It Has BegunBy toddJune 19, 2014
It Has Begun

 

Taylor Swift got a new cat yesterday. Her name is Olivia Benson and this is Swift's second cat. Her other cat, Meredith, has her own Twitter account. And Taylor Swift writes it like she's Meredith. Can somebody give Taylor Swift an orgasm please? Or let her maybe just look at it? This is getting pretty weird..

  Taylor Swift got a new cat yesterday. Her name is Olivia Benson and this is Swift's second cat. Her other cat, Meredith, has her own Twitter account. And Taylor…

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Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Not Banging Liam Neeson’s SonBy toddDecember 05, 2013

Yesterday, reports surfaced that Lindsay Lohan was hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year old son, Michael. Since his father hasn't throat chopped Lindsay yet, I assumed this was a made up story. But now Lindsay is denying it, so that means it's absolutelty true. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is practicing the safest kind of sex — NONE — because she's too busy focusing on her career to worry about boys … sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ. According to sources, Lindsay's laughing off reports she's hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael … claiming they're only friends and have been for quite a while. In fact, sources tell us, Lindsay hasn't been dating ANY of the people she's been reportedly seeing recently, including male models Morgan O'Connor (a friend of a friend) and Liam Dean (whom she met on a photo shoot). Instead, we're told Lohan is laser-focused on her sobriety and her career … plus, she's spending at least 2-3 days a week shooting her docu-series​ for Oprah's network.

Man, Lindsay sure does spend a lot of time focusing on her sobriety and her career to never be sober nor have a career. I'd take her more seriously if she said she was focusig on one of those paintings at the mall that you have to stare at to see a unicorn on a wave.

 
Yesterday, reports surfaced that Lindsay Lohan was hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year old son, Michael. Since his father hasn't throat chopped Lindsay yet, I assumed this was a made…
Claudia Romani Takes Nice WalksBy toddDecember 05, 2013

WENN has these pics labeled as "Italian model Claudia Romani on her daily walk along the beach in Miami". Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has these pics labeled as "How has she not been raped yet?".

WENN has these pics labeled as "Italian model Claudia Romani on her daily walk along the beach in Miami". Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston has these pics labeled as "How…
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Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up…

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Are Perfectly FineBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro)  fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy")  who got her ass grabbed that one time by Robin Thicke then sold her story Life & Style only to never be allowed in a club or backstage again because she can't keep her fucking mouth shut, it's marital bliss as usual for Paula Patton and Thicke. People reports:

Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton looked worry-free while indulging in a date night this week at Hakkasan inside Miami Beach's Fontainebleau hotel. The pair – vacationing at the Florida hot spot with 3-year-old son Julian – took a break from the beach, sitting back and splitting a dim sum platter, sesame prawn toast and lobster and Chinese chive soup, plus a bottle of sake. "They seemed to be really enjoying themselves and having a great time, and were definitely affectionate with each other," a witness tells PEOPLE, adding that the stars "were extremely nice to everyone."

They're in Miami, so we all know where this going. Paula probably picked a Puerto Rican model because there's a good chance she would mispronounce the safe word. Press 2 all you want, darling. Nobody is gonna hear you.

As Lana Scolaro (nice tan lines, bro)  fades into obscurity as the socialite (that's a NYC slang term for "I have rich daddy")  who got her ass grabbed that one…

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