‘Justice League’ Had A PremiereBy toddNovember 14, 2017
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

  Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is…

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Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is GoneBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is Gone

 

Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying anything not to be associated with this shit anymore. One of the best reasons so far is that Brett Ratner, noted douchebag and sexual harasser, help produce Wonder Woman. Gadot is not about that life.

A Hollywood source tells Page Six that Gadot — who last month backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner, where she was due to present him with an award — is taking a strong stance on sexual harassment in Hollywood and doesn’t want her hit “Wonder Woman” franchise to benefit a man accused of sexual misconduct.

Man, Gal Gadot or Brett Ratner? That’s a tough one. I assume every exec at Warner Bros. has taken a turn drop kicking Ratner out of a fourth floor window until his spine is dust.

“Brett made a lot of money from the success of ‘Wonder Woman,’ thanks to his company having helped finance the first movie. Now Gadot is saying she won’t sign for the sequel unless Warner Bros. buys Brett out [of his financing deal] and gets rid of him.” The source added of Israeli-born Gadot, “She’s tough and stands by her principles. She also knows the best way to hit people like Brett Ratner is in the wallet. She also knows that Warner Bros. has to side with her on this issue as it develops. They can’t have a movie rooted in women’s empowerment being part-financed by a man ­accused of sexual misconduct against women.”

What’s weird here is that Ratner is only on board because he has a deal with Warner Bros., but more importantly, he and Patty Jenkins are like best friends. Or were best friends. Pretty sure they aren’t friends anymore. But in conclusion, Gal Gadot basically pulled her dick out in the only acceptable way one should pull their dick out, and is forcing a studio to choose the star of their best reviewed superhero movie in 10 years or Brett Ratner. Turns out superheroes don’t need capes. Also, the CGI on Cyborg looks really dumb.

  Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying…

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Hello, Madison BeerBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Madison Beer

 

After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems like a waste of time now. I think this might be my first time ever posting pics of Madison Beer. [Does Google search] oh, because she’s 18. Way too old for Roy Moore. I feel pretty good about my chances now.

 

  After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems…

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Hello, Demi LovatoBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Demi Lovato

 

The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know it’s only there to distract from the fact that Taylor Swift was nominated for five awards but didn’t win any. Not sure if Demi won anything or not. Probably not. She sucks.

 

  The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know…

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Dr. Luke Released A Statement Through His Reps About #FreeKeshaBy toddFebruary 25, 2016
Dr. Luke Released A Statement Through His Reps About #FreeKesha


I wrote pretty much all I had to say about the Dr. Luke/Kesha thing yesterday, but as it turns out, Dr. Luke and his lawyers have not. 


Read the full statement below:

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I wrote pretty much all I had to say about the Dr. Luke/Kesha thing yesterday, but as it turns out, Dr. Luke and his lawyers have not.  Read the full…

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This NowBy toddFebruary 25, 2016



I know this might be hard for some of you to believe, but Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a blonde model under the age of 25. 

After breaking up with Sports Illustrated stunner Kelly Rohrbach in December, serial-dating Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio has recently been cozying up to British bombshell Roxy Horner. “They were out in London at Chiltern Firehouse on two consecutive nights, and Leo seemed to be paying her a lot of attention,” an insider tells Page Six.

If Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar before his dick we should all boycott.


  A photo posted by “ℛ♡✗ℽ” ツ (@roxyhorner) on Jun 4, 2014 at 2:32pm PDT I know this might be hard for some of you to believe, but Leonardo DiCaprio…
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Allison Williams Is Peter Pan In NBC’s, Well, “Peter Pan Live!”By toddSeptember 03, 2014
Allison Williams Is Peter Pan In NBC’s, Well, “Peter Pan Live!”

 

Here’s the first image of Girls star Allison Williams as Peter Pan in NBC’s upcoming Peter Pan Live! that will air on December 4th. First, did we learn nothing from The Sound of Music Live? Second, Julie Andrews already did this 38 years ago, so try not to panic when you realize “Allison” is a girl’s name and “Peter” is a boy’s name. Take a deep breath, it’ll all be okay.  Remember when you freaked out when you first heard the news that white, British actor Christian Bale was cast as Moses? Same thing. It becomes less stressful when you realize Peter Pan and Moses are both fictional characters.

 

 

WEEEEEE!!!!!

  Here’s the first image of Girls star Allison Williams as Peter Pan in NBC’s upcoming Peter Pan Live! that will air on December 4th. First, did we learn nothing…

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McKayla Maroney Is Underage In Those Pics Ya’ll Are Looking AtBy toddSeptember 03, 2014
McKayla Maroney Is Underage In Those Pics Ya’ll Are Looking At

Yeah, anybody who possessed the power of critical thinking would have kept on scrolling when they saw McKayla Maroney’s name.

TMZ has learned one of Maroney’s attorneys fired off a letter to Porn.com … informing the site that McKayla was underage in several of the photos. The letter demands the images of McKayla — who turned 18 last December — be taken down immediately. Another attorney for the gymnast sent a different letter to multiple websites stating Maroney owns the copyright on the hacked photos. The legal claims by her attorneys are a strong indication the photos really do show McKayla — even though she said on Twitter they were “fake photos.” It’s also possible only portions of the images are really McKayla. The letter is not specific.

Yeah, so about those nude leaks. Good times, good times. I know this is supposed to be a T&A site despite not being a T&A site, and I realize some of you desperately want this to be a porn site, but here’s the thing: no more leaked nudes. I had the alleged Jennifer Lawrence ones up for about 10 minutes on Sunday then took them down, because in addition to her rep using pretty large words, I felt (and not for the first time) kinda douchey and really fucking creepy. Look, if in the blocking of Jennifer Lawrence’s next red carpet fall she wants a boob to fall out, I’ll post those and leave them up all weekend. But posting shit that was hacked, and more importantly, posting shit that wasn’t meant for any of us to see? Nah. At some point there has to be a clear line of demarcation when it comes to the already flimsy right to privacy of celebrities. Just because they look big on screen when you go to the movies, doesn’t mean they’re not regular-sized human being like the rest of us when you don’t see them on screen. None of us deserve to see any of these women naked. If Jessica Lowndes wants to text me a pic of her boobs, hey go for it (no, seriously go for it), but I didn’t need to see her rack that bad to hack into her iCloud. Trust me, I fully understand why this basically exploded the Internet. NAKED FAMOUS TITTIES!! I totally get it (Damn, Kate Upton. I said got-damn). And trust me again, I fully understand how much of a hypocrite I sound like right now, and that’s completely fine with me, because sometimes things you once thought were acceptable become no longer acceptable when you actually take the time to think about them. And you can outraged or whatever, but when your daughter runs for President in 30 years, somebody is gonna post a video of her fingering herself, but hopefully by then it won’t have any bearing at all on her capacity to lead, because guess what? Everybody has naked shit out there.  So stop sounding like the dude in high school who calls the chick who wouldn’t sleep with him a slut. We’ll all be better off.

 

Also, this whole thing has sparked the usual debate of “Why aren’t male celebrities being hacked???!!!”. Well, that answer is fairly simple. Only a small subset of the population wants to see a swinging dick. Straight women and gay dudes. And if it’s a straight woman, it better not be unsolicited. You know who wants to see boobs? Everybody. Everybody wants to see boobs. We don’t want to see them to demean or degrade the woman attached to them, we want to see them because boobs are great. Besides coffee and burritos, they are the things I put into my mouth the most. Hope I cleared that up.

Yeah, anybody who possessed the power of critical thinking would have kept on scrolling when they saw McKayla Maroney’s name. TMZ has learned one of Maroney’s attorneys fired off a…

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