We Have A WinnerBy toddFebruary 24, 2011

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Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.

From Kevin:

Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.

Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).

Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone…

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Coachella Is TolerableBy toddApril 19, 2010

Coachella is for dirty hippies in cardigans and leggings who get to drink all the PBR they want on their trust fund, so I’m glad Katy Perry wore a dress specifically designed to show off her amazing rack. Not that it’s surprising. It’s tight and has her tits spilling out. It might as well be called Katy Perry Dress #12.

Coachella is for dirty hippies in cardigans and leggings who get to drink all the PBR they want on their trust fund, so I’m glad Katy Perry wore a dress…

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I Should Plan A Trip To South AfricaBy toddApril 16, 2010

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The only thing I know about South Africa is Charlize Theron, Candice Swanepoel, and District 9, so maybe I should let SideStep find me a good deal on a flight and a hotel. Because obviously is a place where you can bang hot blonde chicks and kill aliens. In America, I only get to kill homeless people. That gets boring after a while.

The only thing I know about South Africa is Charlize Theron, Candice Swanepoel, and District 9, so maybe I should let SideStep find me a good deal on a flight…

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