Demi Moore Looks Like FunBy toddDecember 10, 2012



As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is 50.

As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is…

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Jessica Alba is Queen of the MILFS, LinksBy kathyDecember 06, 2012



The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx]
Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a sudden [Popoholic]
The world is Adriana Lima‘s catwalk [Hollywood Tuna]
Anna Friel looks cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
That heroin addict Teen Mom is why Ke$ha does what she does [Dlisted]
Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter in Brazil (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kristen Wiig is in talks for Anchorman 2 [Celebuzz]
Kate Upton covers up for Vogue [Celebitchy]
Snoop says he smokes more than 80 blunts a day [COED Magazine]
…and here’s how he might roll them [College Humor]
[The Chive]
Top 10 naked stocking stuffers (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
More Victoria’s Secret models out and about [Moe Jackson]
Kanye West wants to make Khloe Kardashian hot [Celebslam]
John Travolta has a Christmas album [The Blemish]
The Grammy nominations are out [Evil Beet Gossip]
This LeAnn Rimes drama is getting out of hand [Amy Gindhouse]
The Duchess of Cambridge left the hospital [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway won the Les Miserables premiere [Egotastic]
Eminem‘s daughter did not insult Taylor Swift [Popcrush]
Johnny Depp is finally making Don Quixote [Film Drunk]
Rihanna‘s fashion show is coming to America [TooFab]
Jack White hates Lady Gaga [Popbytes]
Nick Cannon is charitable [Allie Is Wired]
Judd Apatow is 45 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Casey Affleck is taking on the Boston Strangler [ComingSoon]
Promo for the Mid-Season Finale of Arrow [Superhero Hype]
The 21 Best Graphic Novels of 2012 [Crave Online]
The best time lapse video ever [Viralosity]
Lindsay Lohan is stalking that guy from The Wanted [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian hit the gym [Splash News]
Miley Cyrus is almost bald now [Starcrush]

The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx] Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial] Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a…

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The CBS CEO Hates Angus T. JonesBy toddDecember 06, 2012



As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not to watch it. However, he didn’t mention giving back all the money he’s made from the show. I hope he saved some of it.
New York Post reports:

After Charlie Sheen, Les Moonves thinks that the Angus T. Jones controversy is a “piece of cake.” Still, the CBS exec admitted that Jones’ future on the show is still unclear. “I don’t know what our status is with him,” the CBS Corp. president and CEO said yesterday at The Wall Street Journal Viewpoints event. “We took this boy who started with us when he was eight years old, and it seemed to be what happens with child stars over the course of time.””He’s now making $300,000 per week which is not a bad salary for a 19-year-old kid, and he went on a religious channel and urged people not to watch the show because it was filth. By the way, he’s still collecting his $300,000 a week.”

Angus T. Jones later issued the most non-apology apology ever issued, but of course, like most Jesus freaks, he’s perfectly fine with collecting $300K an episode, because operates under the logic that doesn’t have to follow his own advice because Jesus will forgive him. I don’t know, if I went to a restaurant and said it was disgusting filth and told people not to eat there, chances are I wouldn’t go back the next week. You know, unless they were paying me to eat there and no other restaurant would let me in because I’ve been typecast in the other restaurants commercials. Or something like that. Whatever. It made sense to me.

As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not…
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Star Trek Into Darkness Has A TrailerBy toddDecember 06, 2012


I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title, it looks pretty damn epic and it stars Benedict Cumberbatch from the BBC’s kickass Sherlock. It also stars Alice Eve and she has huge boobs. I hope her boobs are not what’s in the darkness.

I wasn’t aware that they could up with a dumber title than Star Trek 2 for a sequel, but here’s the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness. Despite the title,…

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Kate Upton Makes Nice VideosBy toddDecember 05, 2012



Let’s not kid ourselves, Kate Upton is gonna be fat soon. I think we can all accept that. In the meantime, she can stay in a bra or a bikini and make videos like this one. I like Kate because she has huge boobs. And she’s ridiculously self-aware. When the director talks to her, I bet all she says is, “Ok, but what are my titties’ motivation?”

Let’s not kid ourselves, Kate Upton is gonna be fat soon. I think we can all accept that. In the meantime, she can stay in a bra or a bikini…

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We Have A WinnerBy toddFebruary 24, 2011

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Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.

From Kevin:

Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.

Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).

Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone…

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Lindsay Can’t Plea, Will Go To TrialBy toddFebruary 23, 2011

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Even though Lindsay is telling anyone who will listen that she’s innocent of stealing a $2,500 necklace and thereby violating her probation, she was fully committed to trying to accept a plea bargain if it meant no jail time. Well, since Lindsay has no idea how things like “laws” or “consequences” work, Judge Keith Schwartz had to fill her in today during her hearing. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan just got the word from the judge — if she accepts a plea bargain, she WILL go to jail. TMZ broke the story this morning … the judge will throw Lindsay in jail if she accepts a plea bargain. Judge Keith Schwartz told the famous defendant bluntly, “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan.” Judge Schwartz did not say how much jail time Lindsay would do if she cops a plea. And, Judge Schwartz wants a psychological evaluation that will help him understand what makes Lindsay tick and what particular sentence is appropriate. The judge explained … if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest, it will be an automatic admission she violated her probation. And the judge announced what TMZ first reported … Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers made a formal offer to settle the case. Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, will noodle over the offer before deciding, but the judge indicated Lindsay’s probably not going to accept the D.A.’s offer. As we reported, Meyers wants significant jail time. If Lindsay doesn’t accept a plea, she’ll stand trial and if she’s found guilty she could get 1 year in state prison. Lindsay is back in court on March 10. She has the option of pleading guilty and basically throwing herself at the court’s mercy.

So basically, Lindsay is left with no choice but to roll the dice and take this to trial. A trial in which if she is found guilty, could be sentenced to 1-year in state prison. Or sentenced to 1-year of foot massages. It’s really hard to tell what will happen with this being the California justice system and all.

Even though Lindsay is telling anyone who will listen that she’s innocent of stealing a $2,500 necklace and thereby violating her probation, she was fully committed to trying to accept…

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Katy Perry Is Very TalentedBy toddFebruary 23, 2011

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For some unexplained reason, Katy Perry is performing an acoustic version of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin'” during her California Dreams tour, and as wonderful as that sounds, nothing can prepare you for what happens at the 2:07 mark. A bedazzled recorder is presented to Katy and she plays the flute part in the song. Then at the 2:22 mark, she pulls it away from her face and the flute part can still be heard. Then her voice can be heard even when she doesn’t even have a microphone! As if through some kind of magic! What demonry is this?! Tell us your secrets Katy!!

For some unexplained reason, Katy Perry is performing an acoustic version of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’” during her California Dreams tour, and as wonderful as that sounds, nothing can prepare you…

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Tiger Got This Pregnant TwiceBy toddFebruary 15, 2010

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Porn star, Joslyn James, one of the 14 whores Tiger was banging while his wife was home with his two children, is claiming that he got her pregnant twice. Look at the banner picture. Tiger would had unprotected sex with that. Just wanted to throw that out there. The Daily Mail reports:

Porn star Joslyn James has told a U.S. TV show how she always had unprotected sex with the golf star during their three-year affair. The actress, who has appeared in adult films such as Big Breasted Nurses and My Sex Teacher, tells Inside Edition that using protection ‘was never talked about’. James, 32, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis in June 2007. The next pregnancy was aborted close to the birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel, in February 2009, James claims. The golfer was not told about either pregnancy, she said. James tells the TV programme: ‘I just didn’t want to ruin anything. ‘Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,’ she said. ‘After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it.’ The porn star added that the first pregnancy and miscarriage made her ‘more emotionally attached’ to the golfer.

This is the same woman who owes $12,000 in back child support, so let’s not get too carried away here. She didn’t have a miscarriage. In a more likely scenario, she had an abortion when the ultrasound didn’t look like a bag of gold.

Porn star, Joslyn James, one of the 14 whores Tiger was banging while his wife was home with his two children, is claiming that he got her pregnant twice. Look…

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Megan’s Armani CommercialBy toddFebruary 11, 2010

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In October 2009, Megan Fox was announced as the new face of Emporio Armani’s underwear line, and here is the video of her first shoot. So to reiterate, Megan Fox, panties, video. Not that I really needed the word “video”. I could have said Megan Fox, panties, grappling hook, and I would still cum at least once.

In October 2009, Megan Fox was announced as the new face of Emporio Armani’s underwear line, and here is the video of her first shoot. So to reiterate, Megan Fox,…

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