Kelly Brook Has A Tumblr. Thank You, Inventor of Tumblr.By toddApril 18, 2012








In what will probably be my favorite site in the history of the Internet, Kelly Brook has a Tumblr. And here’s some pics from that Tumblr. Have you noticed lately about the horrific stories on the news and there really seems to be no justice or peace in the world? And the suffering, divisiveness, and hatred are reaching a boiling point and no matter how decent you try to be it makes no difference? That’s because God is masturbating to Kelly Brook’s Tumblr. Way to go. Nice on job on being a perv, God.

In what will probably be my favorite site in the history of the Internet, Kelly Brook has a Tumblr. And here’s some pics from that Tumblr. Have you noticed lately…

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Keeping Up With The KardashiansBy toddAugust 20, 2010


They’re back! Catch the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday @ 10/9c only on E!

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They’re back! Catch the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday @ 10/9c only on E! PAID ADVERTORIAL

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Jessica Barton’s Thong And LinksBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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Karissa Shannon is a good tanner, but not as good as her boyfriend [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston has nice legs [Popoholic]
Celebrity asses [TaxiDriver Movie]
Steven Tyler is telling people he’s an American Idol judge [Popeater]
Lamar Odom is already sick of Khloe Kardashian [Celebslam]
Miranda Kerr is four months pregnant [Just Jared]
10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck [COED Magazine]
Jennifer Lopez is a fantastic boss [The Blemish]
Kaiser at [Cele|bitchy] needs a spanking.
Julia Roberts is a pothead [Allie Is Wired]
I need to get Jessica Barton pregnant [Heyman Hustle]

Karissa Shannon is a good tanner, but not as good as her boyfriend [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston has nice legs [Popoholic] Celebrity asses [TaxiDriver Movie] Steven Tyler is telling people…

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Kelly Brook At The Piranha 34E3D PremiereBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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I don’t know how a movie about mutant piranhas attacking people is supposed to be a box office success, but to reiterate, it’s in 3D. And Kelly Brook is naked. If you’re following the math at home, that’s Kelly Brook’s tits in 3D. This movie couldn’t make anymore money if it was about a cruise ship that sinks in Pandora because The Joker hired pirates in the Caribbean and Sauron’s army to build an iceberg and the Death Star.

I don’t know how a movie about mutant piranhas attacking people is supposed to be a box office success, but to reiterate, it’s in 3D. And Kelly Brook is naked….

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Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar Or SomethingBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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Since she’s an attention whore with a Nair fetish and no other marketable skills except a surgically implanted ass and tits, Kim Kardashian announced last night that she is releasing a calendar to show off those surgically implanted ass and tits through the magic of Photoshop and filtered lighting. The banner pics are supposedly a sneak peek of that calendar. Awesome. Hopefully it will do well with the settlers of Jamestown or with Goldie Wilson who can use it to circle the date of his primary or in any other place people still hang calendars on walls.

Since she’s an attention whore with a Nair fetish and no other marketable skills except a surgically implanted ass and tits, Kim Kardashian announced last night that she is releasing…

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This Is BetterBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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Kelly Brook has been naked all month, so of course she’s naked on the cover of Love magazine. Since my heart is black, I have never heard of such a thing, but as you can already tell, it’s better than Playboy. Playboy is supposed to be a magazine for men, yet they turned one of the hottest pieces of ass in know universe (seriously. really seriously) into a little titty Macduff The Crime Against My Penis (NSFW). Kelly Brook’s autopsy photos would look better than her Playboy shoot.

Kelly Brook has been naked all month, so of course she’s naked on the cover of Love magazine. Since my heart is black, I have never heard of such a…

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