Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”By toddApril 20, 2017
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

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James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del ReyBy toddOctober 19, 2016
James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey

 

A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit on something.

David Tonnessen says he was snapping photos of Lana at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in 2014 when Franco, unprovoked, viciously charged and head-butted him in the stomach. According to the docs … Franco was “smiling, rather demonically” when Tonnessen first spotted him, and then — with a “blank expression of joy on his face” … knocked him to the ground. Tonnessen says he was hospitalized and suffered permanent injuries. He’s suing for medical expenses and other damages. We’ve reached out to Franco, so far no word back.

I have no idea where this story is gonna go, but here’s some pics of Lana Del Rey in 2014. Doesn’t seem worth it.

 

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Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex StuffBy toddOctober 18, 2016
Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff

 

If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women who won’t allow themselves to be subjugated at bay, but when she has an opinion on an issue, it’s pretty much fucking spot on. She also killed Kanye with a single tweet and sent Khloe Kardashian into the ether. Respect. On Friday, during her Loveline with Amber Rose podcast, Rose gave her opinion on the latest Donald Trump mess.

“This is definitely not me sticking up for Donald Trump at all, [but] I do feel like, based on his age, where he came from, the fact that he grew up with a lot of money and a lot of entitlement, that’s probably all he knows. White, privileged, older, f–king rich as f–k,”..“‘I can touch anybody’s p—y I want, I’m Donald Trump. Who the hell is ever going to say no?’”

If you have any critical thinking skills at all, it just takes one time listening to Donald Trump responding to these allegations to understand that this is 100% how he feels. He’s more annoyed that his supporters might not think the women are hot. You know who does that? Narcissists who get caught on hot mics saying they grab pussy whenever they want, then saying the dozen who claimed he did just that are liars.

Then Amber Rose said this. This right here.

“I feel like if Donald Trump — if I was just a regular girl, before I became an activist — came and touched my vagina, I would be scared to tell someone. I would be terrified. I would be like, ‘Donald Trump literally just touched my vagina. Who the f–k do I call? Do I call 9-1-1? Do I call the cop that lives in my neighborhood? Who do I contact? Do I get online and put it on Twitter?”…How do I go about it [so] people literally wouldn’t say, ‘You’re f–king lying. Donald Trump is a millionaire. He doesn’t have to touch your vagina without consent. He could literally f–k whoever he wants’?”

If you don’t understand that last blockquote and how it pertains to victims of sexual assault by powerful men, then either you wish you could grab pussy without recourse or you just hate Hillary too much to understand. Or it it could just be a big media conspiracy to make Trump say these things. You never know!

 

  If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women…

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‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems ThrilledBy toddOctober 18, 2016
‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled

 

From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of this movie filmed right outside my friend’s apartment in Buckhead, and you could legit look out the window and see Ben Affleck. The didn’t even make me want to go to Buckhead. Cool story, Todd. Anyway, the UK premiere was last night, and I still can’t figure out if Anna Kendrick is supposed to be attractive or not. Her face kinda looks like a witch mask. The boobs don’t, so this what might be causing the confusion on my end.

 

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Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer ShowBy toddOctober 17, 2016
Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show

 

Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida.

About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday when she mocked Donald Trump as, among other things, an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake- college-starting monster.” Loud booing from a vocal, but small minority of the arena crowd started about halfway through the show, when Schumer’s raunchy humor veered into more topical matters topics, including gun control and the presidential election…She made it clear she doesn’t understand how people can support Trump. At one point, she asked for a Trump supporter – preferably one with sleeves, she told security personnel – to join her up on stage to explain their enthusiasm for Trump. One fellow did, but he said he was voting for Trump mainly because he doesn’t trust Clinton. When some audience members booed, the actor/comedian invited them to leave and also asked security to remove anyone booing.

Just like their Supreme Leader, when faced with even the slightest bit of criticism, Trump stans have an unhinged meltdown, but also, Amy Schumer is a horrible person. I’m voting third party on this one. Nope. Still not Gary Johnson. Dude needs to just eat the other half of his brownie and go to sleep.

 

UPDATE: The video was removed from YouTube. It’s a global conspiracy and the media is trying to rig the election or something.

 

  Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida. About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Anti-VaxxersBy toddNovember 16, 2015


“Is that camera made of mercury?”


 Rich people are weird.

A friend of the couple claims so, telling In Touch that “Jessica is refusing to vaccinate him. She feels that vaccination could cause complications.” While In Touch reached out to Justin and Jessica’s reps for comment a combined total of nine times over several weeks, the reps received the messages but did not respond…The friend who alleges that Jessica and Justin aren’t vaccinating their son adds: “I’m sure Jessica believes that she’s making the right decision, but hopefully she and Justin will do some more research on this and change their minds.”

All you have to do is read any of Allen West’s or a soccer mom’s Facebook posts to know that no amount of actual facts and science can keep someone from thinking that Obama has a prayer rug in the Oval Office or that 12 hours of labor is the equivalent of a medical degree. Or how somebody like this somehow thinks she’s the world’s subject matter expert on natural immunity. It’s absurd. This comes from In Touch, so feel free to draw your own conclusions on if this is true or not.  But if you happen to see Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s kid, be sure to speak up. Quarantine glass is pretty thick.

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Sara Underwood Got A JobBy toddNovember 16, 2015




Sara Underwood would like us to believe “I have a coffee table book coming out“, but she’s just one of the models in LA photographer Gregorio Campos’ “Pillow Talk Series”. It’s exactly what it sounds like. But I think the most important thing that we can learn from all this is that you should go to The Waffle House as much as possible.

A photo posted by Gregorio Campos (@gregoriophotography) on Nov 8, 2015 at 6:58pm PST Sara Underwood would like us to believe “I have a coffee table book coming out“, but…

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Moammar Gadhafi Is Dead. Or Captured. Or Neither Of Those.By toddOctober 20, 2011

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UPDATE: Yep. That looks dead to me.

Yeah, so apparently this is happening. MSNBC reports:

Deposed Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi died of wounds suffered in his capture near his hometown of Sirte on Thursday, according to a senior National Transitional Council military official and a government minister. The military official, Abdel Majid Mlegta, had told Reuters earlier that Gadhafi was captured and wounded in both legs at dawn on Thursday as he tried to flee in a convoy which NATO warplanes had attacked. “He was also hit in his head,” said Mlegta. “There was a lot of firing against his group and he died.” Rebels also said they had captured Gadhafi’s son, Mo’tassim, alive in Sirte, Arab news channels Al Jazeera TV and Al-Arabiya reported. Asked if there was photographic evidence to prove that Gadhafi was dead, Mlegta said: “We have the footage but it is not available now.”

Totally. I know exactly what Abdel Majid Mlegta is talking about. I have the footage of me banging Marisa Miller while beating a bear in arm wrestling but it’s not available right now. Sorry.

Pic source = TMZ

UPDATE: Yep. That looks dead to me. Yeah, so apparently this is happening. MSNBC reports: Deposed Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi died of wounds suffered in his capture near his hometown…
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Sweet Mother Of God In Jesus Name AmenBy toddOctober 19, 2011
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As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.

 

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these…

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Rachel Nichols Does MaximBy toddJuly 05, 2011

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Rachel Nichols played Scarlett O’Hara in 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and now she’s on the August 2011 cover of Maxim. Man, look at the rocket ship Rachel Nichols’ Career take off! Also, tits!

Rachel Nichols played Scarlett O’Hara in 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and now she’s on the August 2011 cover of Maxim. Man, look at the rocket ship Rachel…

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