Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

  Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As…

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

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Margot Robbie Says She Got Death Threats After ‘Suicide Squad’By toddJanuary 09, 2018
Margot Robbie Says She Got Death Threats After ‘Suicide Squad’

 

In an interview with Hollywood Reporter, Margot Robbie discusses her new movie and how she shot to international fame with Suicide Squad and how that turned into a living nightmare because neckbeards who love comic book movies are mostly unhinged psychos. Good times.

She’s given a lot of thought to the pitfalls of fame in the past few years and wonders aloud whether perhaps someone at the talent agencies or elsewhere in the process should tell an actor before he or she signs on to a project like Suicide Squad, “You’re about to be in a comic book film; now here’s the worst-case scenario of how big and scary it can get.” Robbie, who has had to contend with stalkers and death threats, is now forced to spend a great deal of time and resources on personal security. “There’s just all this stuff you learn along the way, like, when you get those death threats, it’s [smart] to have a security team do a background check on whoever sent them to see if there is any past history of violence because you’ll need to know whether you need security to go to certain events,” she explains. “And every time you do a background check, it’s going to cost $2,000, so take that into consideration when you’re getting yourself into this.”

Anybody else ready for the nukes to fly? I’m ready. If somebody could get on that pretty soon, that’d be cool. Thanks.

 

  In an interview with Hollywood Reporter, Margot Robbie discusses her new movie and how she shot to international fame with Suicide Squad and how that turned into a living…

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Rihanna Did Crop Over AgainBy toddAugust 08, 2017
Rihanna Did Crop Over Again

 

It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year and dresses like this. If elected, I will make this a national holiday. Rihanna looks so hot here even Chris Brown commented. He also nearly beat her to death because she asked who he was texting one time. Not sure why he’s allowed to comment. Maybe she should try blocking him at least once.

 

the @aura_experience caught by @dennisleupold #BARBADOS #cropover2017 #culture

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  It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year…

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Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, Single

 

So, Aaron Carter came out as bisexual on Twitter this weekend. Then his girlfriend broke up with him the next day. I guess she’s homophobic or biphobic or whatever new term that’s dropped on Tumblr that I don’t know about yet.

Aaron Carter and his girlfriend, Madison Parker, have split, Us Weekly can confirm. A source close to the couple tells Us that the pair, who began dating at the end of last year, have gone their separate ways. “The split was very amicable,” the source says. “Aaron is continuing to focus on his personal self with regards to his truth, health and music.”

I assume Aaron Carter still wants to bang Hilary Duff, because who wouldn’t want to bang this piece of ass and inferiority complex disguised as empowerment?

 

 

But good for Aaron. Live your truth, buddy. In 2017, probably the best way for people to forget you’re a horrible person is to come out as gay/bisexual or become a woman. It worked for Caitlyn Jenner for like three weeks. She even got a Vanity Fair cover and got to kill someone.

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Elon Musk Dumped Amber HeardBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Elon Musk Dumped Amber Heard



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week.

Heard, 31, is ‘devastated’ after tech tycoon Elon Musk ended their year-long romance. Last night a source told The Mail on Sunday: ‘It’s all over between Amber and Elon and she’s devastated. It was his decision. ‘He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.  ‘Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia.’

Two thing you can believe at the same time: 1.) Johnny Depp abused Amber Heard 2.) Amber Heard is a manipulative asshole. You can believe those to things remembering how their divorce went down. And that’s ok. Maybe that’s her thing. She’s a hot blonde and I assume hot blondes think that will work for them. But for unfortunately for Amber, she has to cancel her plan to be the first person to spend money on Mars. She’ll just have to be okay with being in Justice League, which from what I’ve heard, already has a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes.



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week….

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Chris Pratt Is SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Chris Pratt Is Single

 

Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences.

 

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. …

Posted by Chris Pratt on Sunday, August 6, 2017

 

This actually took longer than I had initially expected. I thought this was gonna come after Jurassic World to be honest. In 2009, Chris Pratt was fat gay playing a dumbass on a TV show. In 2017, he’s a ripped international movie star with a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame. You can’t really wake up to Anna Faris every morning after that. That’s just basic man science.

 

  Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences….

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Ariel Winter And Demi Lovato Did The ‘Smurfs: The Lost Village’ PremiereBy toddApril 03, 2017

Since Hollywood is just gonna continue to reboot shit to profit off recognizable brand names until we’re all dead or until The A-Team movie gets an all female cast, they already rebooted the Smurfs movie they did in 2013. It’s called Smurfs: The Lost Village. I saw a torrent of the movie and a Smurf carves “Croatoan” into a tree. Demi Lovato plays Smurfette and Ariel Winter plays Smurflily. I assume this movie is for children, but Ariel isn’t about that life. She’s grown woman and she can wear a see through short ass dress to a premiere for a children’s movie to prove she’s a grown woman if she wants. And Meghan Trainor is the voice of Smurf Melody, so we know off top that Smurfs aren’t the greatest singers. Not sure what they do exactly.

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