filing a lawsuit next week,” said Karpel. “We will be seeking punitive damages for assault, battery and for mental stress.” The dancer — who was on tour with the Jonas Brothers and Lovato when the fight happened on a plane — says she has not received an apology yet. “To this day, I haven’t gotten an apology. I’ve heard nothing,” Welch told People. “That’s sad if you think that person is your friend.”

Whenever you see two teenage chicks in a battle, a spot on the cheerleading squad is at stake or they are stepping it up 2 the streets, so whatever. I just wanted to post this banner picture of Aretha Franklin and Demo Lovato. Aretha Franklin could cut off Demi’s head, hollow it out, and still need to go at least five cup sizes bigger.

Demi Lovato is in rehab for cocaine (here) and anger management issues (here), so suing her and demand that she pay for your plastic surgery might not be the best…

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Donald Trump Has Great HairBy toddDecember 06, 2010


The New England Patriots are beating the New York Jets like a GITMO prisoner right now, mostly because Tom Brady is throwing against defenders whose cleats were apparently made out of concrete. The commentators say it is due to Brady’s precision and pocket awareness, but Donald Trump‘s hair was just trying to wave and say hello. I think he’s a big fan.

The New England Patriots are beating the New York Jets like a GITMO prisoner right now, mostly because Tom Brady is throwing against defenders whose cleats were apparently made out…

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Alice’s WonderlandBy toddMarch 24, 2010
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I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.


 

 

I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.    

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Erin McNaught Is FashionableBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie just like that. He’s a distinguished gentleman of nobility and honor, cultured in the arts and sciences, skilled in the ways of seduction and small game hunting.

Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie…
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