Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris Broke UpBy toddJune 02, 2016
Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris Broke Up


Taylor Swift reportedly got dumped by Calvin Harris last week after dating for 15 months. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were married for 15 months. What does it mean? I will not rest until I unravel this conspiracy. 

E! News has confirmed through multiple sources that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have broken up after dating for almost a year and a half. “This all happened last week,” a source tells us. “Taylor and Adam had no big blowout fight, but the romance just was not there anymore for them. Adam is the one that ended it. It was all done in a very mature fashion. Taylor is pretty upset but they are still in communication. Taylor was there for Adam with his accident and supportive.”

This is about Taylor Swift, so it’s really hard to tell if this is Calvin’s PR team (“Calvin didn’t hit Taylor like that other guy in the news, but he dumped her because she’s a dead lay. Taylor is a very nice person though. Warmest regards.”) or Taylor’s Sr. Communication And Media Relations Director (“Taylor was not crazy in any way, we want to make perfectly clear, but Calvin was the one who ended it even though Taylor’s presence nursed him back to health after his sketch ass car accident.”) In Calvin’s defense, this is Christmas if you’re dating Taylor Swift. That’s way too far from the inside and way too many clothes for that holiday if you’re under 35.  And that was probably like the 6th take of that picture. And this is happens when you take her to a tropical island. I understand that he’s a DJ and whatnot, but no man deserves that. Get your game face on, Ed Sheeran. It’s your time to shine. Go write something about building a snowman.


#tbt I knew something was up with these butt pads or whatever. Too little too late, I’m afraid. 



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Amber Heard Says The LAPD Is Lying To Protect Johnny Depp NowBy toddJune 02, 2016
Amber Heard Says The LAPD Is Lying To Protect Johnny Depp Now


Now its highly likely that Johnny Depp‘s children, ex-wives, past girlfriends, friends, co-workers, lawyers, PR team, female fans, male fans (who are also fans of domestic violence), and the media, are all in a secret, coordinated plot to frame Amber Heard as a manipulative and opportunistic gold digger with the power of “he beat me” behind her. Anything is possible in this world. I just read about a $15K LEGO statue. The tragedy was that LEGO must have forgotten what kids do when they see toys. And the Harambe hashtag people didn’t seem to understand that there’s a lot of shit that happens when a parent turns their head for five minutes. I needed to get that out. Now back to this level of hell. The LAPD have now entered into the secret plot. 

Amber Heard is calling BS on the LAPD, claiming Johnny Depp has the department in his hip pocket. Sources close to Amber say Johnny has a relationship with LAPD cops … they say some have worked off-duty in his security detail.  We’re told Amber is adamant … she had obvious facial injuries when cops responded to the 911 call on May 21, and there is no reason for them to deny it other than to protect Johnny.

This really wouldn’t take much convincing for me, but “sources close to Amber”.  Not much you can do with that unless your narrative forces you to trust “sources close to Amber”. If it does, I’m glad we’re all able recognize our biases. Maybe we can all watch Game 1 together.  

Amber says a witness was present when cops responded. Her name is Raquel Rose Pennington, and Amber says Raquel examined her face which she says had “a significant injury with redness and swelling.”

Raquel Rose is Amber Heard’s best friend. She came out of a four-hour meeting with Heard’s lawyer looking like this. I’m not saying that means anything, but if Johnny Depp and his children, ex-wives, past girlfriends, and friends came out of a four meeting with Depp’s lawyer looking like this, what would that seem like to you? It would probably seem the same.

Our Amber sources also note the LAPD has changed its story multiple times … first telling the media they never responded to a 911 call involving Amber and Johnny, then saying there was only one call, and later admitting they received 2 calls and sent 2 different sets of officers to her apartment.

The officers who responded keep telling the same story,  and now Heard says she was in an “adjoining unit” when she placed the 911 call. Maybe tell them to check next door? And when they come back, file a report and make them take pictures of your face since you felt safe next door? All that said, you don’t accuse an entire police department of a cover up without knowing full well what that entails, then not caring. God, this shit makes my fucking brain hurt. If Disney hasn’t sent Heard her weight in gold by this time next week, I swear I’m  just gonna let articles about this print out while I Amazon Prime some tacks and different color string. I need to know, man. 


#tbt Why does it always look like Johnny Depp is trying to secretly signal for help? 


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