McAvoy and Fassbender Doing Stewart And McKellan Impressions Is The GreatestBy toddMay 30, 2014

 

There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great that I watched it twice. To make you understand what that mean, a chick just walked into the coffee shop in yoga shorts and I only looked at her once.

  There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great…

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The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 30, 2014
The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’

 

The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2 that depicts Eva Green and her boobs for being "too racy". Please keep in mind that we all just saw Hugh Jackman's naked ass in X-Men: Days Of Future Past for no other reason than "hey, look. here's Hugh Jackman's naked ass". But you show a hint of titty and the world might collapse on itself. I happen to enjoy breasts a great deal, as do a lot of people. The female form is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created or ever will be created. That's why there's 7 billion of us living here right now. The only reason I ever pull out now is because I'm trying to improve my credit score.

  The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2…

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Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2BBy toddMay 30, 2014
Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2B

 

"Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''

 

Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw.

Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although other NBA owners and possibly Donald Sterling must still approve any sale. But Ballmer clearly has the money to buy the team — he amassed his fortune as a longtime executive of software giant Microsoft Corp. Forbes estimates Ballmer's net worth totals $20 billion, mainly because of the Microsoft stock he owns, ranking him 35th among the world's billionaires This isn't the first time Ballmer has pursued an NBA franchise.

Steve Ballmer has tried twice before to buy an NBA franchise, one time he tried to buy the Milawukee Bucks, so it's pretty clear that he really, really wants to own an NBA team, and it doesn't particulary matter which one. The $2B he paid for the Los Angeles Clippers is almost FOUR TIMES more that the previous record NBA purchase price. I could sit here and say that's a bad business decision, but I pretty much do the same thing at Starbucks everyday,

  "Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''   Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw. Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although…

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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAsBy toddOctober 07, 2013
Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAs

 

If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:

A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:

  • Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
  • Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."

 

Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.

 

Pic source = Instagram

  If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that,…

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Jaden Smith Doesn’t Understand Our WorldBy toddOctober 07, 2013

When you're 15 and born a millionaire with your head so far up your own ass that you can believe that a galactic warlord who flies around in a spaceship that looks like an airplane is the cause of all pain and suffering in the world while at the same time going on Twitter to say the educational system is brainwashing our youth, it's easy to see how you can be easily confused by things. Like Jaden Smith, seen here attempting to get into a human vehicle. Happy, Monday.

When you're 15 and born a millionaire with your head so far up your own ass that you can believe that a galactic warlord who flies around in a spaceship…

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Danica Patrick Did A Music VideoBy toddOctober 07, 2013

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 07, 2013

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist]

Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted]

Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper]

Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Billy Ray Cyrus & Fred Durst Performed A Duet Together Because The Apocalypse [The Superficial]

Kimberley Garner’s Awesome Side Boob [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Ridiculously Leggy [Popoholic]

Kesha puts in some effort in her instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Diddy is copying Oprah [TMZ]

American Hustle Halloween [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna tells Harper’s Bazaar she was raped at knifepoint her first year in NYC [Celebitchy]

Who Had The Sexiest Leggy Dress @ The 4th Annual Vueve Clicquot Polo Classic [Moe Jackson]

Gravity cleaned up at the box office [Film Drunk]

Miranda Kerr in f*ck me boots [Celebslam]

38 Pics for Kate Winslet's 38th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Hulk Hogan in a Thong Riding a Wrecking Ball [The Blemish]

Daniel Radcliffe Thinks Getting Naked Is Just A Job [Evil Beet Gossip]

Sam Jackson: Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers: Age of Ultron [Crave Online]

‘Glee’ prepares to say goodbye to Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Miley Cyrus Reveals ‘We Did Stop’ Video With John Boehner On ‘SNL’ [Hollywood Life]

 

Hey, guys. Todd here. You like to eat, right? Well, my friend Lindsay is training to be a chef and she has a kickass blog (Vodka & Biscuits) where you can get her recipes for quick, amazing, and healthy stuff to put in your cheeseburger hole. But seriously, stop eating cheeseburgers. What's the matter with you? You're disgusting. Anyway, Lindsay loves sharing her passion for food more than I love sharing my passion for boobs, so you know it's real. She also looks like a 2003 Christini Ricci, so technically, everything on her blog is edible. Now go to site now and find something to make before you go to McDonald's for the second time today.

 

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist] Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted] Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper] Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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