Christina Aguilera Got Arrested For Public IntoxicationBy toddMarch 01, 2011

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Christina Aguilera has been on a slow train to crazy for weeks now, and it finally came to its first stop last night when she was arrested for being drunk off her ass. To her credit though, getting drunk in private is kind of a waste. TMZ reports:

Christina Aguilera was arrested early this morning along with her boyfriend in West Hollywood, TMZ has learned. Christina was popped for public intoxication and her boyfriend was arrested for driving under the influence. Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s substation on a misdemeanor charge. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds. Aguilera’s 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler was also arrested last night at the same time for a misdemeanor offense. According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000. Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.” However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.” Sources close to Xtina tell us they have been trying to get the singer into a rehab program for weeks.

I’m a big fan of tiny white girls too drunk to stand, so I’m really more concerned about this whole 100 pounds thing. Really? Did she lose a leg in the war recently? Because the only way she’s 100 pounds right now is if she’s an amputee or met a rabbit last night and had to follow him down a hole.

Christina Aguilera has been on a slow train to crazy for weeks now, and it finally came to its first stop last night when she was arrested for being drunk…

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Lindsay Lohan Is IronicBy mollyAugust 15, 2010
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Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ …. she’s “passionate” about mentoring some of the troubled girls she’s met in rehab. Lindsay has taken a genuine liking to the girls — writing them inspirational notes and giving them advice… As for life in rehab, one source close to Lindsay describes it as “full-on ‘Girl, Interrupted’.” We’re told Lindsay gets no special treatment — if anything, nurses are harder on her to show they’re not playing favorites. LiLo doesn’t have a window in her room and she can’t change the channels on her TV because it’s behind glass.

There are certain things I would take advice from Lindsay Lohan on. The best antibiotic for the clap? Sure. How to get semen out of my hair? Definitely. But getting advice from her on sobriety would be like asking the Detroit Lions how it feels to win a game. They get the concept in theory but are lacking any real experience. And, really? Girl, Interrupted? I guess that’s the closest she’ll ever come to being in a good movie.

Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted- as if I even needed an excuse:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ …. she’s “passionate” about mentoring some of the troubled girls she’s met in rehab. Lindsay has taken a genuine liking to the girls —…

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George Clooney Should Leave His Shirt OnBy mollyAugust 14, 2010
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George Clooney’s next movie is The American in which he plays an assassin hiding out in the Italian countryside. To promote the film, the director, former photographer Anton Corbijn, did a photoshoot for the September issue of W magazine with the cast on location. Included in that shoot is this picture of Clooney doing pull-ups without a shirt, and I think I can speak for most women when I say, “eh”. The man is undeniably handsome, but in a classic-Cary Grantish-looks great in a suit-kinda way, not an oh my god I wanna run my tongue along your eight pack kinda way. Let’s leave the shirtlessness to Matthew McConaughey, k Georgie boy?

Don’t worry baby, I still love you!

George Clooney’s next movie is The American in which he plays an assassin hiding out in the Italian countryside. To promote the film, the director, former photographer Anton Corbijn, did…

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It’s Everybody Else’s FaultBy toddAugust 13, 2010


Dina Lohan, the enabling cunt who should have her uterus ripped out, sat down for an interview with Today’s Matt Lauer, and proceeded to blame everyone and anyone for Lindsay’s problems. I bet you didn’t see that coming.

An argumentative Dina Lohan – placing the blame on the judge no longer on the case and staunchly defending the behavior of her daughter Lindsay Lohan – appeared on Friday’s Today show, declaring there was nothing wrong with her child. “I’m not condoning drinking and driving, but she’s still paying the price for what she did in 2007,” said an often-agitated Dina, 47, referring to Lindsay’s two DUI cases from three years ago. As for Lindsay, 24, today, “She’s changed,” says her mother. “She’s grown up considerably.” Repeatedly accusing Judge Marsha Revel of “going overboard” and “playing hardball” by ordering Lindsay to jail for 90 days (she served 13) and into rehab, Dina said that information will be coming out next week showing that the jurist had to remove herself from the case before she was about to be fired. Defending Lindsay, who was at the Cannes Film Festival when she was expected in court in Los Angeles for a progress review, Dina said, “She was in [jail] for just missing a couple of classes and was working at the time.” In addition, Dina noted, by Lindsay’s being behind bars, “She missed driving classes.” The actress also came into personal contact with murderers, said her mother, adding, “She made friends with them.” Pressed about her daughter’s problems, Dina said, “That’s all propaganda,” and called tabloid coverage of Lindsay “pre-orchestrated. You’re reading things that are not based on fact.” Unlike Julia Roberts and other stars, said Dina, Lindsay’s behavior is unfairly scrutinized. “Her life is magnified. Her life is under a microscope … Lindsay doesn’t realize a lot of people are watching her.” Asked if she’s been there for her daughter – after a visibly frustrated Lauer first suggested that Dina, ex-husband Michael Lohan and Lindsay’s friends “have done nothing to help Lindsay” – Dina said that part of a parent’s responsibility is to grant a child her freedom.

I would never condone violence against women in any way (unless you paid up front), but I could accidentally run over Dina Lohan with my truck and I would jump out and high-five people to make it seem I did it on purpose.

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