Taylor Swift Says She’s ‘In A Magical Relationship’ With Calvin HarrisBy toddApril 14, 2016
Taylor Swift Says She’s ‘In A Magical Relationship’ With Calvin Harris


Ok, so we can talk about how Taylor Swift looks like her ex-scissoring friend Karlie Kloss here or we can discuss what she said in the new issue of Vogue. Both, I guess?

Calvin Harris is magic or something:

“I’m just taking things as they come,” Swift says. “I’m in a magical relationship right now. And of course I want it to be ours, and low-key . . . this is the one thing that’s been mine about my personal life.”

Calvin Harris is magic in the sense that he can get a handjob in a massage parlor and still force Taylor Swift to get a butt like this

People say mean things about her, but she has a plan or whatever:

“I’ve had people say really hurtful things about me, and so I’ve kind of learned how to gauge it: ‘This is, like, low-to-medium-level hurtful.’ There are a lot of really easy ways to dispel rumors. If they say you are pregnant, all you have to do is continue to not be pregnant and not have a baby. If the rumor is that you have fake friendships, all you have to do is continue to be there for each other. And when we’re all friends in fifteen years and raising our kids together, maybe somebody will look back and go, ‘That was kind of ridiculous what we said about Taylor and her friends.’”

I mean, it’s not like Taylor Swift says mean things about her ex-boyfriends in all her songs or anything like that. Or use the biggest platform she can find for sympathy. Nothing like that. Taylor Swift would never do anything like that. It’s hard to tell why people are so mean to her. 


Ok, so we can talk about how Taylor Swift looks like her ex-scissoring friend Karlie Kloss here or we can discuss what she said in the new issue of Vogue….

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Paris Hilton Did ‘Paper’By toddDecember 02, 2015

Paris Hilton‘s career died so that thousands more could live on a scripted reality series and sell waist trainers on Instagram, but she’s in Paper this month. They start the article with, “Globe-trotting model, business magnate and DJ Paris Hilton was as busy as ever this year”. That was nice of them. I’m sure she appreciated that.

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Adriana Lima Molested Her Wax FigureBy toddDecember 01, 2015

You have to give Madame Tussauds some credit since both Adriana Lima and her new wax figure realistically look dead inside while at the same time making Adriana Lima understand what its like to look at her. Nice job, Madame Tussauds. Quality craftsmanship. Also good job making sure this one will require less cleanings.

You have to give Madame Tussauds some credit since both Adriana Lima and her new wax figure realistically look dead inside while at the same time making Adriana Lima understand…

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Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson ConcertBy toddJune 06, 2013
Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide Because She Wasn’t Allowed To Go To A Marilyn Manson Concert

 

With a meat cleaver and painkillers. Seems like pretty reasonable response to hearing the word "no". The Sun reports:

MICHAEL Jackson’s daughter Paris attempted suicide after a blazing family row over going to a Marilyn Manson concert, it was claimed last night. The 15-year-old is said to have “flipped out” and screamed at a relative who stopped her seeing the shock rocker. She locked herself in her room, then reportedly cut her arm with a cleaver and took an overdose of painkillers. It is claimed she left a note and rang a suicide hotline.

Paris Jackson is a reminder that females start out as regular human beings until that first egg drops then shit just gets out of hand. Can't go to a concert? Think of the most overdramatic tantrum possible and ride it out until you get all the attention. Seems about right. I'm beginning to think unfertilized eggs are actual people because they obviously make the person hear voices.

 

  With a meat cleaver and painkillers. Seems like pretty reasonable response to hearing the word "no". The Sun reports: MICHAEL Jackson’s daughter Paris attempted suicide after a blazing family…

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Beyonce Says She’s Not PregnantBy toddJune 06, 2013

She didn't say anything about her surrogate though. Gossip Center reports:

During "CBS This Morning," co-host Gayle King told viewers, "There have been a lot of rumors about Beyoncé expecting. I got a call yesterday from Team Beyoncé, you guys, and they're basically saying, 'Stop the crazy, she is absolutely positively not pregnant at this time.' It's a crazy rumor that started that they can't seem to stop, and so they wanted us to…know she's not pregnant."

Roman Polanski should direct Beyonce's Baby next and instead of Satanism her neighbors are Illumanati because they need a new baby so Roc Nation Sports will be successful. Or something. Just tossing ideas around.

 

HAIL BLUE IVY!

 

She didn't say anything about her surrogate though. Gossip Center reports: During "CBS This Morning," co-host Gayle King told viewers, "There have been a lot of rumors about Beyoncé expecting….

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Sophia Vergara Is Wax, LinksBy toddJune 06, 2013

Kristina Rhianoff Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth [The Superficial]

Candice Swanepoel Gives Us A Double Dose Of New Bikini And Lingerie Sexiness [Popoholic]

Chloe Sims’ Impressive Lingerie Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Show Up to Melissa Lawrence's House Uninvited And She'll Sic Her Pit Bulls On You [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin Had A Bikini Malfunction [MyEx]

Amy Adams’ nipple in Elle UK (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Channing Tatum continues to give great interview [Lainey Gossip]

Rhys Ifans gives the ‘interview from hell’, tells interviewer to ‘f–k off’ [Celebitchy]

Top 5 Best Dressed at “The Bling Ring” L.A. Premiere [Moe Jackson]

Blackfish looks creepy as hell [Film Drunk]

Jennifer Lopez has an intimidating crotch [Celebslam]

Men are spending more time in the kitchen [COED Magazine]

The GoDaddy Kisser Is Now a Creeper [The Blemish]

Liam Gallagher Got In A Fight With Idris Elba [Evil Beet Gossip]
The New U2 Album: What We Know So Far [Crave Online]

Dina Lohan: Stiffed a $4,000 bill at a charity event? [Popbytes]

Kristina Rhianoff Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel Gives Us A Double…

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Katy Perry Also Has ThisBy toddJune 06, 2013

Like most things with a penis, I've been so focused on Katy Perry's boobs that I didn't realize she has a little ass on her. No wonder John Mayer can't quit this. God, what else have I missed? Wait, she has blue eyes?? Black hair?? Wait….hold up….she's white?! I should really start paying attention more.

Like most things with a penis, I've been so focused on Katy Perry's boobs that I didn't realize she has a little ass on her. No wonder John Mayer can't…

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