Ooh La LaBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Because the water in New Jersey needs more contamination, Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese got in a bikini and went swimming this weekend. Look, I’m not going to tell you how long it took for me to edit these pics between rocking back and forth in the corner and pouring hydrogen peroxide in my eyes, but I would rather cut my own dick off and feed give it to a dog than get my dick anywhere near whatever the hell this is. And if the dog picked up my dick and looked like he might walk in her direction, I’d shoot the dog in the head and kick it then run away really fast.

Because the water in New Jersey needs more contamination, Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese got in a bikini and went swimming this weekend. Look, I’m not going to tell you how…

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Adrianne Curry Is Really ShyBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Still an emotional wreck and distraught since her break up with Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry got on Twitter and posted pics showing her vulnerable side and her ability to be stron…wait, I meant she showed her tits and ass. Oh my God, I know! I almost couldn’t believe it either! I can’t wait to see what she posts next! Who knows what it’ll be!

Still an emotional wreck and distraught since her break up with Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry got on Twitter and posted pics showing her vulnerable side and her ability to be…

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Aaron Carter Didn’t Do Coke With Michael JacksonBy jessJuly 02, 2011

Good to know. TMZ reports:

Aaron Carter’s rep claims the singer NEVER told an entertainment reporter Michael Jackson gave him cocaine and alcohol when he was 15 years old … and says the reporter COMPLETELY FABRICATED the story. The controversy stems from an article that ran in OK! Magazine in Australia, written by international journalist Daphne Barak. In the article, Carter was quoted as saying, “Yes, [MJ] gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. As for drugs? He gave me cocaine.” But Carter’s rep tells TMZ, “Nothing was said that was reported” … and directed us toward a YouTube video of the interview with Barak … which seems to back up Aaron’s side of the story.

Of course Michael Jackson didn’t give Aaron Carter (more…)

Good to know. TMZ reports: Aaron Carter’s rep claims the singer NEVER told an entertainment reporter Michael Jackson gave him cocaine and alcohol when he was 15 years old ……

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Lego BritneyBy toddMay 05, 2010

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I could write this site for a thousand years and still not have as much money as Britney Spears, so if someone could explain why she can’t seem to get her ant farm weave right, I would appreciate it. Her hair looks like something Darth Vader would wear if he tried to buy Funyuns and a case of Milwaukee’s Best with an endorsed child support check.

I could write this site for a thousand years and still not have as much money as Britney Spears, so if someone could explain why she can’t seem to get…

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