Ed Skrein Dropped Out Of ‘Hellboy’ Because He’s White. That Happened.By toddAugust 29, 2017
Ed Skrein Dropped Out Of ‘Hellboy’ Because He’s White. That Happened.

 

Ed Skrein was in Deadpool, then he got cast in the Hellboy reboot as Major Ben Daimio. In the comic book that character is Asian. Ed Skrein isn’t Asian. This made people MAD ONLINE, so he dropped out of the movie and wrote this thing and posted it on Twitter.

 


Damn. It sucks that fictional characters have to be same race when people make a movies about them, because I was really looking forward to Idris Elba as James Bond and Lakeith Stanfield as The Joker. I can’t believe…wait, sorry…I just received word that the “fictional character” argument only works if the fictional character is white. If the fictional character is white, it can be played by anyone of any race. Sorry for the confusion there. I guess white actors can just move behind the camera and make all the decisions, because we all know that true diversity begins and ends with what’s on the display shelf. Good job, everyone!

 

  Ed Skrein was in Deadpool, then he got cast in the Hellboy reboot as Major Ben Daimio. In the comic book that character is Asian. Ed Skrein isn’t Asian. This…
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Heidi Klum Was FailBy toddNovember 01, 2016
Heidi Klum Was Fail

 

I had a feeling as soon as I posted this, Heidi Klum would wipe that all away but goddamn, not like this. Apparently Heidi Klum’s costume this year was cloning herself by making other women(?) sit through makeup and prosthetics to look like her, but she failed to realize that regular women can’t look like Heidi Klum. No amount of makeup or rubber will do that. These chicks look like a drag show that was stopped because everyone realized it was a horrible mistake. Christ, this is depressing.

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  I had a feeling as soon as I posted this, Heidi Klum would wipe that all away but goddamn, not like this. Apparently Heidi Klum’s costume this year was…

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Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-OffensiveBy toddNovember 01, 2016
Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-Offensive

 

Each time you get offended by a Halloween costume, a white person secretly votes for Trump, so good thing Taylor Swift and her squad spent Halloween like they spend their lives: being as bland and boring as possible. Unless there’s a think piece about the black girl with rollers in her hair, this is pretty much the least “offensive thing” I’ve seen this year. The only one who should really bee offended is Martha Hunt, since Taylor called her “Martha Brady” instead of “Marcia Brady”.

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Zac Efron Got Beat Up By A Homeless GuyBy toddMarch 27, 2014
Zac Efron Got Beat Up By A Homeless Guy

 

"Guurrll, like, it was so scary. I almost died, because I was all like, 'I can't with this right now.'"

 

Zac Efron hasn't had the best year so far, and it looks like he's doing more dumb shit. Specifically, going to LA's Skid Row for some reason (drugs) and getting curb stomped by a homeless guy.

Zac Efron mysteriously ended up in a very bad area of downtown L.A. just after midnight Sunday … and ended up getting violently socked in the mouth by a sketchy transient … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard.  Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with at least 3 other people.  After breaking up the fight, cops questioned Zac. He told them they had run out of gas and were sitting in the car.  Zac said while waiting for a tow truck they threw a bottle out the window — he never said what was in the bottle — and it smashed on the pavement near a group of transients. Zac said the transients confronted him and the bodyguard because they believed the pair hurled the bottle at them. Zac says 2 of the transients attacked the bodyguard and when Zac got out of the car to help, he got cold cocked in the mouth. Zac said, "It was the hardest I've ever been hit in my life."
You'll recall … Zac mysteriously broke his jaw in November, saying he slipped on a pool of water in his home.  Zac was in rehab twice last year for cocaine abuse. The area where this occurred is rough. Cops are on high alert for drug deals and gangs.  One source says Zac was "obviously intoxicated." Law enforcement tells TMZ … no one was arrested because they viewed it as "mutual combat."

Everything about this story seems weird, but all of my LA storie seem weird too, so who am I to judge? But, I'd like to make it clear that I've never been beaten up by a homeless person before no matter what you've heard. Wait, you said that? She did? What else did she say? Be specific.

 

Also, did somebody say "Skid Row"? Awwww yeaaahhhhh, son.
 

  "Guurrll, like, it was so scary. I almost died, because I was all like, 'I can't with this right now.'"   Zac Efron hasn't had the best year so…

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DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This NowBy toddMarch 26, 2014

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)

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Kate Upton Is Back With Justin VerlanderBy toddJanuary 14, 2014
Kate Upton Is Back With Justin Verlander

 

Kate Upton broke up with Maxim Chernobyl last month, and now she's hanging out with her ex, Justin Verlander. They started dating in July 2012, and as expected, he had one of his best seasons. I have to think it's because he got to see this video every morning in real life. I know a friend who touched Kate Upton's boobs once gained the power to read minds.

 

 

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Olivia Wilde Is Having A BoyBy toddJanuary 14, 2014

May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports:

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st Annual Golden Globes ended on Sunday, Jan. 12. The 29-year-old beauty dressed her baby bump in an emerald sequined Gucci gown for the star-studded event. "Until about a week ago, I just looked fat!" she told People of selecting a floor-length gown. "I wanted to be like, 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!'"…The mom-to-be's son was quite active that evening. "He was kicking the whole time, going, 'Where are we?!'" said Wilde, who told E! News that she's due on May 4. The once-wed actress also revealed that she loves her new body. "It's great—I've never had boobs before!" joked the Drinking Buddies star.

That's cool, but I wonder what her next 20 kids will be? If I was Jason Sudeikis, I'd put her in a jean skirt and some Keds and do what comes naturally.

May Olivia Wilde's first child be a masculine child. E! reports: Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' first child will be a boy, the pregnant Her actress announced after the 71st…

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