Kat Dennings Is SingleBy toddAugust 01, 2016
Kat Dennings Is Single


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years. 

It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”

“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.

“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”

Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years.  “It was a mutual…

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Katy Perry Did The DNCBy toddJuly 29, 2016
Katy Perry Did The DNC


While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate got baited into an unhinged Twitter rant, they probably missed the part where world has passed the scared white man by. RIP. They also probably missed Katy Perry, who looked hot as hell. Look, whatever your thoughts on Hillary Clinton, at least she didn’t invite Taylor Swift. I feel that we should take a moment to acknowledge that fact. 


And if I pissed off Trump stans, my apologies. I hope this makes you feel better and gives you good vibes while you punch an immigrant to get an erection.



While Trump stans were busy shitting on the Muslim parents of a Purple Heart recipient while complaining that the American flags on stage weren’t big enough then celebrated when their candidate…

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Not So Fast, McKayla MaroneyBy toddJuly 29, 2016

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram as she does in harsh lighting and several purchased filters, but…




….but…



…harsh lighting can be easily turned off.

Ok, so TigerBeat is still a thing, and McKayla Maroney attended their teen choice awards thing or whatever. So obviously she doesn’t look the same as she does on her Instagram…

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A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf CourseBy toddJuly 29, 2016
A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf Course


I woke up this morning and read “Justin Timberlake slapped in the face by fan!“, then I watched the video. “Justin Timberlake lightly touched on his neck then reacting like he was just infected by Zika”, probably wouldn’t have gotten that many clicks. Anyway, Timberlake was at the American Century Celebrity Pro-Am in Lake Tahoe when some drunk asshole touched his neck. This might also be the whitest story you’ll read today.

TMZ obtained the Douglas County Sheriff’s report which says Keith Weglin’s BAC was 0.18% when he got to jail … more than twice the legal limit…He could have gotten off scot-free, but cops say he refused to leave the course … so, they arrested him for disorderly conduct. One law enforcement source said Weglin talked himself right into jail. We’ve reached out to him, but no word back yet.

It’s probably pretty quiet in the Weglin household today. Let’s all respect their requests for privacy as they take turns stomping the shit out of Keith while his mouth is taped shut. 


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Aaron Hernandez Basically Just Murders EveryoneBy toddMay 15, 2014
Aaron Hernandez Basically Just Murders Everyone

 

Already in prison for killing a dude in 2013, Aaron Hernandez was indicted today on two counts of first-degree murder for killing Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado in a drive by shooting outside a Boston nightclub in July 2012. Authorities have no surveillance footage, because Bill Belichick did not film it.

 In addition to the two counts of first-degree murder in Abreu and Furtado's deaths, Hernandez has also been charged with three counts of armed assault with intent to murder and one count of assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel Conley said at a Thursday news conference. The latter four counts reflect shots fired at three people inside the car that Abreu and Furtado were in, Conley said. One of the people in the car suffered a gunshot wound, he said. Conley said that Hernandez was driving an SUV that pulled up alongside Abreu and Furtado's car near the nightclub and that the former football star fired a .38-caliber revolver at them. Hernandez has also been charged with unlawfully carrying the gun he allegedly used in the attack, Conley said.

Listen, and understand. Aaron Hernandez is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. What?! Look! You have heard enough! I have answered your questions! Now, I have to see Tom Brady! You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!

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Beyonce Is Uploading Pics Of Rihanna NowBy toddMay 14, 2014
Beyonce Is Uploading Pics Of Rihanna Now

 

After uploading happy pics with her and Solange this morning, Beyonce just posted a pic of her and Rihanna at the MET Ball. Annndddd Solange just deleted her most recent pic with Beyonce. Sorry, guys. I haven't had enough coffee to wade through all this subtext. But when CNN has breaking news today about an active shooter, just go ahead and assume it's Solange.

  After uploading happy pics with her and Solange this morning, Beyonce just posted a pic of her and Rihanna at the MET Ball. Annndddd Solange just deleted her most…

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Two Billionaires Kicked Each Others Asses Over Miranda KerrBy toddMay 14, 2014
Two Billionaires Kicked Each Others Asses Over Miranda Kerr

 

I can't believe I'm asking this, but WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? I mean, this seems like it should be a regular occurence. The world doesn't make sense.

Two Australian billionaires apparently started punching each other in broad daylight last week when one confronted the other about dating Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr after leaving his wife and children last year. According to reports, billionaire Australian media moguls David Gyngell and James Packer ended up rolling around on a Sydney sidewalk last Sunday when Gyngell confronted Packer on the street outside his home. Gyngell, a childhood friend who also served as Packer's best man in 2007, was apparently concerned with the way Packer had been treating his estranged wife since their split. "He fully accepts that he was the instigator of the incident," a spokesman for Gyngell told the Daily News. "Clearly, had he not turned up at Packer's premises in an angry mood then the confrontation would never have occurred." The men had to be separated by their respective bodyguards and both were fined $500 for "offensive behavior." Packer walked away with a black eye but declined to press charges against his childhood friend.

Apparently one billionaire was mad at the other billionaire for dumping his wife and kids to go bang Miranda Kerr, and that's noble. But ask yourself, what's the point of being a billlionaire if you can't dump your wife and kids to go bang Miranda Kerr? Seriously, let's not make this a thing. It's pretty much the only reason men become billionaires. #STAYWOKE

  I can't believe I'm asking this, but WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? I mean, this seems like it should be a regular occurence. The world doesn't make sense. Two…

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Justin Bieber Is Being Investigated For Attempted RobberyBy toddMay 14, 2014
Justin Bieber Is Being Investigated For Attempted Robbery

 

BREAKING: Justin Bieber is still a huge douche.

Justin Bieber allegedly committed an attempted robbery … so claims a San Fernando Valley woman, and TMZ has learned the LAPD is now investigating. The woman tells TMZ … Monday night she was at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park — a complex with miniature golf and a batting cage — when she spotted Justin and his entourage playing a little mini golf and then hitting balls. The woman says Justin and his crew got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage when J.B. noticed she was going for her cellphone to take pictures. She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos. She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it. The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back. She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn't accomplish his mission because the phone was locked. We reached out to Bieber's camp before posting this story … so far, no word back. She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos. She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none. She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, "You're humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don't you just get out of here." Her daughter started crying. She says at that point Justin turned and started screaming at someone else.

As life has a habit of doing, one day Justin Bieber is going to pull this shit on the wrong person, and the only thing the LAPD will be investigating is if the tattoos on the torso at the top of Runyon match Bieber's, because the dental records on the burnt severed head were a definite match. People like to explain away his behavior by saying, "Oh, he's just 20, he's a kid". That might be true, but Joan of Arc was 14 and we had no problem there. I'm not saying we should burn Bieber alive, but I'm not not saying that either.

  BREAKING: Justin Bieber is still a huge douche. Justin Bieber allegedly committed an attempted robbery … so claims a San Fernando Valley woman, and TMZ has learned the LAPD…

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Tori Spelling is a MurdererBy toddMay 29, 2009

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Candy Spelling, the wife of deceased mega-producer, Aaron Spelling, went on a Massachusetts radio station yesterday to promote her new book. Not only did she pour more gas on her long feud with her estranged daughter, Tori, she also dropped in a plutonium core and a box of dynamite. E! News reports:

“My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, four or five years,” Candy said to 94.7 WMAS-FM’s Kellogg Krew. “And it was sad, that’s what killed my husband, actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. He [had] just done everything he could possibly do for his daughter, and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

Just so we’re clear, at the time of his death, Aaron Spelling was worth $500 million. All of which went to Candy with the assumption the she would distribute his children’s inheritance fairly. Tori got $800,000. Man, I wonder what the problem with their relationship could be? I don’t know if you’re picking up on this right now, but I’m doing that thing where you put your hands on the back of your head and walk around room, because there doesn’t seem to be anyone who can figure out this great mystery.

Candy Spelling, the wife of deceased mega-producer, Aaron Spelling, went on a Massachusetts radio station yesterday to promote her new book. Not only did she pour more gas on her…

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