As you look at these pictures of Demi Moore partying with Lenny Kravitz and surrounded by a lifetime supply of Red Bull, please keep in mind that Demi Moore is 50.
As you might remember, Angus T. Jones, the “half” in Two And A Half Men, did an interview with a religious group calling the “disgusting filth” and urged people not to watch it. However, he didn’t mention giving back all the money he’s made from the show. I hope he saved some of it.
New York Post reports:
After Charlie Sheen, Les Moonves thinks that the Angus T. Jones controversy is a “piece of cake.” Still, the CBS exec admitted that Jones’ future on the show is still unclear. “I don’t know what our status is with him,” the CBS Corp. president and CEO said yesterday at The Wall Street Journal Viewpoints event. “We took this boy who started with us when he was eight years old, and it seemed to be what happens with child stars over the course of time.”…”He’s now making $300,000 per week which is not a bad salary for a 19-year-old kid, and he went on a religious channel and urged people not to watch the show because it was filth. By the way, he’s still collecting his $300,000 a week.”
Angus T. Jones later issued the most non-apology apology ever issued, but of course, like most Jesus freaks, he’s perfectly fine with collecting $300K an episode, because operates under the logic that doesn’t have to follow his own advice because Jesus will forgive him. I don’t know, if I went to a restaurant and said it was disgusting filth and told people not to eat there, chances are I wouldn’t go back the next week. You know, unless they were paying me to eat there and no other restaurant would let me in because I’ve been typecast in the other restaurants commercials. Or something like that. Whatever. It made sense to me.
Let’s not kid ourselves, Kate Upton is gonna be fat soon. I think we can all accept that. In the meantime, she can stay in a bra or a bikini and make videos like this one. I like Kate because she has huge boobs. And she’s ridiculously self-aware. When the director talks to her, I bet all she says is, “Ok, but what are my titties’ motivation?”
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Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.
Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.
Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).
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Even though Lindsay is telling anyone who will listen that she’s innocent of stealing a $2,500 necklace and thereby violating her probation, she was fully committed to trying to accept a plea bargain if it meant no jail time. Well, since Lindsay has no idea how things like “laws” or “consequences” work, Judge Keith Schwartz had to fill her in today during her hearing. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan just got the word from the judge — if she accepts a plea bargain, she WILL go to jail. TMZ broke the story this morning … the judge will throw Lindsay in jail if she accepts a plea bargain. Judge Keith Schwartz told the famous defendant bluntly, “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan.” Judge Schwartz did not say how much jail time Lindsay would do if she cops a plea. And, Judge Schwartz wants a psychological evaluation that will help him understand what makes Lindsay tick and what particular sentence is appropriate. The judge explained … if Lindsay pleads guilty or no contest, it will be an automatic admission she violated her probation. And the judge announced what TMZ first reported … Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers made a formal offer to settle the case. Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, will noodle over the offer before deciding, but the judge indicated Lindsay’s probably not going to accept the D.A.’s offer. As we reported, Meyers wants significant jail time. If Lindsay doesn’t accept a plea, she’ll stand trial and if she’s found guilty she could get 1 year in state prison. Lindsay is back in court on March 10. She has the option of pleading guilty and basically throwing herself at the court’s mercy.
So basically, Lindsay is left with no choice but to roll the dice and take this to trial. A trial in which if she is found guilty, could be sentenced to 1-year in state prison. Or sentenced to 1-year of foot massages. It’s really hard to tell what will happen with this being the California justice system and all.
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Porn star, Joslyn James, one of the 14 whores Tiger was banging while his wife was home with his two children, is claiming that he got her pregnant twice. Look at the banner picture. Tiger would had unprotected sex with that. Just wanted to throw that out there. The Daily Mail reports:
Porn star Joslyn James has told a U.S. TV show how she always had unprotected sex with the golf star during their three-year affair. The actress, who has appeared in adult films such as Big Breasted Nurses and My Sex Teacher, tells Inside Edition that using protection ‘was never talked about’. James, 32, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis in June 2007. The next pregnancy was aborted close to the birth of Woods’ son, Charlie Axel, in February 2009, James claims. The golfer was not told about either pregnancy, she said. James tells the TV programme: ‘I just didn’t want to ruin anything. ‘Actually, the day I was going to tell him, I had a miscarriage,’ she said. ‘After I lost the baby I didn’t want to talk about it.’ The porn star added that the first pregnancy and miscarriage made her ‘more emotionally attached’ to the golfer.
This is the same woman who owes $12,000 in back child support, so let’s not get too carried away here. She didn’t have a miscarriage. In a more likely scenario, she had an abortion when the ultrasound didn’t look like a bag of gold.
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In October 2009, Megan Fox was announced as the new face of Emporio Armani’s underwear line, and here is the video of her first shoot. So to reiterate, Megan Fox, panties, video. Not that I really needed the word “video”. I could have said Megan Fox, panties, grappling hook, and I would still cum at least once.