Halsey Is Against AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Halsey Is Against AIDS

 

Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat and and her music sucks. And she hasn’t tweeted about Black Panther yet. Like, how do you call yourself black if you don’t tweet about Black Panther and how it is the best superhero movie starring a mostly black cast and how it was a soul changing experience to see black people in a fictional movie? You can’t, if we’re being honest. But it is good to see that Halsey is half black and is trying to help with AIDS by attending theĀ 2018 amfAR Gala New York. AIDS is pretty bad in Africa. I blame the Pope.

 

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Amber Rose Has A Nice InstagramBy toddJanuary 19, 2015

The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d lose precious inches trying to hit this from the back. Can we maybe go get ice cream instead, Amber? Maybe go for a walk and talk? Did you know that the rain on Venus contains high levels of sulfuric acid? Oh, I know, right? Pretty interesting stuff.

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Anastasia Ashley Did Kim KardashianBy toddOctober 18, 2013
Anastasia Ashley Did Kim Kardashian

 

The Time Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Twat With Power Tools [Dlisted]

Elle Should Be Ashamed of Itself [Fishwrapper]

Angelina Jolie Braless Pokies (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life [The Superficial]

Olivia Munn Dresses To Impress [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Letterman [Popoholic]

Kylie Minogue has a 2014 Calendar out (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Something seems different about Lara Flynn Boyle [TMZ]

Busy day for Prince Harry [Lainey Gossip]

Tom Cruise got booed by the crowd at a Dodgers game [Celebitchy]

Jessica Alba Chats On Cellphone & Feeds Parking Meter AT THE SAME TIME [Moe Jackson]

Will Smith’s trailer costs more than your house [Film Drunk]

Nicole Scherzinger ain't bad [Celebslam]

Sexy Sorority Girl Slut-O-Ween 2013 [COED Magazine]

The Jonas Brothers Deleted Their Twitter Account [The Blemish]

Kate Moss Has Mandatory Cigarette Breaks In Her Contract [Evil Beet Gossip]

C-3PO Confirmed for Star Wars Episode VII? [Crave Online]

Lady Gaga is doing a holiday special with the Muppets [Popbytes]

Robert Pattinson: Why He Won’t Be Cast As Christian Grey [Hollywood Life]

Everything (And Everyone) Eaten In Mortal Kombat [Thrillist]

 

Pic source = Twitter

 

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Steve Jobs Was A Freak, Horrible Human BeingBy toddOctober 17, 2013
Steve Jobs Was A Freak, Horrible Human Being

 

Steve Jobs, the hipster god who created products that makes them stand in line every six months, is widely known to have been an absolute nightmare to work with and believed to have narcissitic personality disorder (he regularly parked in handicap spaces, he once screamed at police and repeatedly honked his horn when they pulled him over for going 100 in a residential because he "was in a hurry", he reportedly got upset when Obama didn't personally call him after the launch of the iPad, etc.) is now the subject of a new book, The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life With Steve Jobs, that was written by a former girlfriend, Chrisann Brennan. Apparently Stevie was always horny and liked boning in sheds. Radar Online reports:

Brennan and Jobs were an item from 1972 until 1977. She said that Jobs retuned from a 1974 trip to India with new sexual enlightenment regarding tantra, saying, “It all broke open between us when he asked if I would make tantric love with him in his garden shed.” She said that Jobs’ professional focus and dedication trickled down to the bedroom, as he avoided emissions to save his mojo, and store “power and wealth by conserving one’s vital energies. “Our birth control method up to that point was Steve’s coitus interruptus, also called the pull–out method, which for him was about his conserving his energy for work.” She writes in the tome that she and the late genius “shared nights of lovemaking so profound that, astonishingly, some 15 years later, he called me out of the blue to thank me.”

And since the pull out method doesn't work, Steve Jobs was the Adrian Peterson of the 70s, except he probably wouldn't have went to the hospital.

Brennan, who has a daughter named Lisa with the late tech mogul, paints a dark portrait of the inventor, describing his reaction when she told him she was expecting their child. “Steve’s face turned ugly,” she wrote. “He gave me a fiery look. Then he rushed out of the house without a word,” adding he “told me he felt like I was stealing his genes.” Jobs denied fathering the child for years, until a 1979 paternity test proved him the biological dad.

Jobs was an orphan, so you'd think he wouldn't want his child to feel abandoned like he was, but you can't really let something like another human being you helped create get in the way of building computers in a garage. I mean, somethings are just more important. That being said, I have an iPhone so I should probably chill with outrage. iOS7 is so pretty!

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Hey There, Anastasia Ashley & LinksBy toddSeptember 19, 2013
Hey There, Anastasia Ashley & Links

 

Simon McCoy’s Hilarious iPad Mistake [Dlisted]

Jake Gyllenhaal is Kind of a Jerk [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Nicole Lee Loses Her Bikini Bottoms (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Talking About Her Vagina Again [The Superficial]

Maxim Hometown Hotties Search Still Exists [Hollywood Tuna]

Eva Mendes Still Looking Like One Of The Sexiest Babes Around [Popoholic]

A Stripper Had A Miscarriage While Twerking (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

NYPD dropped the hammer on the CBS drama "Person of Interest” [TMZ]

Benedict Cumberbatch: Professional Smart Person [Lainey Gossip]

Clint Eastwood’s son Scott looks like a young, fratty Clint [Celebitchy]

Paula Patton Works Her Style in NYC While Promoting ‘Baggage Claim’ [Moe Jackson]

The World War Z honest trailer [Film Drunk]

Fernanda Marin is really clumsy [Celebslam]

Here Are The New LA Lakers 'Hollywood Nights' Uniforms [COED Magazine]

Lauren Cohan Confirmed Hot [The Blemish]

Cher Takes Back Her Miley Insults…Sort Of [Evil Beet Gossip]

Is Schwarzenegger up for Avatar Sequel? [Crave Online

Azealia Banks thinks Lady Gaga stole one of her songs [Popbytes

Get Revenge [MyEx]

 

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Kate Winslet Isn’t Taking Her Husband’s Stupid Last NameBy toddSeptember 18, 2013
Kate Winslet Isn’t Taking Her Husband’s Stupid Last Name

 

ALL HAIL THE PATRIARCHY IS DEAD!!!! Or, Kate Winslet's new husband's last name is "Rocknroll" and that's just really dumb. The Telegraph reports:

Winslet, who has previously been married to Jim Threapleton and Sam Mendes, told the Telegraph: “I was never going to change my name to Rocknroll. I’ve never changed my name to anything so I didn’t see a reason to start now. "I quite like Kate Winslet; in fact I think it’s very flashy. I’m proud of my name because I’m one of three girls and we have one boy in our family so essentially the only person who is going to carry the name along is my brother and he doesn’t have any children at the moment.”

Ned Rocknroll is the Head of Marketing Promotion and Astronaut Experience at Virgin Galactic, because you know, his uncle, Richard Branson owns the company. So maybe he should change his name to Ned Branson if he wants Kate to take his last name. "CHA-CHING," Kate Winslet was quoted as saying.

 

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Soooo……By toddSeptember 18, 2013

 

Ok, like, this has nothing to do with celebrities or boobs and stuff, but if anybody can tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS that would be great. brb moving to the mountains.

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Olivia Wilde Had To Make The First Move On Jason SudeikisBy toddSeptember 18, 2013

In the October 2013 issue of Allure, Olivia Wilde said some words, but what we're going to focus on here is the unlimted options available to single men in New York City and Hollywood.

"I met Jason, and I thought he was so charming. He's a great dancer and I'm a sucker for great dancers. But he didn't even get my number. Over the next six months we kept running into each other. [One night], my best guy friend walked up to him and said, 'This is Olivia's number. Use it.' That was the beginning," she says.

As you read this, please keep in mind that Olivia Wilde was married at 18 in the back of an abandoned school bus and stayed married until 2011. He real last name is "Cockburn", so you know this could have only ended up one way. As 1 Peter 5:8 says, her vagina was roaming the Earth like a roaring lion seeking to devour the D. I would quote the Book of Jason, but it's mostly about unlimited blowjobs and anal.

 

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Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The PatriotsBy toddJune 11, 2013
Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The Patriots

 

"Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow

 

We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever again, but Bill Belichick apaprently wanted to send out an assistant to secretly record everybody's reaction. Because he just signed Tim Tebow.  ESPN Boston reports:

Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Tebow signed a two-year contract that includes no guaranteed money. "Tim is a talented player, is smart and works hard. We'll see how it goes," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Tuesday.Tebow, who is expected to participate in the team's mandatory minicamp Tuesday, was signed to be a quarterback on the Patriots' roster, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder. When asked what position Tebow will play, Belichick said, "we will see." Apparently tired of the Tebow questions, the coach tried to change the subject after several minutes. "We've already talked enough about him. We'll see how it goes, take it from there," he said.

If I had to bet, Belichick probably signed Tebow to replace Gronkowski. But Tebow is a devout Christian, so that means his unwavering faith that he can play quarterback despite all evidence to the contrary will force him to sit and pout on the bench while masking his tantrum with feigned humility. Sorry, did I get too deep on you with that? Also, that's a question Tebow will never ask a receiver. OOOHH TEBOW BURN!

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Kelly Brook Continues To Be Perfect, LinksBy toddApril 18, 2013

 

Rachel Bilson Slight Pokies & PERFECT Tan Lines (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jennifer Aniston Cups [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel and her long term boyfriend who you hate [Popoholic]
Amy Childs’ Booty Is Hungry For Leggings [Hollywood Tuna]
Will Smith And Kristen Stewart Aren't Going To Sex Each Other In A Movie [Dlisted]
Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn't Want To Have A Relationship With You [MxyEx]
A Drunk Florida Woman Got Arrested For Calling 911 Because She Was Lonely [UDrunkBro]
A Waco building exploded and it is crazy (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield being super cute flirty [Lainey Gossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith doubles down on her ‘open marriage’ comments, makes it worse [Celebitchy]
What’s Big, Green, Hairy & Loves Chocolate? Kim Kardashian, Of Course [Moe Jackson]
British Batman who foiled burglary got arrested for burglary [Film Drunk]
Rebecca Romijn's new show looks awesome [Celebslam]
The sexiest MMA ring girls [COED Magazine]
Fear Not, Anne Frank Would Have Been a Belieber [The Blemish]
TIME Magazine Thinks Lady Gaga Is More Influential Than Barack Obama [Evil Beet Gossip]
First Look: Jamie Foxx as Electro in Amazing Spider-Man 2 [Crave Online]
Family Guy’s Boston Marathon episode was pulled [Popbytes]

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