Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to stick your tongue out constantly and flip the camera off as much as possible. Like Miley Cyrus did before she turned black then turned back to white again but this time as a folk singer or whatever she is now. Doing this let’s people know you mean business and aren’t projecting your insecurities onto others in a package that everyone can understand.
Margot Robbie just got nominated for Best Actress for I, Tonya, but she’s in Australia right now at the premiere of I, Tonya. You’d think Australians would have seen this movie by now since Margot Robbie is Australian. Maybe it has something to do with their gun laws. I don’t know. Robbie is rocking the rib cage cleavage thing now and I’m not sure how to process this, but if she ever wanted a half brown baby I could look past that if needed.
Hey, so Elisabeth Moss won Best Actress in a TV show for Handmaid’s Tale at the Golden Globes last night and check out what she said! Per Variety:
Moss accepted the award with a quote from “The Handmaid’s Tale” by Canadian author Margaret Atwood. “We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in the blank white spaces at the edges of print. It gave us more freedom. We lived in the gaps between the stories,” Moss quoted. Moss then went on to praise the author and all those fighting through the years for the ideals behind the “Time’s Up” movement that is taking place today. “Margaret Atwood, this is for you and and all of the women who came before you and after you who were brave enough to speak out against intolerance and injustice, and to fight for equality and freedom in this world. We no longer live in the blank, white spaces at the edge of print. We no longer live in the gaps in the stories. We are the stories in print, and we are writing the stories ourselves,” she said.
Black dress? Check. Shout out to equality for women? Check. Failed to mention that she’s a Scientologist while accepting an award for playing a woman subjugated and abused by a fucked up religion? Also check. Maybe she can play a mentally ill person or woman’s whose disappearance was covered up next to complete the troll. Damn, Hollywood is so full of shit.
At the Golden Globes last night, Oprah became the first black woman to win the Cecil B. DeMille Award (whatever that is) then walked on stage and gave a rousing, inspirational speech. It was great. Then immediately after, Natalie Portman and Ron Howard presented the Best Director Award and Natalie Portman turned into a human YouTube comment.
It was met with the usual YASSS QUEEN:
“And here are the all male nominees.” Natalie Portman calls it for what it is.
Natalie Portman then continued to roll her eyes while Guillermo del Toro, a Mexican man, gave his acceptance speech. But, hey, remember that time Natalie Portman signed the “FREE POLANSKI” petition? Or when she compared eating meat to rape? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Apparently she likes one male director. And I guess she wore all black because she saw somebody eating some chicken. Keep in mind, Portman said this at an event where Oprah was first black woman to win a specific award, where Sterling K. Brown became the first black man to win Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama, and where the majority of nominees where white. Look, I’m sorry Hollywood doesn’t have the ability to multi-task, but shut up the hell up and wait your fucking turn.
The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s cool. I’ve watched it twice and it looks okay. It’s not DC, so at least I’ll be able to expect a coherent story and CG that doesn’t look like a 1996 video game. Will I care about anybody involved when they fight a giant, purple Josh Brolin? Probably not. But Captain America has a beard now and that means he’s edgy or something. Anyway, this movie will make a billion dollars and the Justice League sequel will be exactly like this but worse, so let’s all wait for that.
The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s…
In the current issue of Marie Claire UK, Shailene Woodley discussed her White Savior trip to protest against the Dakota Access Pipeline at Standing Rock reservation in North Dakota back in October. She eventually got arrested (which was streamed on Facebook Live) and charged criminal trespassing and engaging in a riot.
‘I was strip-searched. Like get naked, turn over, spread your butt cheeks, bend over. They were looking for drugs in my ass.’…‘When you’re in a jail cell and they shut that door, you realize no one can save you. If there’s a fire and they decide not to open the door, you’ll die. You are a caged animal.’
Speaking as a Native American, putting drugs in your ass is against our beliefs. You’d think the police would know that by now. They should have checked her sock. But these cops probably had a good laugh watching Big Little Lies. Shailene’s ass is all over the place! Remember that, Joe? Haha, sure do, Bob! Good times. Good times.
In the current issue of Marie Claire UK, Shailene Woodley discussed her White Savior trip to protest against the Dakota Access Pipeline at Standing Rock reservation in North Dakota…
I’ve been working on getting my 68-year old mother and her even older husband out Florida today, but now that’s over, here’s Victoria’s Secret models Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk taking pictures with the new LOVE fragrance. Getty Images tells me they’re there to “celebrate”. Maybe a new fragrance is cause for celebration. Maybe they got paid some money to look hot posing with a perfume bottle with fake lesbianism and not very subtle blowjob visual subtext to sell a product. I guess we’ll never know.
I’ve been working on getting my 68-year old mother and her even older husband out Florida today, but now that’s over, here’s Victoria’s Secret models Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk taking pictures…
Well technically, Oscar Isaac‘s girlfriend is having a kid, but if I called this post, “Elvira Lind Is Having A Kid”, you would’ve just said “I don’t know who that is” and scrolled past the news about Elvira Lind. You might have scrolled past this anyway, who’s to say, really? Or whose to say, really? Either or.
It looks like a new little X-wing fighter pilot is on his (or her) way: Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Oscar Isaac and his girlfriend Elvira Lind are expecting a baby together. The private couple were spotted Monday out and about in New York City, with Lind’s blossoming baby belly peeking through her maxi dress…According to her website, Lind is a Danish director from Copenhagen, who graduated from film school in Cape Town, South Africa, in 2006. She specializes in documentaries and has a film premiering at Tribeca Film Festival this year.
South Africa? I wonder if she hates black people. But kudos to Oscar for staying with this chick after he got famous and getting her pregnant instead of getting a supermodel pregnant. If I was Oscar Isaac, I’d be getting supermodels pregnant or just models in general. This is probably why I’m not Oscar Isaac and am currently just writing about him. It’s fine. Please respect me and my family’s privacy at this time.