Charlie Sheen Didn’t Pull A Knife On A DentistBy toddOctober 02, 2014
Charlie Sheen Didn’t Pull A Knife On A Dentist

 

This morning we learned that Charlie Sheen apparently went on a tiger blood (crack) fueled rampage at a dentist’s office where he allegedly couldn’t handle his shit and pulled a knife on a dental tech after she gave him nitrous oxide. In theory, all of this sounds completely true and doesn’t need to be investigated further. But, yeah, it didn’t happen.

Charlie Sheen admits he went crazy in a dentist’s chair last week … but insists he was NOT on drugs — he had a horrible reaction to nitrous oxide ... and the technician who is making the allegation is just bitter because she was fired for violating the law. Charlie’s rep, Jeff Ballard, tells TMZ … Charlie was on meds for a shoulder injury and the combo of the Rx he was on along with the nitrous caused the reaction. We’re told Charlie’s arms did flail and he accidentally knocked over the dental instruments on the tray, but that was it. Furthermore … Charlie’s lawyer, Marty Singer, tells TMZ, “The story is being made up by this woman [the dental technician] who was fired on Friday for violating HIPAA by telling her son Charlie was in the office. It got back to Charlie and the dentist fired her.” As we reported … the technician told cops the dentist told her Charlie came at him with a knife and his bodyguard said he was on rock cocaine. But law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the dentist was interviewed Thursday and was clear with cops … the technician was LYING. There was no mention of drugs and NO KNIFE. A law enforcement source familiar with the situation tells TMZ … given that the dentist refutes the technician’s story ... the case will almost certainly be rejected by prosecutors.

Charlie Sheen does more drugs than people who try to sell you power drills at 2am, but we’re lead o believe he just had a bad reaction to nitrous oxide. Nitrous oxide is widely known to make people go crazy and assault those around them. It’s basically just like marijuana.

  This morning we learned that Charlie Sheen apparently went on a tiger blood (crack) fueled rampage at a dentist’s office where he allegedly couldn’t handle his shit and pulled…

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Lindsay Lohan Hit A Baby With Her CarBy toddSeptember 03, 2010

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In California, if you get two DUIs, get found with cocaine twice, leave the scene of an accident, and plow through L.A. after you hijack a car, you’re still cool to drive. No big deal. You know, unless you HIT A FUCKING BABY. Radar Online reports:

Lindsay Lohan clipped a stroller holding a baby while driving her high-powered Maserati, two eyewitnesses to the incident exclusively tell RadarOnline.com. The two onlookers identified the Mean Girls star in her West Hollywood neighborhood around 5pm Wednesday, when she accidentally hit the woman and child after failing to look both ways before turning. “There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said. “Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.” Jaime claims Lohan came out of the parking garage quickly, making only a brief pause at the red light instead of a full stop. A second witness at the scene told RadarOnline.com that the impact was minimal, so it’s possible Lohan didn’t realize it happened. Nonetheless, he insists contact was made. “She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff,” Jaime said, who followed Lohan after being stunned at what he saw. “Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did.” But the incident doesn’t seem to have registered with Lohan, who was released from a court ordered rehab and jail sentence last month. When contacted for comment, she told RadarOnline.com, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Dear God, Lindsay hasn’t even been out a month and she’s already the Angel of Death again. She shouldn’t even be allowed to drive on Mario Kart, much less an Italian sports car that registers at 160. I’d rather cut my own brakes and drive down a volcano than go through a car wash with this bitch behind the wheel.

In California, if you get two DUIs, get found with cocaine twice, leave the scene of an accident, and plow through L.A. after you hijack a car, you’re still cool…

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George Clooney Should Leave His Shirt OnBy mollyAugust 14, 2010
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George Clooney’s next movie is The American in which he plays an assassin hiding out in the Italian countryside. To promote the film, the director, former photographer Anton Corbijn, did a photoshoot for the September issue of W magazine with the cast on location. Included in that shoot is this picture of Clooney doing pull-ups without a shirt, and I think I can speak for most women when I say, “eh”. The man is undeniably handsome, but in a classic-Cary Grantish-looks great in a suit-kinda way, not an oh my god I wanna run my tongue along your eight pack kinda way. Let’s leave the shirtlessness to Matthew McConaughey, k Georgie boy?

Don’t worry baby, I still love you!

George Clooney’s next movie is The American in which he plays an assassin hiding out in the Italian countryside. To promote the film, the director, former photographer Anton Corbijn, did…

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It’s Everybody Else’s FaultBy toddAugust 13, 2010


Dina Lohan, the enabling cunt who should have her uterus ripped out, sat down for an interview with Today’s Matt Lauer, and proceeded to blame everyone and anyone for Lindsay’s problems. I bet you didn’t see that coming.

An argumentative Dina Lohan – placing the blame on the judge no longer on the case and staunchly defending the behavior of her daughter Lindsay Lohan – appeared on Friday’s Today show, declaring there was nothing wrong with her child. “I’m not condoning drinking and driving, but she’s still paying the price for what she did in 2007,” said an often-agitated Dina, 47, referring to Lindsay’s two DUI cases from three years ago. As for Lindsay, 24, today, “She’s changed,” says her mother. “She’s grown up considerably.” Repeatedly accusing Judge Marsha Revel of “going overboard” and “playing hardball” by ordering Lindsay to jail for 90 days (she served 13) and into rehab, Dina said that information will be coming out next week showing that the jurist had to remove herself from the case before she was about to be fired. Defending Lindsay, who was at the Cannes Film Festival when she was expected in court in Los Angeles for a progress review, Dina said, “She was in [jail] for just missing a couple of classes and was working at the time.” In addition, Dina noted, by Lindsay’s being behind bars, “She missed driving classes.” The actress also came into personal contact with murderers, said her mother, adding, “She made friends with them.” Pressed about her daughter’s problems, Dina said, “That’s all propaganda,” and called tabloid coverage of Lindsay “pre-orchestrated. You’re reading things that are not based on fact.” Unlike Julia Roberts and other stars, said Dina, Lindsay’s behavior is unfairly scrutinized. “Her life is magnified. Her life is under a microscope … Lindsay doesn’t realize a lot of people are watching her.” Asked if she’s been there for her daughter – after a visibly frustrated Lauer first suggested that Dina, ex-husband Michael Lohan and Lindsay’s friends “have done nothing to help Lindsay” – Dina said that part of a parent’s responsibility is to grant a child her freedom.

I would never condone violence against women in any way (unless you paid up front), but I could accidentally run over Dina Lohan with my truck and I would jump out and high-five people to make it seem I did it on purpose.

Dina Lohan, the enabling cunt who should have her uterus ripped out, sat down for an interview with Today’s Matt Lauer, and proceeded to blame everyone and anyone for Lindsay’s…

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