Some San Diego Comic-Con 2016 StuffBy toddJuly 25, 2016
Some San Diego Comic-Con 2016 Stuff


So, San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was this weekend, and you’d know that if you had Internet. Which I assume you do if you’re reading this. Good job on that. Be sure to text your parents and thank them. Warner Bros. and DC should also thank who cut the Wonder Woman trailer, because goddamn. This trailer makes me want to get my ass kicked by Wonder Woman then ask for her autograph. I mean, for real. Goddamn. And Sony and Columbia Pictures should definitely take whatever money they have and invent a time machine so they can hire this person to cut the Ghostbusters trailer. Because, also, goddamn. Dude. Seriously. Just watch. 




Then, as expected, Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t just let us bask in that for a while, because they to step on their dicks and drop Justice League “footage”. Fans on Twitter tell me its not technically a trailer, so we can’t say anything bad about it, but you’v seen Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and now whatever the fuck is happening in this. I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Unless this turns out to be what it looks like: an overly long Aquaman Axe body spray commercial. But at least they added “jokes” and nobody looks like they want to kill themselves instead of fighting crime. They probably had to scrap Zack Snyder’s idea about Batman choking a baby.



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Tom Hiddleston Is Successfully Fulfilling His Contractual ObligationsBy toddJuly 22, 2016


Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with nowhere to turn after Kim Kardashian slayed the Boss Becky? Let Taylor Swift’s team of PR staff writers spin you a third act of a Garry Marshall movie. 

 “Taylor and Tom are in love with each other. He told her she is the kind of woman he wants to spend his life with,” the insider dishes. “They have gotten very close. She is enjoying the time off from working. She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music.”

“Writing during her travels” like she’s Cheryl Strayed hiking the Mojave Desert instead of flying in a private jet having Gigi Hadid take dictation while Tom drinks to feel nothing. You’re not selling me on this, guys. Not selling me at all. But this next part. I hope you’re sitting down. 



Are you sitting down? Please tell me you’re sitting down.
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  A photo posted by Taylor Swift Updates (@taylorswift.updates) on Jul 18, 2016 at 6:31am PDT Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with…

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Yanet Garcia Has Been Documented In NYCBy toddJuly 27, 2015

Donald Trump is leading all Republican nominees, because his message of hating Mexicans resonates with millions of Republicans. But most of those people can’t afford Internet and meth at the same time, so they’ve probably never seen Yanet Garcia. So if you haven’t, this is what her ass looks like in a dress. This is what it looks like not in a dress (brace yourselves). I’m pretty sure this is why El Chapo escaped. 

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Ashley Greene Is Being Sued For Burning Her Condo DownBy toddNovember 19, 2013
Ashley Greene Is Being Sued For Burning Her Condo Down

 

"They let me adopt these dogs after my last one burned to death under my bed. They don't look scared at all!" – Ashley Greene

 

Even though the fire that burned down her condo and killed one of her dogs was ruled accidental (lots of candles are apparently an accidental fire hazard), Ashley Greene has money and is famous, so the doorman (and four other residents) is now suing her because he happened to breathe in smoke. Poor guy. He should be completely financially compensated for having to endure a known hazard of his job. TMZ reports:

Ashley Greene is being sued over the fire she started in her West Hollywood apartment that killed her dog and injured the man who helped rescue fleeing residents. Adrian Mayorga just filed a lawsuit against the "Twilight" star — obtained by TMZ — in which he claims he was hurt while running through the smoke-filled hallways, while yelling and screaming for residents to flee.  The doorman claims he suffered exhaustion, dehydration and smoke inhalation and ended up in the hospital. Four residents in neighboring units have also sued, claiming the fire wreaked havoc on them with soot and water damage. The fire started when a candle in Ashley's unit set the sofa ablaze, killing her Fox Terrier, Marlo.  A second dog survived.

Although she could stand doing a thousand lunges and squats a day, Ashley Greene is hot, so this lawsuit should be thrown out on general principle. Does the doorman even have leaked naked pics that are easily available by a simple Google search? No? Then why are we even having this conversation? *Googles "Ashley Greene naked"*

  "They let me adopt these dogs after my last one burned to death under my bed. They don't look scared at all!" – Ashley Greene   Even though the…
‘Noah’ Has A TrailerBy toddNovember 15, 2013

 

The first official trailer for Darren Aronofsky's Noah hit last night, and it tells the story of the time God ordered the first genocide then kinda told Noah (Russell Crowe) in a dream or something that he was the only righteous man on Earth so her should build a boat big enough to fit two of each animal although a boat like that could never exist. Then after the flood was over, God told Noah to repopulate the Earth, so Noah's family had to bang each other (so good job on casting Emma Watson and Jennifer Connelly). What an inspiring story! To recap, the entire world is like one big Great Britain since we're basicaly all cousins.

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Pippa Middleton Is A Best-Selling Author. HAHA JKBy toddJanuary 07, 2013



When you tell a woman that she’s hot and give her attention, she believes she can do anything. So despite having an comically large inbred head and only being famous because he sister married their cousin who happened to be a prince, the world went apeshit for Pippa Middleton for about six months a while ago. So she took that as the rest of world would want to know her secrets for hosting a successful party. SPOILER: They didn’t. Radar Online reports:

Prince William’s sister-in-law’s hardcover book, Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends, published on October 30, has sold so poorly in England that WHSmith has just reduced the price from $40.63 to $10.16. In the 400 page book, Middleton gives her secrets to hosting a successful party, which includes recipes, crafts, traditional games, and trivia suitable for each occasion. But reviews have been scathing, with critics poking fun at Pippa’s tips for building bonfires and hanging donuts from trees and her obvious suggestions, such as, “ice goes great with drinks” and “a turkey at Christmas time is good for large gatherings.” One Amazon reviewer declared, “what a waste of dead trees.”

I’m not gonna lie, I bought this book yesterday. Did you know that you should buy candy for Halloween or that chicken is the main ingredient in fried chicken? I was amazed to find out that champagne is great in something called a “champagne glass”. Thanks, Pippa!

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This Is Why Lindsay Lohan Was In London (Hint: Prostitution)By kathyJanuary 04, 2013



Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there and how she was paying. Turns out some rich men will still pay crazy amounts for her company. The Daily Mail reports:

Lindsay Lohan will be able to pay off the IRS after earning more than $100,000 to celebrate New Year with the son of the Sultan of Brunei.
The troubled star, 26, was paid to fly to London to see in 2013 with Prince Haji Abdul Azim, where she was put up in the five-star Dorchester Hotel, along with her mother Dina – and was seen leaving the lavish party. The 30-year-old, celebrity-obsessed prince also paid Lionel Ritchie a whopping $250,000 to come sing for him and Pamela Anderson, a favorite, to come show herself off for $75,000 at the crazy bash.

So Lionel Ritchie is worth 2.5 Lindsay Lohans, but Pamela Anderson is worth $25,000 less. Poor Pam. Nothing says “past your prime” like not being considered as attractive or interesting as a drunk, pathologically lying ex-con.

Lindsay Lohan was in London over New Years, wearing fur and staying at a fancy hotel. Considering the IRS froze her bank accounts people were wonder why she was there…

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JWoww Posted A Video Of Her ButtBy toddJanuary 04, 2013


#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol

Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com


On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and her ass looked like THIS. And since her entire relevancy is predicated on how hot she is, however how misguided (hint: very misguided), she’s claiming the pictures were Photoshopped because apparently there is a vast conspiracy hellbent on discrediting her ass, so she posted a video to prove her ass doesn’t look like a pot of mash potatoes. So, I hope this video clears up any fears you may have had. Also, nice try with the high heels, fat ass.

#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick…

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Kim Kardashian Isn’t Real EnoughBy kathyJanuary 03, 2013



We all know every single thing Kris Jenner can possibly monetize about her daughter’s pregnancy will get sold and then shoved down America’s collective throat until we beg for mercy, but it turns out Kim‘s extensive plastic surgery might finally be hurting her the only place she can still feel it: her wallet. So far no one wants to pay her to lose the baby weight after she gives birth. HuffPo reports:

“Kim would love to get a paid gig like Jessica, but so far no one is interested,” a friend of the reality star tells The Huffington Post. “She plans to stay healthy during her pregnancy, but even so will gain baby weight that she would love to be paid to lose.” A Weight Watchers representative confirmed the company has no plans to work with Kim, adding that they have a long-term relationship with Jessica. Additionally, Jenny Craig told TMZ they are focusing on “real women,” not Kim.

Oh, buuuuuurn. What this really means is that Kim will get getting super fat long before most of us expected. Because you know she will hold on to that baby weight until someone, anyone gives her money to lose it. She’ll be begging on the streets of LA with a sign saying “Will Do Lunges For $$$.”

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