Amy Winehouse Was Dead For Six Hours Before She Was “Found”By toddJuly 25, 2011

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It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports:

TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered lying in bed, cops fear. The star, 27, last spoke to her security team at 10am on Saturday. She was found at home in Camden, North London, at 4pm. Medics said she’d been dead several hours. Police sources reported no sign of drugs at the house. Amy had seen her doctor on Friday night. Amy’s doctor examined her the evening before her death – and gave her the all clear. The singer was having regular check-ups because her drink and drug battles had left her so frail. A source said: “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead. “Amy’s health has been very fragile and she has been having a series of check-ups.”

Police have no leads and her autopsy is currently underway, but we really don’t need to know what happened. Because 27-year old’s take naps at 10am then die peacefully in their sleep all the time. There’s nothing to see here.

It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports: TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for…

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Jay Cutler Is Sad On FacebookBy toddJuly 25, 2011

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One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his relationship status from “Engaged” to “Single”, so you know this is serious business. He also changed his default profile pic to him and his mom. Because I guess he will need her during this difficult time. He also did a status update that I’m pretty sure his teammates and cornerbacks around the league already knew. Moving on.

UPDATE: Cutler deleted his Facebook. Sorry, bro. Twitter is better anyway.

One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his…

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Kim Kardashian Crashed Kris Humphries’ Bachelor PartyBy toddJuly 25, 2011

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I mean, why wouldn’t she? Because things don’t exist in Kim Kardashian‘s world where she isn’t the complete center of attention. People reports:

Her fiancé Kris Humphries, meanwhile, wasn’t far away, celebrating his bachelor party at Lavo Las Vegas with Kim’s brother Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom and several NBA players. Donning a white T-shirt, Humphries downed shots and sang along to the deejay. But the singing stopped momentarily when a woman crashed the celebration. That woman was Kim Kardashian. Though the couple had vowed not to see each other on their bachelorette/bachelor weekends, Kardashian headed to Lavo around 2 a.m., surprising Humphries at his VIP booth. After getting over the shock of seeing his fiancée on guys’ night, Humphries kissed his future bride delicately before picking her up to smooch her in full view of the club. Kardashian and her crew mingled with Humphries and his group for about 10 minutes before departing and leaving the men alone.

Jesus, this dude can’t even be alone for five minutes without this bitch showing up. Can’t a wigger have a drink with his boys without having to deal a camera crew? But I’m not going to judge, because I really don’t know the whole story. Lavo may have been giving away free botox treatments that night.

I mean, why wouldn’t she? Because things don’t exist in Kim Kardashian‘s world where she isn’t the complete center of attention. People reports: Her fiancé Kris Humphries, meanwhile, wasn’t far…

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Titty SmurfBy toddJuly 25, 2011

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When you think of manufactured cash grabs designed by corporations and studios to ensure mass appeal and subversion on a large scale, you think of The Smurfs and Katy Perry. So, of course Katy Perry would show up to The Smurfs premiere yesterday to show her support for another thing targeted toward children and mindless idiots with disposable income. And, as expected, she wore a tight dress with her rack hanging out. But thank God she covered herself up before she kissed a giant Smurfette (haha, she kissed a girl! get it, you guys?!). I wouldn’t know how I would feel if Katy Perry took the excuse of being on the red blue carpet to not be the demure flower that we’ve come to know and expect.

When you think of manufactured cash grabs designed by corporations and studios to ensure mass appeal and subversion on a large scale, you think of The Smurfs and Katy Perry….

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Candice Swanepoel Says Good MourningBy jessJuly 24, 2011
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The only news today is about that one singer with those two albums that everyone is a fan of because she’s dead now, so here’s Candice Swanepoel paying her respects in somber black. And a cop outfit, a sailor outfit, a Santa outfit, and devil horns, because everyone processes grief differently.

The only news today is about that one singer with those two albums that everyone is a fan of because she’s dead now, so here’s Candice Swanepoel paying her respects…

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Leighton Meester Is Suing Her MomBy jessJuly 23, 2011

In the second most surprising story of the weekend, Leighton Meester’s mom tried taking her money. From TMZ:

“Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is suing her mother, claiming her mom diverted money Leighton sent to her little brother and used it for plastic surgery, Botox and hair extensions.According to the suit … obtained by TMZ … Leighton’s mom refused to work, but Leighton felt badly for her younger brother Lex, who has severe medical issues. So Leighton sent her mom $7,500 a month so she could provide for Lex. But the suit claims the mother, Constance Meester, used the money for cosmetic procedures and other personal expenses. According to the suit, Constance even tried to convince Leighton … they had an oral contract requiring Leighton to pay her $10,000 a month for life. Leighton says it’s a total lie. Leighton claims her mom threatened to file a $3 million lawsuit against her unless Leighton started coughing up the dough. Leighton wants the judge to declare there’s no contract between her and her mom.

I’m really not sure who the judge is going to believe–a convict with restraining orders against her who gave birth in jail, or someone with judgment poor enough to think singing a hook on a Cobra Starship song would make her own music relevant and that costarring in a movie with Minka Kelly would make her a marquee name. Between the two of them I’ve still seen more credibility in Cash 4 Gold commercials.

In the second most surprising story of the weekend, Leighton Meester’s mom tried taking her money. From TMZ: “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is suing her mother, claiming her mom…

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