This Is All I Have Of Jessica ChastainBy toddMarch 21, 2018
This Is All I Have Of Jessica Chastain

 

Sad news to report. Jessica Chastain posted this pic on Instagram last night and I thought I’d wake up this morning to a photo gallery to share with you, but unfortunately these photos don’t exist yet. Or they might be out of the price range of the people who pay for the photos I post here. Not sure. Hopefully they’ll have a next day sale and I can download them. Until then, make Mr. Rogers proud and use your imagination.

 

Getting ready for the event #BTS @renatocampora #piaget #piagetsociety #artdubai

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‘Justice League’ Is Three Hours LongBy toddMarch 31, 2017
‘Justice League’ Is Three Hours Long

 

If you were worried you’d suffer in silence through a ridiculously long  Justice League  because Zack Snyder is out here thinking he’s Peter Jackson, sorry. Shit’s gonna be long.

IMDb has listed Justice League‘s runtime as 170 minutes or 2 hours 50 minutes. That’s a good 20 minutes longer than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice‘s theatrical cut which came in at a little more than two-and-a-half hours.

Zack Snyder claims this is just the “first cut” and The Wrap seems pretty confident it’s not since their “individual with close knowledge of the project” told them, The Watchmen was 163 minutes and Batman vs Superman was 151 and they had to add 30 mins to the “Ultimate Cut” for the movie to kinda make sense. So yeah, Justice League probably won’t be 170 minutes. It’ll be like 165 minutes. 45 minutes of that will be Snyder’s usual slo mo bukkakke and 50 minutes will probably the theater blowing on the cartridge because the video game is skipping.

 

 

The cast (minus Gal Gadot) showed up at CinemaCon. They look like they each got a different dress code in their invites.

 

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Scarlett Johansson Did Another ‘Ghost In The Shell’ PremiereBy toddMarch 30, 2017
Scarlett Johansson Did Another ‘Ghost In The Shell’ Premiere

 

Scarlett Johansson is a far left liberal and far left liberals hate her now, but loved her back in January. Much like with their genders, the far left’s acceptance tends to be fluid (haha nailed it!).  She’s was in NYC last night promoting the movie white people in NYC will boycott, because they think will help solve racism or whatever they read on Slate. She wore this dress.

 

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Chloe Grace Moretz Should’ve Stayed InsideBy toddMarch 30, 2017

If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m talking about that super short lady with the weird head and kinda big ass? I have things to do. Like says she maybe should have stayed inside the gym until the cameras left, because damn. She also should think about staying inside until the sun goes down, because I can’t imagine a scenario where her skin and the sun get along.

If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m…

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It’s A Nah For Me On That ‘IT’ TrailerBy toddMarch 30, 2017
It’s A Nah For Me On That ‘IT’ Trailer

 

A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise is the dude from Hemlock Grove, so none of this seems particularly scary or whatever. Why they make his head so big? It also has the kid, Finn Wolfhard, from Stranger Things in it. “Finn Wolfard” is a badass name. The kid doesn’t seem to be. But clowns in the sewer or whatever? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. I like sleeping at night. Be gone.

 

  A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise…

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Alexandra Daddario Did GQ MexicoBy toddMarch 29, 2017
Alexandra Daddario Did GQ Mexico

 

Alexandra Daddario was my favorite thing about True Detective and she’s my favorite thing about whatever she’s in. I even sat through that dumbass Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.  She’s now my favorite thing about magazines published for a Mexican audience as in GQ Mexico. I don’t know any more.

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Nicki Minaj Got A Modeling Contract, Has A New VideoBy toddMarch 29, 2017
Nicki Minaj Got A Modeling Contract, Has A New Video

 

Vogue just announced Nicki Minaj signed a big modeling contract. I assume she’ll only be photographed from the waist up.

As a singer, songwriter, actress, and hip-hop queen, Nicki Minaj has spent her career juggling a multitude of roles, and her latest move brings her into yet another creative sphere—modeling. Signing to Wilhelmina’s celebrity division, Minaj becomes the latest star to add professional posing to her repertoire.

How did Nicki Minaj score a modeling contract? The same way Kendall Jenner did.

With 77 million followers on Instagram, household name status, and a larger-than-life persona, Minaj has plenty to offer the fashion world.

So ladies, up your Instagram game and you too could become a model. Not sure how that would translate into a “rap” career and a video with Gucci Mane. Stay positive. The world is oyster if you have a lot of Instagram followers.

 

 

  Vogue just announced Nicki Minaj signed a big modeling contract. I assume she’ll only be photographed from the waist up. As a singer, songwriter, actress, and hip-hop queen, Nicki…

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Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ RebootBy toddFebruary 20, 2017
Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Play Ariel In Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ Reboot

 

Guys. Lindsay Lohan really wants to play Little Mermaid in the live action reboot of Disney’s The Little Mermaid. I don’t know about you, but I need this to happen.

I will sing again, as #ariel #thelittlemermaid @disney approve that #billcondon directs it along with my sister @alianamusic singing the theme song for the soundtrack. also @kgrahamsfb plays Ursula. Simply because, she is the best. take one. @disneystudios

Like we already know this is gonna go to Emma Stone or Chloe Grace Moretz or whatever, but I want to see the version of The Little Mermaid where Ariel chain smokes and converts to Islam and causes a pandemic when she gets a vagina.

 

#thelittlemermaid

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Ashley Graham Was Jessica Rabbit For The 2016 LOVE Advent CalendarBy toddDecember 28, 2016
Ashley Graham Was Jessica Rabbit For The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar

 

Ok, let’s get caught up on the 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar. We got Kendall Jenner again for some reason, Elsa Hosk, Cami Morrone, and Ashley Graham as Jessica Rabbit in a remake of Who Ate Roger Rabbit?, sorry, I meant Who Framed Roger Rabbit? We could probably say either or.

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They Let Ashley Graham Into New York Fashion Week For Some ReasonBy toddSeptember 15, 2016


Let me start by saying the whole body positivity movement is great and everything, but the ending of Wall-E wasn’t supposed to be a happy ending. That being said, here’s Ashley Graham walking the runway at New York Fashion Week. As the captions point out, it’s a celebration of “real women” and “anorexia is so yesterday”. I guess because actual models are sentient androids and if you don’t look like you’re ready to hibernate for winter, you’re suffering from a debilitating eating disorder. Jesus, people. Let’s not do this, ok?  Click below to see more liberal use of the word “slay”.

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